Natalie Martinez

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Following up with the hotness that was Cassie's photos, Complex caught up with Death Race's Natalie Martinez. Check out Complex to see the rest of Natalie's photos.

Gulp. When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you think, “Damn, I’m hot?”

Natalie Martinez: I’m on my own dick. [Laughs.] I can clean up pretty nice, but I’m funny looking, I think. My ears have been the same size since I was 5. I was a tomboy, so I have scars everywhere.

Scars are hot.

Natalie Martinez: I have one that goes from my eyebrow all the way down my face. When I was 2, a rooster attacked me with its claw.

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And the Wiki says...

Natalie Martinez (born August 21, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is a Cuban-American actress and model. She is best known for her role as Michelle Miller on MyNetworkTV telenovela, Fashion House. She is also the spokesmodel for JLO by Jennifer Lopez. [Wiki]

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Natalie Martinez (born August 21, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is a Cuban-American actress and model. She is best known for her role as Michelle Miller on MyNetworkTV telenovela, Fashion House. She is also the spokesmodel for JLO by Jennifer Lopez. Wiki

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The Stats:

+ 6.25

+ 1.5 for being Cuban

- 0.75 for being so damn young

+ 0.5 future potential
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= 8.50 (yes, she ranks above Alba, boys & Girls)

Before I begin, let's pray to god that Natalie's mother has a long and happy life. Why involve Natalie's Mommy in my overly superficial review of Natalie herself? Well, apart from giving birth to Nat, Mommy Martinez is to thank for treating the world to the Natalie-Eye-Candy we so much enjoy on various billboards, magazines, & those strolls through Macys (she's the J-Lo spokeswoman). To put it simply, Natalie auditioned for J-Lo's spokeswoman search upon her mom's request. So: Muchas gracias, Senorita Martinez (that's in my thick, deep Spanish).

God 'O Mighty, when I saw this girl, I was thrown aback at first & then upon getting a hold of myself, I asked one question: "Is this girl Indian or Spanish?" I soon learned she's Cuban. Yes, Cuban. As we all know, supply of Cubans is already pretty low, so naturally when a Cuban Beauty is discovered, demand will be high. Simple economics, baby.

Lets go over the figure. This will be short as I cannot stare at her nearly-naked body @ work for too long without risking the Job-Axe meeting my neck. Here's a full body shot for your eyes:

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