Ranae Shrider
When Will Verne Troyer Sex Tape Girl Ranae Shrider Do Playboy?
Friday, June 27th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Ranae Shrider is a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. I guess she aspired her ass to Verne Troyer's mini-me penis in order to get on the cover of Playboy. Is it just me or are chicks super conniving these days? Anyway, since Hef will put anyone popular on the cover of his mag, I'm pretty sure we're only days away from an announcement.
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Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
More on TMZ!Here's some reaction from the Bastardly Community...
JTchicago
Oh, NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!
Holy Fucking Shit Son
yes!!!
finally a man in porn with a smaller schlong then me
at least i hope i'm bigger...
d55
oh god...the end is near...this dude has a sex tape...what the fuck for?...i wouldnt watch midget sex even if u paid me
john
Karl Marx would love Verne Troyer, he's a living breathing metaphor.
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
The Guru isn't the only Verne Troyer flick out this summer! Ow!No worries, you're not the only one who wants to check this baby out b/c like most people with a sense of freaky adventure, a midget sex tape ranks fairly high on my list of things to see before I die.
Kevin Blatt, the bastard behind the Paris Hilton sex tape, is supposedly in talks to ice a $100K deal with SugarDVD, so it should be too long. Patience, Daniel-San, patience!
