Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon @ Avon Foundation for Women Gala in NYC
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Reese Witherspoon on the importance of giving back from the Avon Foundation event..."It's very important to me to give back. It's been so great for me in my life to have this opportunity to work with a company that is so committed to women." Source
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Reese Witherspoon Drunk, Jake Gyllenhaal Rushes To Get Home!
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinReese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal went to the Hollywood Bowl for a concert the other night and looks like Reese had some fun a got a little tipsy. Naturally that meant Jake had to take full control (and by control, I mean advantage) of the situation to get her home as soon as possible.... for what else but drunken sex, right?
As evident from these photos, that could be the only reason why Jake seemed a bit on edge with the paparazzi. Well, atleast that's my take on the situation. Anyways, for Jake's sake, let's hope that he did get Reese home before she either 1) fully passed out (but that probably wouldn't stop him) or 2) sobered up enough to realize that a cock was about to penetrate her anus.
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Reese Witherspoon Went Jogging & Wears Lululemon Athletica!
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I just had to point out the Lululemon Athletica because I swear, I see every chick wearing their tight stretchy pants nowadays. Hell, I didn't know those things cost like a hundred bucks but they customize the length for you. Guess that's why stubby legged Hayden owns a pair. I walked into one of these stores and pretty much all the chicks working were attractive and practicioners of yoga. Nice.Reese Witherspoon's Four Christmases earned another $18.2 million over the weekend, claiming the top spot and upping its total to $70.8 million. Source
'Four Christmases' is the #1 Movie In America. What The Hell?
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, anyone watch this yet? I'm sure it's a great flick, but you'd expect something different w/ films like "Bond" in the mix. Here's more:
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon's comedy won the robust weekend with a much-better-than-expected $46.7 mil from Wednesday through Sunday, according to early estimates. That makes it the third-best Thanksgiving weekend opener ever, after Toy Story 2 ($80.1 mil) and last year's Enchanted ($49.1 mil). The film also grossed a hefty $31.7 mil over the traditional three-day weekend (and fair warning, I'm going to be giving both five-day and three-day totals in this report, so get focused -- you know, drink some coffee before reading on, or something). That's Vaughn's top premiere sum since The Break-Up's $39.2 mil two and a half years ago, and Witherspoon's best bow since Sweet Home Alabama's $35.6 mil more than six years back. [EW]
Rounding out the top 5...
2. Twilght
3. Bolt
4. Bond
5. Australia
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Does Reese Witherspoon Need Chin Reduction Surgery?
Friday, November 21st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped at the "Four Christmases" World Premiere
About the movie:
No one enjoys the holidays more than Brad (Vince Vaughn) and Kate (Reese Witherspoon). Every December 25th, this happily unmarried, upscale San Francisco couple embark on a holiday tradition they have shared every year since they met—ditching their crazy families for a relaxing, fun-filled vacation in some sunny exotic locale. There, sipping margaritas by the pool, they toast the season, knowing they have once again avoided the chaos and emotional fallout of their four respective households: divorced parents, squabbling siblings, out-of-control kids and all the simmering resentments and awkward moments that are the hallmarks of every family Christmas. But not this year. Shorts and sunglasses packed, Brad and Kate are trapped at the San Francisco airport by a fogbank that cancels every outbound flight. Worse yet, they are caught on camera by a local news crew, revealing their whereabouts to the whole city…and to their families. With no escape and no excuses, they are now expected home by Brad's father (Robert Duvall). And Kate's mother (Mary Steenburgen). And Brad's mother (Sissy Spacek). And Kate's father (Jon Voight). Four Christmases in one day. As they brace themselves for a marathon of homecomings, Brad and Kate expect the worst—and that's exactly what they get. But as Brad counts down the minutes to their freedom, Kate surprisingly finds herself tuned to the ticking of a different clock. At the end of the day, each will gain a new perspective on where they came from…and where they're going. Getting to know themselves and each other as they really are could finally give them a chance at the kind of love they've only been playing at. [Wiki]
Here's the trailer:
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Reese Witherspoon Is A Dodgers Fan!
Monday, October 13th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Dodgers Fight Back with Brushbacks and Big HitsIf five first-inning runs Sunday night re-established the Dodgers as contenders, one well-placed pitch by Hiroki Kuroda restored the sizzle to this National League Championship Series. In the third inning of the Dodgers’ 7-2 victory in Game 3, which sliced the Phillies’ series lead to two games to one, Kuroda refused to let his team be manhandled anymore.
Standing up for Russell Martin, who had been hit and knocked off the plate, Kuroda flung a 94-mile-per-hour fastball over Shane Victorino’s head, minutes later precipitating a benches-clearing incident that fell somewhere between a fracas and a melee. Indeed, no punches were thrown and no one was ejected, although plenty of unprintable words were surely said. As the Phillies had done without recourse in Game 2, the Dodgers had made their point: You want a series? We’ll give you a series. Source
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Reese Witherspoon Went To The Coffee Bean!
Thursday, July 24th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Jake Gyllenhaal's House RulesThe supposed rules were apparently prompted by Jake's move into Reese's L.A. home and mainly focus on household etiquette -- no shoes inside, when to take out the trash, no feet on coffee tables (bummer) -- but also limit Jake from swearing in front of Witherspoon's young children. Source
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Breaking!! Reese Witherspoon Drinks In Unmarked Coffee Cup!
Monday, July 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.These were snapped in London while Reese was shopping @ Twenty8Twelve by S. Miller (Savannah Miller-Sienna Miller's sister).
Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe Officially Divorced
Friday, June 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe finalize divorceIt’s all over between actors Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, who finalized their divorce this week with court documents filed in Los Angeles.
People magazine reported online that documents filed on Thursday show the couple, who separated back in 2006, had reached an agreement on finances and custody of their two children, after seven years of marriage. Source
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Reese Witherspoon @ "Penelope" Premiere in L.A.
Friday, February 22nd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Reese Witherspoon back in producer's chair with 'Penelope'"I hate being in charge, so I'd say I'm more of a collaborator," laughs the producer and co-star of the independent film "Penelope," opening February 29.
"I don't want to be the one to tell (the crew) that they have to stay for two extra hours or come in at 6 o'clock in the morning."
Witherspoon's production company, Type A Films, grossed $125 million worldwide five years ago with its first project, "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde." Now Witherspoon, 31, is back in the producer's chair with the magical love story "Penelope."
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