Ross McCall

This was snapped during Valentine's Day last year. (I'm tearing right now.)

Or, more importantly, shall we ask, "Who dumped who?"

What appeared to be Hollywood most boring relationship came to an abrupt end over the holidays---a particular time of the year when celebrity couples cruise to exotic beaches around the globe. People Magazinereports:

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

Reps for both Hewitt and McCall had no immediate comment.

Bastardly Questions:
1. Did the breakup happen because Jennifer Love Hewitt ass looked huge in a bikini again?
2. Did JLH catch Ross getting a blow job by one of her drunk friends inside the bathroom during a holiday party?
3. Anyone have any other interesting theories?

Whatever happened two things are certain:
1. Unless Ross McCall starts dating Megan Fox, we won't be hearing of him much longer on Bastardly.
And, 2. Jennifer Love Hewitt is ripe for Bastardly Rebound Sex!

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As most of you guys know, Ross McCall takes JLH on a lot of walks and this past weekend was no different. In an attempt to burn off some of the turkey & stuffing Jennifer pounded on Thanksgiving, the couple walked around their local upscale mall in L.A.

After an endless amount of media scrutiny when Jennifer busted out her fatass in a black bikini while vacationing in Hawaii, she has since tried very hard to get back into tip-top shape. Here's a blast from the past to screw w/ your morning...
See the rest of the bikini pics!

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin // INFphoto.com

Most celebrities used their privacy card & stayed indoors w/ family & friends and did what every other family does on Thanksgiving: Stuff their faces until they fell into a deep food coma. Then there were others who helped at their local homeless shelters (Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wilmer, etc) or enjoyed parades (Will Ferrell, Beckhams, Cruises & others) & parks (Gwen Stefani) with their families. We've done our best to compile pics of celebs doin' their thang over the Thanksgiving holiday, so hope you bastards enjoy the goods!

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So word is that Jennifer Love Hewitt and douchebag extraordinaire Ross McCall will be dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. Odds are it was Jennifer's idea and Ross is going along with it so that he can continually build his case for the repeated sessions of anal sex he requests in return for giving us bastards more pictoral evidence to call him a douchebag.

"We're just gonna have lots of babies!" the 29-year-old beauty jokingly said. "And I'm going to look really sultry and really drop dead gorgeous."

Ross, on the other hand, admitted, "I don't know how the heck I'm going to pull it off." But, Jennifer told him, "You're gonna' be cool, 'cause Brad Pitt's cool!" Source

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...oh yeah, douchebag Ross McCall was with her.
I've caught the 2 episodes of Crash on Starz and Ross McCall is such a douche and what bugs is that his storyline has himfucking Moran Atias' character in the ass in the back seat of a car. Bastard.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Claims That 'Us' Cover Was a Big, Fat Surprise

TVGuide.com: Having lashed back at the media about that "controversy" [Hewitt blogged, "I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized.... I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image"], did you hesitate about participating in that Us Weekly cover story about your 18-lb. weight loss?

Hewitt: You know what's funny is I didn't participate in it. Everybody thinks I did, but.... They talked to my trainer, who I think was just trying to say nice things and it kind of went on. I literally got a phone call saying, "P.S. You're going to be on the cover of Us, and they're talking about you losing weight." I was like, "What?!" [Laughs] Source

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Jennifer Love Hewitt ‘Regrets’ Saying She Wished She Spent Her Youth Naked

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a few qualms about recently saying she wished she spent more of her youth naked.

“I’m a little regretful about it,” Jennifer told Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell on the 2008 Emmy red carpet.

Jennifer made the statement in an interview, which appeared in Health magazine last month, and she explained to Nancy on Sunday her reasons for making the statement.

“Well, I was explaining how a woman’s body changes as you get older and so I was saying that my mom and my grandma were like, ‘You’re gonna one day be really happy about what you looked like when you were 15, 16, and 17 instead of worrying about it.’ So I was like, ‘I should have just walked around naked.’ Anyway…”

“I agree,” Jennifer’s fiance, Ross McCall chimed in supportively. “Why not?” Access Hollywood

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Love Hewitt looks forward to 30

On turning 30 in February: "I'm so excited! It's my dream age. I don't know why, but literally since my 12th birthday I've wanted to turn 30. I feel like there's nothing more graceful or elegant than the beauty of a female when she has figured out who she is. ... I want to be with 500 people that I don't know on my 30th birthday!"

On her wedding next year to Scottish actor Ross McCall: "We want to keep it very, very small. Then it's about having a silly dinner and probably having some kind of game night -- just something fun. We're not very serious people. He makes me laugh all the time. I just know he's going to do something during the ceremony that's going to make me laugh. And when I get the giggles, I can't get it together." Source

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Excitedly Talks About Turning 30 Next Year On Cover Of Health Magazine

When asked how she feels about turning 30 years old next year, the "Ghost Whisperer" star replies, "I'm so excited! It's my dream age. I don't know why but, literally, since my 12th birthday I've wanted to turn 30."

She adds that "there's nothing more graceful or elegant than the beauty of a female when she has figured out who she is," and that she wants to be with 500 people she doesn't know on her birthday next year.

Hewitt also reveals that her upcoming wedding to Scottish actor Ross McCall will be "very, very small." Source

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Does J. Love's Weight Loss Make Her a Liar?
Hewitt Said She Loved Her 'Butt and Boobs,' Then She Lost 18 Pounds

Though she tells the magazine she lost weight to boost her energy level and not because of nasty comments on the Internet, she posed on the cover with her head high, her smile triumphant, her "butt and boobs" shrink-wrapped in a form-fitting dress. The headline beside her might as well read, "See? I'm Skinny Again. Just Try and Call Me a Fattie Now."

"It doesn't convey any sort of consistent message," said David Katz, director of Yale Medical School's Prevention Research Center. "One of the reasons to say 'I love the skin I'm in' is because you really do. Another reason is simply being defensive -- 'I don't want to fess up but I'm going to say I'm happy and I'm going to lose 18 pounds in three weeks as soon as I can.' I'm going to guess hers was the second reason." ABC News

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