Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek @ 2009 ALMA Awards
Friday, September 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSalma Hayek was lookin' great last night at the 2009 ALMA Awards, which attempts to honor American Latinos for their success in television, music, and sports. Hosted by Eva Longoria & comedia George Lopez, the award show will air later tonight on ABC. Check the official website for more info.
She was honored with the Anthony Quinn Award for Industry Excellence for all her successes in life & career. Earlier this year Salma became a role model for millions of Latinas by striking the marriage lottery by tying knot with her baby-daddy, billionaire French businessman François-Henri Pinault. Congrats to her!

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Salma Hayek @ 2008 National Board of Review Awards Gala
Thursday, January 15th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I don't know about you guys, but this dress has nothing on the one she rocked last weekend at the Golden Globes.
And, for those of you who wanna see the winners & losers at the NBR Awards, check here.
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Salma Hayek Wins Award For Best Golden Globes! Ow!
Monday, January 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

First off, excuse the delay in getting updates on the site. Believe it or not, but my Internet (courtesy of Bastards @ TimeWarner) has been down since Friday afternoon. I'm having to work out of a cafe today, so it'll be interesting to see when they kick me out...
Anyway, on to the Golden Globes---Salma Hayek's globes, to be exact! For the first time in a long time (probably because my Internet was down), I watched the entire Golden Globes! NBC's red carpet coverage sucked ass w/ interviewers who didn't know much & appeared wholly emotionless through the process. I love Brooke Burke, but the woman needs to stick to dancing & running around in her bikini. It's best for her career.
Ok, back to Salma Hayek's globes...As you bastards know, Salma broke up with billionaire sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault after she gave birth to their daughter Valentina back in September, '07. Now that she's collecting fat child support checks, Salma showed up to the Globes all alone yesterday wearing a juicy dress that succeeded in doing one & only thing: Showed off her huge rack to roughly two billion people around the globe (assuming most Indians & Chinese were tuned in).
So, any guesses as to the lucky producer/director/actor who took Salma home last night?
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Salma Hayek @ CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood
Monday, November 24th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Salma Hayek's boobies looked pretty awesome at this event. She hasn't really showed them off much since we saw her on the set of Ugly Betty.
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Salma Hayek @ Hollywood Domino Tournament in NYC
Thursday, November 13th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Salma Hayek's daughter Valentina was born in September 2007. However, Salma Hayek reveals that she can't give up breastfeeding."I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop.
It is a very powerful thing, you know." Source
Salma Hayek & Baby Daughter Valentina @ LAX!
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: MO/JAM/bauergriffinonline.comSalma Hayek is one smart woman.
She gets billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault to father her daughter while engaged to him & then quickly dumps his ass to live the no-strings-attached high life on someone else's tab. Diddy gives around $25k in child support payments to his ex in support of his teenage son Justin, so just imagine what kind of cash flow Salma must be swimming in...God damn. As some of you might know, Pinault is head of French company PPR, a holding company that specializes in retail shops and ultra-pimp luxury brands (Gucci).
Salma Hayek w/ Valentina Films "30 Rock" in Brooklyn
Saturday, October 11th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSalma Hayek Will Rock Jack Donaghy's World
Salma Hayek has been confirmed for a recurring role on NBC's Emmy-winning 30 Rock, playing no less than former GE exec Jack Donaghy's new love interest.
“I have been a fan of [30 Rock exec producer] Tina [Fey]’s talent, both as an actress and a writer, since working with her years ago on SNL," Hayek says in a statement. " I am so excited to be part of such an intelligent, funny show, as well as working with the brilliant Alec Baldwin and the rest of the cast of 30 Rock." Source
Salma Hayek @ "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" Premiere
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hayek Not Depressed About SplitSalma Hayek is too upbeat to let her latest failed romance get her down, according to her close pal, Felipe Fernandez Del Paso.
He says, "It came as a shock to you, but not to those who know her, and my friend is not depressed.
"They're (Hayek and Pinault) both very intelligent; they have a daughter together and they'll be able to work it out." SF Gate
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Salma Hayek Out Shopping With Daughter Valentina!
Monday, August 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped last week in Beverly Hills, CA.Salma Hayek cancels engagement to Francois-Henri Pinault
ONLY weeks after being offered a blank cheque for a dream wedding, Salma Hayek has been forced to announce that her engagement to a French billionaire has been "cancelled".
The Frida actress and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault – who have a 10-month-old daughter Valentina Paloma together – were reportedly set to marry later this year, but their spokesperson confirms the plans have now been “cancelled”.
The representative said: “We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been cancelled. There will be no further comment.” [Herald Sun]
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Starting with Salma
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by admin
We will begin our investigations with the amazing case of Salma Hayek, whose tatas (as shown in the accompanying illustrations) have gone from "bodacious" to "flippin unbelievable". While pregnant she was rumored to have required two strong men to help carry them for her whenever she went out shopping.




















