Shakira
Shakira @ 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Shakira was nominated for both Best Female and Best Video for "She Wolf" but those awards both went to Beyonce. However, she still performed... but not "She Wolf". Check it out!Scandalously Related Stories:
Shakira Lookin' Hot @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Shakira's new album "She Wolf" hits stores on November 23, 2009, so while you wait, hit up her official website to sample some of her latest tunes!
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TA-DAMN!! Shakira Spices Up SNL! OWWW!!
Sunday, October 18th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Shakira performs "She Wolf."
Once again, the only two bright spots on SNL last night were Shakira's dance sequences. God damn, watching her body move in high def is definitely one of those "thank goodness for DVR" moments...
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Shakira: i-D Magazine - November, 2009
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Shakira's recent media blitz is going on to help promote her new album She Wolf'. You can hear samples from the album on her official website and watch a killer performance of 'She Wolf' on an episode of "America's Got Talent" in September.
Shakira Promotes New Album 'She Wolf' in Madrid!
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Shakira should just bust out in dance when she's at promotional events...If you don't think so & haven't watched the video of her appearance on "America's Got Talent" check it here. (If you haven't noticed, this is just an excuse to re-post this super hot video.)
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MUST SEE! "She Wolf" Shakira Shakes Her Bod On "America's Got Talent"
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
For a quick preview, forward to the 2:30 mark & watch Shakira ride the speaker! I can't believe they showed that shit on TV!
This should be a promo video to pimp Colombian women to rich men all over the globe! HOLY GOD! That's seriously one of the hottest dance sequences I've seen in a while! GO SHAKIRA!!
For those of you who don't know, Shakira's currently touring the world to promote her new single "She Wolf," which is out in stores & online outlets right now! The complete album drops later this fall.

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Shakira @ 2009 MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinShakira and Pink wore similar dresses. My apologies to the Pink fans but I won't be posting photos of her. Anyways, the supposed fashion experts from MTV weighed in their opinion on who wore it best... obviously, we're going to choose Shakira in any matchup between the two, even with the sight of Pink unseen.
"I like Shakira's version of it; she looks cool. She just has it more accessorized, 'cause with the boots you can kind of see [that]. Although, Pink's earrings look neat. I think [Shakira] looks cute with her hair down."
"I'm gonna have to say Shakira. Pink is hot too, but Shakira hands down. Shakira just has this sexiness about her that is just there. She embodies what a sexy woman is," he said. "But they both looked great, though. They both were hot." Source
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Shakira: Vanity Fair Magazine, October 2009
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: VF.comRumors are swirling that Shakira and her boyfriend, Antonio De la Rua, son of former Argentine president Fernando De la Rua, got married in a secret private ceremony in the Dominican Republic over the weekend.
Nothing is confirmed yet but sources say that Antonio's father canceled political engagements to attend an important family matter in Santo Domingo. Source
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Shakira: Latina Magazine, September 2009
Friday, August 14th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

From the interview in Latina Magazine...
On Her Desire to Start a Family:
“Sometimes at night, I think of myself with a big belly. That’s my happy place. I want to have a huge belly—I crave that!” Source
Behind the scenes of the photoshoot...
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Shakira's Booty Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, March 30th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
These are from Earth Day in Germany... probably old.- Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Shorts [HollywoodTuna]
- The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar [CO-ED Magazine]
- Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Are Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Having Problems? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Doug Reinhardt at The Viper Room: INFECTED!!! [Celebslam]
- Wifey or Trifey: Jessica Biel [Complex]
- The MPAA Hates Gay Sex [Dlisted]
- Alyssa Milano Wrote a Book [Yeeah!]
- Dita Von Teese on Tattoos [Derek Hail]
- Fergie wants a kid [The Blemish]
- Douchen met Dawson [Flabber]
- Hayden Panettiere has to Sneeze [Celeb Parasite]
- P. Diddy accused of racism [Cele|bitchy]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol.3 featuring Catrinel Menghia (OW!!!) [The Bastardly Society]
- SUPER MEGA FEMALE: JAIME PRESSLY [Manofest]
- Jessica Biel Likes It Doggy Style [The Grumpiest]
- Star Trek: TNG Cast On Family Guy [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]





















