Shannon Elizabeth
Shannon Elizabeth @ Nylon Magazine's TV Issue Launch Party
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
The big D-list star-studded party was held at SkyBar at the Mondrian in West Hollywood.This chick should tattoo "Wasted Potential" on her forehead. She should've hit up a big producer or director while her "American Pie" stock was flying high...
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Shannon Elizabeth @ Aces & Angels Celebrity Poker Party
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Shannon Elizabeth has been pretty much irrelavant since American Pie, 10 year ago. Okay, sure there was Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back but she didn't get naked. Her Wiki talks about her poker playing career... it's not even worth mentioning here. Shannon needs to do something... she used her Playboy trump card way too early in her career... she pretty much needs to do some graphic sex scenes now or release a sextape.Shannon Elizabeth Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Jessica Simpson Ruins An Upskirt Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews [CO-ED Magazine]
- DJ AM After Crash Pictures [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Britney Spears' Ex Says There Is No Sex Tape [I'm Not Obsessed]
- David Spade and a “friend” leaving IHOP [Celebslam]
- Super Two’s Day: Jennifer Love Hewitt [Complex]
- Hasselbeck VS. Walters [Dlisted]
- Sienna Miller is a Big Fat Crybaby [Yeeeah!]
- Ingrid Grudke is a Work of Art [Derek Hail]
- Diora Baird does Maxim [The Blemish]
- Sarah Palin Disney Trailer [Flabber]
- Leo DiCaprio: Maybe Marriage Isn't Horribly Useless [Celeb Parasite]
- Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo finally getting engaged? [Cele|bitchy]
- Sam Ronson = pass the paper bag, i'm gonna hurl... [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST VIDEOS OF GIRLS RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION [Unibrow]
- More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Katy Perry Drops Some Cleavage In Paris [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...

Shannon Elizabeth @ US Weekly's Hot Hollywood Summer Party
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973) is an American actress and former fashion model. Elizabeth came to prominence in the 1999 comedy film American Pie.
Elizabeth, who describes poker as her "second career" has been called "one of the leading celebrity poker players."[10] She visits Las Vegas up to three times each month to participate in poker games with the top players of the United States.
The online poker room Full Tilt Poker once had a sponsorship agreement with Elizabeth. Wiki
Flashback 2001 - Shannon Elizabeth @ MTV Movie Awards
Friday, May 16th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973) is an Arab-American actor and former fashion model. Elizabeth came to prominence in the 1999 comedy film American Pie.
In August 1999, she posed for a nude pictorial in Playboy. In 2000 and 2003, she was featured in Maxim. Wiki
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Shannon Elizabeth Does June, 2008 Maxim Magazine
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Is she trying to make some sort of comeback?! Note to Shannon: You already used your Bastardly Playboy Trump Card back in '99, so what's the point of doing Maxim?!Anyway, I didn't catch any of the episodes, but Shannon Elizabeth was recently booted from Dancing with Stars...
On April 29th 2008, Shannon became the seventh star eliminated from the competition. The elimination came one week after Elizabeth and Hough criticized the judges for marking them down for a lack of hip action while couples with "heel leads", "feet coming off the floor", and "horrific, demented lines" received higher scores. The comments are attributed to Elizabeth's elimination from the show, having never been in the bottom two prior to the outburst. [Wiki]
Shannon Elizabeth @ 15th Annual Race To Erase MS Benefit
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Karina Smirnoff Takes a Swipe at Shannon Elizabeth's Ploy for Votes
"With our new 'strategy' we are doing it for fun now and for the audience," Derek added. "With our new 'outlook', I think it's going to go down a lot better. We're like, if they want kisses, we'll give them kisses!"
If it was a ploy for votes, well, it didn't work, seeing as they were eliminated this Tuesday. Professional dancer Karina Smirnoff, herself in the gossip headlines about her relationship with season 3 celebrity dancer Mario Lopez, weighed in on Shannon and Derek's little game.
"If it's a strategy, it's not a good one," Karina Smirnoff told In Touch. "Everyone knows that Shannon was dating a schoolteacher when the season started. You've both got to be young, hot and single in order for people to want you together. Their relationship will get them publicity, but that doesn't mean it'll get them votes." Source
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Shannon Elizabeth @ "Deal" Premiere in Las Vegas
Monday, May 5th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Shannon Elizabeth Suspicious Of Elimination
The 34 year-old actress, in tow with rumored beau and DWTS dance partner Derek Hough, told a TMZ cameraman Wednesday night, “I don’t think it’s the fans decision, to tell you the truth. The fans were great. The fans were behind us.”
When asked by the reporter if she thought the show’s producers, “had it out for her” Elizabeth responded, “I’m not saying that…I think it’s something else even bigger.”
Hough added, “it could be a lot of things, you know?” Source
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Shannon Elizabeth Thinks About Signing An Autograph
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

'Dancing With the Stars': Shannon Elizabeth's outta there after snit
With Shannon and Marissa Jaret Winokur in the bottom two, it wasn’t much of a surprise who was out. The judges love Miss Marissa’s spunk, while Shannon’s “I did the hips!” snit-fit last week after her bad reviews was like buying a ticket to Kicked-off Town.
“Wait for the music,” Shannon snapped at her partner, Derek Hough, when their departure was announced. She called him a friend for life. He called her a big dork. They hugged and called it a day. Will the showmance last? Oh, probably until they return for a guest appearance at the finale. Source
Bastardly Morning Report by Shannon Elizabeth's Forehead
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped @ Prince Azim's 25th Birthday Party. Did Michael Jackson show up?!
- Lindsay Lohan: Are These MySpaces Even Real? [DLISTED]
- Knocked Up Wants You to See It [IDLYITW]
- Green Day Does The Simpsons [BILLBOARD]
- Mischa Barton vs Victoria Silvstedt [NEWS.AU]
- Cameron Diaz's "sick" surgery [FF]





















