Sienna Miller
Fashion Rating: Sienna Miller @ "After Miss Julie" Broadway Night Opening
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night in New York City.After this past summer's "G.I. Joe" debacle (yes, I actually paid to watch that shit!), Sienna Miller's new Broadway play is getting killed by critics. Here's what some of the peeps are saying...
Actress Sienna Miller, who was last seen in “GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” can take solace in at least one way from the critical response to “After Miss Julie,” which opened at the American Airlines Theater on Thursday: Most of the critics thought the playwright Patrick Marber update of August Strindberg’s “Miss Julie” was even worse than she was.
Terry Teachout of the Wall Street Journal (scroll down to the last review) may have been the harshest: All that playwright Patrick Marber has done for “Miss Julie” “is tart it up with politics and vulgarize it beyond recognition.
“As for Ms. Miller, a model turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses and looking really, really skinny. I almost felt sorry for her, but the truth is that she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue. The Roundabout Theatre Company should be ashamed of itself for asking her to do so.”
Teachout was not alone in expressing “almost” sympathy. “I was rooting for Sienna Miller,” Ben Brantley wrote in the New York Times, before commenting: “If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually. She conveys Anger, Self-Abasement, Sorrow and Fear very clearly and, on occasion, convincingly. But the segues among these feelings are never natural, let alone inevitable, so that when events take a turn for the lurid, the audience is laughing when it should be recoiling.”
Linda Winer of Newsday:
“More mysterious than either character’s motive is the reason for Patrick Marber’s adaptation - which, despite the misleading title, is not a sequel to the Strindberg but an unnecessary new version” [Source]
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Sienna Miller @ "The September Issue" NY Premiere
Thursday, August 20th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJust last week we saw Sienna Miller out in her bikini hanging out with DJ Slinky Wizard. At the premiere of The September Issue, Sienna got very leggy... a vast improvement from her fashion choice for the G.I. Joe premiere.
Sienna Miller Bikini Pics: Now Sleeping w/ DJ Slinky Wizard!
Friday, August 14th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSienna Miller was last linked to (married man) Balthazar Getty but has since moved on as seen in these photos from Ibiza. The lucky dude is George Barker, aka DJ Slinky Wizard.
Did you realize in G.I. Joe that Sienna actually has some tits for her role as Baroness? Well, yeah, she got a fake boob job as apart of the costume for her role along with the dye job on her hair.
“[I wear a] tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs.” This begs the question: how does one wear bigger boobs? “They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs’, and I don’t have them so we made them bigger,” Source
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Sienna Miller @ "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Premiere in L.A.
Friday, August 7th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhy does she suddenly look like Jessica Biel?!
Wow, someone's looking as boring as ever. Taking into consideration how she dressed through the movie's promotional tour over the past few weeks, I'm not at all surprised she decided to go w/ this outfit for the grand premiere held last night in Hollywood. And to Sienna's benefit, at least she didn't put on some disco get-up...
Sienna Miller: GQ Magazine UK, September 2009
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

All you action movie fans, don't forget to check out Sienna at the theaters this weekend as she stars as the Baroness in this summer's 58th blockbuster, "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra."
Here's the trailer:
And, quite surprisingly, it's getting great reviews!!
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"G.I. Joe" Tokyo Premiere: Sienna Miller Rocks Disco Outfit; Rachel Nichols Covers Up!
Monday, July 27th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Visit the official "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" website!The people responsible for styling these two women should seriously be fired. I know that's a bad thing to wish upon anybody in these difficult times, but anyone who finds this remotely hot is smoking crack.
These are two extremely beautiful women are pretty much doing their best to look as unappetizing as possible. Then again, maybe Japanese men like their white women dressed like this---who knows?
Here are more pics of the fashion bloodbath that took place earlier today on the red carpet in Tokyo.
Here's the trailer:


Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller do a "G.I. Joe" German Photocall
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Visit the official "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" website!I fully understand that Rachel Nichols is supposed to "the hot chick" in the movie, but does that really mean Sienna Miller should look like shit at all these press events? It almost looks like the producers are allowing Sienna to dress herself as opposed to having a stylist take up the task.
Anyway, here are more pics of Rachel lookin' absolutely amazing...
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Karolina Kurkova, Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller do a "G.I. Joe" London Photocall
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Official WebsiteJust yesterday we posted a matchup between Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller from their "G.I. Joe" photo call held in Australia. Earlier today, the cast of the upcoming action flick gathered for a press event held in London---this time joined by Victoria's Secret lingerie model, Karolina Kurkova.
Here's the trailer:

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Sienna Miller & Rachel Nichols Spice Up The "G.I. Joe" Photo Call
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: SNAPPER/bauergriffinonline.comThe "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" press call was held just a couple days back in Sydney, Australia.
So, who's looking forward to this one? This summer, it seems like every fucking week a huge movie hits the theaters. Unfortunately for the paying audience (who's mostly naive) the film is usually a huge, costly pile of shit, so we'll see what's up with this movie when it finally drops on August 7th!
Here's the trailer:
Here's more about the movie:
Set ten years in the future,[3] the film is an origin story, showing the rise of the Cobra Organization.[4] Stephen Sommers said, "For people who know nothing about it, it'll make sense. And to people who love this stuff, it'll show where they all came from."[5] The film focuses on Duke (Channing Tatum) and Ripcord's (Marlon Wayans) induction into the G.I. Joe Team, providing the audience's point-of-view.[4] Locations include the Arctic, Paris, Moscow, Washington, D.C., Australia and the Sahara.[4][6][7] The G.I. Joe Team is based in the Pit,[8] while it was indicated Cobra Island will appear. [Source]
Photo Credit: SNAPPER/bauergriffinonline.comSienna Miller: Sunbathing Bikini Photos From Italy!
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comSienna Miller was photographed sunbathing by the pool at her hotel in Positano, Italy. In a recent interview, Sienna tries to refute the claim that we all believe she's a whore.
“I’ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. I have never had a one-night stand. I’m a real relationship person - contrary to public perception. I’m either in one or I’m not,” Contactmusic quoted her as telling Vogue magazine.
“I get kind of emotionally involved very quickly, and I’m not going to spend time with someone unless I love them. But it’s not hard for me to fall in love,” Source





















