Sophie Monk
Sophie Monk Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, March 11th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

- Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints [HollywoodTuna]
- Megan Fox Attempts The Jessica Alba Ass Shot [CO-ED Magazine]
- Real Housewife of NY Cold [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Matthew McConaughey And Levi Enjoy The Central Park Zoo [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Teri Hatcher on set and the morning links [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG [Complex]
- The "Over The Moon" Watch [Dlisted]
- The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant [Celebrity Odor]
- The 20 Funniest Wrestling Photos Of All Time [Manofest]
- Sexy Squash [Flabber]
- How not to drive a car! [Monkey Review]
- Demi Lovato Goes Stag To Oscar Party [Celeb Jihad]
- Demi Moore Teaches Rumer How to Strip [Yeeeah!]
- Jessica Alba Sizzles In Russian Cosmo [Popoholic]
- Trailer: Salvage [MoeFresh]
- But what does the other Corey have to say? [The Blemish]
- Hayden Panettiere Little Person Glamor [The Grumpiest]
- Frontal Strike [LingoLux]
- Best Movie About Awards Season? [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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BREAKING!! Sophie Monk Shows Off Surgical Marks On Her Hips! Ow!
Monday, February 22nd, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Last time we posted pics of Sophie, she was spotted walking around in Hollywood with her plastic surgeon boy-toy Dr. John Diaz. This afternoon she was spotted near her Los Angeles home looking straight up disheveled. Why's she barefoot in one shoe and why's she parading around with those marks on her hips?! Is this some cheap-ass camera whoring technique?

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BREAKING!! Sophie Monk Drinks Fruit Juice From Aquafina Bottle!
Friday, February 5th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I'm not really sure but Sophie Monk might be walking around with her latest conquest: Los Angeles plastic surgeon, Dr. John Diaz. If that's the case, good for her! These were snapped yesterday afternoon in West Hollywood.
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BREAKING! Sophie Monk Fills Her Own Gas!!!
Friday, December 11th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Sophie Monk doesn't care about the paparazzi.... so she says:"I have got (paparazzi) cameras following me every day, so I am used to it. They (the paparazzi) can get a bad shot of me and the next day they will get a good one, and then they will get an ugly one. I don't care any more.
"They are never around when I am dressed up.
"They are always there when I am in my gym gear." Source
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Sophie Monk Reads Us Weekly Magazine!
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Anyone seen any of Sophie Monk's movies from this past year? She had roles in 6 movies that were probably all released straight-to-DVD this year. Do The Hills Run Red, The Legend of Awesomest Maximus, Hard Breakers, Spring Break '83, Murder World, or Spring Breakdown sound familiar to anyone?Sophie Monk @ Who Magazine's Sexiest People Issue Party
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Sophie Monk might not admit it but speculation goes that she's had some plastic surgery done on her. Remember, she's apparently dating a plastic surgeon now so that's a free all-access pass for her to go under the knife.Manhattan plastic surgeon Dr Jennifer Walden says, “It appears Ms. Monk has had a breast augmentation, rhinoplasty, and fillers added to her lips. This curvaceous lady could possibly benefit from some body sculpting around her hips and thighs in the future, which would smooth out and accentuate the curves she is famous for.” Source
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Sophie Monk Went Shopping at Oxford St. in Sydney
Monday, November 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Sophie Monk recently confirmed that she will have her own reality tv show on MTV that will be a sort of mockumentary about life in LA."We take the p*** Australian-style because (the LA lifestyle) is ridiculous really. It's so fickle and silly and I can't wait to show that side, because everyone else plays up the other side, but this will show the real way it is." Source
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Sophie Monk Follows The Money; Hits Up 2009 Emirates Melbourne Cup
Friday, November 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week in Melbourne.Considering how this was probably one big gathering of Australian sugar daddies, who can blame Sophie Monk for suffering through the long flight from L.A. to attend the event? The 2009 event was the 149th annual race, but next year's 150th anniversary is already shaping up to be a huge event.
Prizemoney for our most famous horse race will top $6 million, cementing its place as the richest handicap race in the world.
A new 18-carat gold, three-handled Cup, modelled on the one won by Phar Lap in 1930, will be crafted for the special anniversary race at a cost of $50,000. [Source]
I know all you bastards were dying to know that...

Australian Sugar Daddies On High Alert! Sophie Monk's In Town!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier today in Sydney, Australia.Did the lease on her L.A. apartment run out or did she run out of rich & famous men who'll sleep with her? Any guesses?
But, whatever the case, Sophie Monk dropped into Sydney International Airport earlier today holding an abnormally large & slightly furry handbag. What the fuck happened to her Peta endorsement, anyway?! After being caught inside a KFC last year, I guess the whole campaign for the anti-animal cruelty organization was just a juicy publicity stunt.

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Sophie Monk Test Drives Prostitute Lady Bug Costume in Daylight
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in Hollywood.First off, is it just me or do Sophie's lips look a lil' fatter than usual? Then again, maybe it's all part of the costume?
Besides members of the Kardashian family and a long list of D-Listers desperate for fame, Sophie Monk is another one of those chicks who'll first call up the papz & then proceed to walk to a Halloween party in broad daylight. Or maybe she couldn't find parking near the house so she parked a couple blocks away?
Whatever the case, I'm pretty sure this slutty lady bug costume will create a lucrative bidding war between at least a couple sugar daddies in attendance. Best of luck, Sophs!




















