Sophie Monk
Sophie Monk Follows The Money; Hits Up 2009 Emirates Melbourne Cup
Friday, November 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week in Melbourne.Considering how this was probably one big gathering of Australian sugar daddies, who can blame Sophie Monk for suffering through the long flight from L.A. to attend the event? The 2009 event was the 149th annual race, but next year's 150th anniversary is already shaping up to be a huge event.
Prizemoney for our most famous horse race will top $6 million, cementing its place as the richest handicap race in the world.
A new 18-carat gold, three-handled Cup, modelled on the one won by Phar Lap in 1930, will be crafted for the special anniversary race at a cost of $50,000. [Source]
I know all you bastards were dying to know that...

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Australian Sugar Daddies On High Alert! Sophie Monk's In Town!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier today in Sydney, Australia.Did the lease on her L.A. apartment run out or did she run out of rich & famous men who'll sleep with her? Any guesses?
But, whatever the case, Sophie Monk dropped into Sydney International Airport earlier today holding an abnormally large & slightly furry handbag. What the fuck happened to her Peta endorsement, anyway?! After being caught inside a KFC last year, I guess the whole campaign for the anti-animal cruelty organization was just a juicy publicity stunt.

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Sophie Monk Test Drives Prostitute Lady Bug Costume in Daylight
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in Hollywood.First off, is it just me or do Sophie's lips look a lil' fatter than usual? Then again, maybe it's all part of the costume?
Besides members of the Kardashian family and a long list of D-Listers desperate for fame, Sophie Monk is another one of those chicks who'll first call up the papz & then proceed to walk to a Halloween party in broad daylight. Or maybe she couldn't find parking near the house so she parked a couple blocks away?
Whatever the case, I'm pretty sure this slutty lady bug costume will create a lucrative bidding war between at least a couple sugar daddies in attendance. Best of luck, Sophs!
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Sophie Monk Went Jogging in West Hollywood
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Yesterday Sophie Monk attempted to go surfing in the cold L.A. waters but it was just a blatant excuse for publicity in a bikini. Today she's going for a jog... I guess she wants the exposure to say that her direct-to-DVD movie The Hills Run Red has her doing a lapdance scene but that wasn't enough for it to get released in theaters.Scandalously Related Stories:
Publicity Stunt?! Bikini Clad Sophie Monk Goes Surfing in L.A.! Ow!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Aren't L.A. waters freezing cold at the moment?! It's almost November, for God's sake...
I guess when you're desperately aching for the attention of sugar daddies around the globe, it's well worth freezing your ass off---especially when it pays for exotic vacations, expensive handbags, 5th Ave apartments, etc, etc...
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Bikini Pics: Sophie Monk Markets to the Sugar Daddy Community
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
An Australian Angelina Jole?Damn, is it just me or has this chick been getting a lot of airtime lately? Let's hope all her hard work eventually pays off one of these with Sophie landing a major role in an upcoming blockbuster.
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BREAKING!! SOPHIE MONK DRESSED TO IMPRESS IN BEVERLY HILLS! OW!
Monday, September 28th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend.Wow, someone decided to show her true colors! Good for her!
Anyway, let's hope one of her sugar daddies buys her new shoes that actually fit...

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Sophie Monk @ Family Guy's Pre-Emmy Celebration
Monday, September 28th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Did anyone realize that Sophie Monk has actually had work this year? According to her Wiki, she's had roles (though minor) in 6 films (probably straight-to-dvd): Spring Breakdown, Murder World, Spring Break '83, Hard Breakers, The Hills Run Red, and The Legend of Awesomest Maximus.Scandalously Related Stories:
BREAKING!! Sophie Monk Taps Chateau Marmont For Sugar Daddy!
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Formerly an Ausie pop star, Sophie Monk came to Hollywood to pursue a lucrative career in entertainment, but ended up pursuing a lucrative career in pleasuring sugar daddies around the United States. More power to her.
Previously, Sophie has been linked to Russell Simmons (shocking, right?), Alex Rodriguez, probably half the Yankees team, rich Yankees fans, and random investment bankers in L.A. & NYC.
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Sophie Monk Went Out For Sushi With This Dude
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Okay, so the dude pictured above is apparently her new boyfriend, Dr. John Diaz, a plastic surgeon. She recently said she was dating a doctor and now that we know it's a plastic surgeon, as long as they're together we'll have to speculate if he's giving her some free work done.
“Everyone’s going to pick me apart now, even though I’ve had nothing done. But my mum’s going to hit him up, she’s like, ‘What can he do for me?’” Source





















