Spencer Pratt

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These were snapped earlier today at LAX as the couple departed on what appears to be an international flight (they're using their passports for I.D.).

Is it me or is this dude asking for someone to gun his ass down? What's gonna happen if Heidi gets on the cover of Complex & Maxim at the same time? Will he start parading around the country pimping both mags at the same time?

Anyway, the only good thing about this set is Heidi's white girl booty in the second pic...

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Here's an excerpt from the latest issue of Playboy magazine which features Heidi Montag. I'm very interested to hear comments after you guys read this...

SPENCER: You’re a rock star, Heidi. Don’t forget that. We made our music video [for the song “BlackOut”] on the beach for about a dollar this year, and it went to number six on iTunes in the U.S. and number one in Canada. [fist bumps] That’s money in your pocket! Dollar for dollar, I bet you made more than Lady GaGa this year even though she has a number one record. “Oh, Heidi Montag has no talent!”—my fucking ass! If you have no talent, then I don’t know what talent is. You must be the most talented untalented person on earth. [leans in for a kiss] Take a bite! [They kiss. Spencer pauses to check several cell phones and PDAs. They kiss again as he texts.]
HEIDI: [Clearly annoyed] Spencer! Okay, I have a question for you: How many phones do you have?
SPENCER: I have one…two [takes phones out], three, four—four with me today. The Nokia N95 is for video content, and the BlackBerry is best for e-mails because they get pushed the fastest. The iPhone is for my blogging and to tap TMZ, Perez Hilton or Us Weekly, and the Sidekick is for my Twitter army—400,000 and growing. If I mix these gadgets up, business will shut down for the day.
HEIDI: How many phone calls do you get a day?
SPENCER: A thousand, maybe more, and I pick up every call. People probably think I’m kidding, but if you’re reading this, try us at 323-767-8139, or go to saynow.com to listen to recordings of the calls. People have watched us on The Hills for five seasons and they want to reach out and be part of us. If you had to send two or three clips from the show into outer space to represent the human species to alien life-forms, what moments would you choose?
HEIDI: Well, your proposing to me was obviously a personal favorite. Oh, and the one when I first met you and you were saying you wanted to go on naked picnics and marry this other girl and all that stuff. That’s funny to look at now.
SPENCER: That was the Patrón Platinum talking.
HEIDI: There are a few moments I’d like to see blasted into space forever. Like when you apologized to Lauren Conrad for the sex-tape rumors so she would come to the wedding, when we know for a fact she did have a sex tape. [Editor’s note: Conrad and other cast members have denied any sex tape exists.]
SPENCER: I would have said anything so you could have your dream princess wedding. I thought you wanted to have your old best friend there, so that’s why I sacrificed every cost to make sure you were happy. But I was lying about being apologetic, and I hate lying. And then she tried to make me the scapegoat, America’s bad guy, which is an easy sell. I’m cool with that. Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was t r y i n g to shop the tape. That tape exists!
HEIDI: I do feel bad for her. She was probably talked into doing it by Jason.
SPENCER: Honestly, I think the reality was it wasn’t even sex. It was just fooling around. Maybe we should do a sex tape.
HEIDI: No way. I’ve never watched porn in my life. I’m not going to start making it.
SPENCER: You’re right. Plus who needs a sex tape when we have a live feed to our 70-inch HD screen in the bedroom and all those mirrors. It would be like Tiger Woods watching his swing. Life with you is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. [They kiss.] Okay, next question. If everybody thinks I’m the biggest douche bag on the planet, why would you marry me?
HEIDI: You have a lot of qualities the world can’t see, and I get to experience them.
SPENCER: [Checks his Sidekick] Can you please be more specific?
HEIDI: Can you please stop Twittering?
SPENCER: All good, all good! [continues to Twitter]
HEIDI: Some things are private. Our sex life is private.
SPENCER: I totally 100 percent disagree. Privacy doesn’t exist, which is why I love my life. I love that we live every waking moment for everyone to see. [Read the full interview here]

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These were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

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It's sad when "celebrity" headlines revolve around Heidi Montag calling Kim Kardashian for advice on posing for Playboy. They should've three-wayed in Aubrey O'Day while they were at it. Anyways, Heidi calls Kim and now we get another piece of worthless news for us to report and quote for you all.

"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?' "

Kardashian told her to "go for it."

"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind." Source

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Of course, after seeing other celebrities (regardless of their D-List rating) pimping a popular designer dress, Heidi Montag had to go out and buy herself the same exact dress.

Anyway, these were snapped as Heidi & her boyfriend King of all Douche Bags, Spencer Pratt, were spotted at over-priced Waverly Inn (burger & fries = $20; Mac & Cheese $50+) for a quick bite before hitting up a friend's pad in Chinatown, of all places.

Other two babes:
Heather Graham & "Hangover" Cast @ Dublin Premiere
Kristin Cavallari @ Screening of "Wizard of Oz" Exhibition

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Once again, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt never pass up the opportunity for some of those "candid" photos. For those who like looking at Heidi Montag in a bikini then it's all good but having Spencer in the fold is a complete waste of time.

Anyways, so the news is that Heidi posed for Playboy. Who's going to run out and buy the issue when it hits the stores? I think this could be an issue with less attention than Aubrey O'Day's Playboy issue.

"There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it," says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag's rep was not immediately available to respond to questions. Source

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Not that I give a shit or anything, but when will these two have a public breakup (that no one will give a shit about)? I have a feeling they secretly hate each other, but remain together only because it helps pay the bills.

Anyway, when they do breakup, I can totally see one of these two going crazy & physically hurting one another---either Spencer Pratt will get his winky chopped off (I hate to wish that upon anyone) or Heidi Montag gets a public beat down in front of the papz (from a hired gun, of course, b/c it's fairly obvious that Spencer Pratt is too much of a pussy to do it himself).

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These photos of Heidi and Spencer still aren't the lowest they've ever gone for a photo op but this ranks up there... especially with the kissing w/ masks on crap. Anyways, the couple recently went to Mexico for their honeymoon (wait, I thought they already did that!?) even with the recent swine flu warnings. Anyways, we'll know in the next day or so if they got exposed.. who's crossing their fingers?!

Anyways, in other news, Heidi is in talks to pose for Playboy. My money is that it'd be something like the photoshopped magic done on Aubrey O'Day for around the same amount of money (approx. $500k).

“She wants to do it,” the insider confirms. “It’s just a matter of working out the details.” Source

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Heidi Montag & King Douche Bag Spencer Pratt spent the last couple days camera-whoring in West Hollywood. I guess these two will do pretty much anything to stay somewhat relevant. In order get the paparazzi's attention, the couple made provocative poses on top of a bed inside a store on Melrose & even went as far as to buy a group of photogs a couple boxes of pizza.
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I have to admit, from a Bastardly perspective, Heidi looks pretty damn hot in some of the pics.

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...and if you'd like to get more irritated at this couple, just be sure to hit up Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt's categories to see all the times they've been photographed on the red carpet strategically kissing for the cameras. Whores.

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