Taylor Swift
CAPTION THIS! (Taylor Swift & The Swastika Guy Edition!)
Friday, October 30th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

I understand this is an old pic (from an Internet standpoint), but just saw Glimmer commented with the pic in the Katy Perry birthday post from earlier this week.
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Taylor Lautner Takes Boo Taylor Swift For A Ride in his Audi R8!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Splash NewsI guess riding around Taylor Swift's barely legal bod inside an Audi R8 comes pretty damn close to having sex with her---at least until Taylor Lautner turns 18 in early 2010. Just owning an Audi R8 gives him at least a couple years (making him 19), so I'm pretty sure it's legal for Taylor L. to have sex with 19 year old girlfriend Taylor S., only if he does it inside the confines of his new car (assuming that's even possible, considering it's only a two-seater).
Anyway, these were snapped last night as the 17-year old "New Moon" star took out his girlfriend with the same first name to a peaceful dinner at a Ruth's Chris Steak House in Beverly Hills. Following a rough day filled with shopping, eating & looking pretty, the couple, a relationship which is coincidently engineered in PR-agency-heaven, proceeded to drive around Beverly Hills inside the $130k sports car.
For all you fans for either Taylor, expect to see these two making plenty more staged public appearances as Taylor Lautner's new flick's release date inches closer. The "Twilight" sequel "New Moon" will hit theaters on November 20th. And most importantly, Taylor Lautner turns 18 on Feb. 11, so let's, hope for his sake, that he's still dating Taylor Swift at that time. Until then, hand jobs & groping will have to suffice.
Here's the trailer:



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Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift Went To Menchies Frozen Yogurt!
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinInterested in the nutritional information from Menchies Frozen Yogurt? I guess these are healthier than the stuff Miley Cyrus gets at Starbucks or Millions of Milkshakes.
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Taylor Swift Set To Earn Over $18 Million in 2009! GOD DAMN!
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back as Taylor was spotted shopping at the upscale The Grove in L.A.Not bad for a 19 year old!
And, unlike Miley (who's income stands at $25mil), Taylor's parents won't steal all the cash in her bank account! It's no wonder she didn't breakdown and start balling when Kanye put her on the spot at last month's MTV VMAs.
Anyway, Taylor Swift still continues to rake in major dough seeing how her hit song "You Belong With Me" has spent a total of 27 weeks (and counting) on the Billboard 100. You go girl!
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Katy Perry's Wild 25th Birthday Party with Midgets, Paint & Cake Fight
Monday, October 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
You can check out more birthday pics @ Cobra Snake.This party had "hook up with a random person" written all over it. I guess that's what happens when you mix a group of horny people (gay & straight) dressed in all white, a few midgets, cake, chocolate syrup, & edible paint in a room full of endless amounts of hard liquor.
Attempts to describe the fun that ensued is pretty much impossible, so here are pics from the birthday bash attended by Katy's current boyfriend Manwhore Russell Brand, Taylor Swift, JoJo & others.





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NO WAY! Is Russell Simmons Getting A Piece of Victoria Silvstedt!?
Friday, September 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in NYC.So, this explains who's 5th-Ave pimp-pad Victoria Silvstedt was headed to earlier this week after working out.
Damn, Russell Simmons is seriously living the life after dumping that crazy-super bitch, Kimora Lee. The temporary couple were spotted sitting behind emotionally battered/shattered/tattered Taylor Swift at the big Calvin Klien Fashion Show yesterday at Bryant Park as the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week slowly comes to an end.
And in separate news, Taylor Swift appears to be coming along well following her public beat-down on the VMAs last weekend. Although it was just for a split second, Taylor actually let out a smile. Let's hope Kanye continues his Fall, 2009 Apology Tour to help Taylor recover and ultimately return to creating award-winning country music!

Taylor Swift Still Shaken Up After Kanye Incident At VMAs
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back as Taylor headed back to her hotel in NYC.Already some are comparing Kanye's recent attack on Taylor to the Monica Seles attack when she got stabbed by a crazy Steffi Graf fan during a quarterfinals tennis match back in '93.
Is this Kanye's way of fucking with Taylor's head and forcing her to stop making popular country music (which isn't a bad thing, if you think about it)? Will Taylor Swift ever fully recover from that eery feeling that someone's gonna come up behind her on stage to steal the mic from her? Was this all staged to make Beyonce look like a Goddess & show the world that Serena Williams doesn't define black women? Was this an attempt by Kanye to push Jay-Z out of the way to get some Beyonce ass? I guess only time will tell...
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Taylor Swift @ 2009 MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOther videos that Taylor Swift won over for Best Female Video besides Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and Katy Perry's "Hot n Cold" were Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You", Lady GaGa's "Poker Face", and Pink's "So What". If you've never seen Taylor's video for "You Belong To Me", check it out... sorry that YouTube loads up the screen with ads.
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Taylor Swift On The Set Of "Valentine's Day" in L.A.
Friday, July 31st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Valetines's Day is loaded with a lot of names telling the story of intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day. Other ladies set to appear are Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner. IMDbScandalously Related Stories:
Taylor Swift Wins "Video of the Year" @ CMT Music Awards 2009
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Taylor Swift won the fan-voted Video of the Year Award for her video for "Love Story."
"I want to thank Shania Twain for always making such theatrical videos, and Garth Brooks for always putting the fans first. I take my cues from you,"
"I thank the fans for giving me video of the year when my whole family is here watching."
"This is for everybody who still believes in love stories, because I do," Source
Did you know that Taylor raps too? Here's a little something she did with T-Pain...





















