Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila Went Sugar Daddy Hunting @ Hyde Nightclub in L.A.
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped a couple nights back as Tila hit up the popular Hollywood nightclubwith her Mantourage. Her latest appearance was about a 100x tamer from her skanky-ho past...
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Tila Tequila @ UNITE Unveiled Event Featuring GENARTS Fresh Faces
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

So is this Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman story still relevant? Is Tila still trying to milk this publicity? In Shawne Merriman news, he hasn't done shit yet and from a Fantasy Football persepctive is not producing anything... and he's in a contract year.
Tila Tequila @ Diddy's White Party in The Hamptons
Monday, July 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

In an attempt to be heard by the greated media, Tila Tequila is trying to get the attention of President Obama telling him to get rid of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" in the military. Could this chick just please stay on mute, get naked, and do some porn already?
“Being an openly bisexual woman myself and having a lot of close gay friends, I have always HATED that policy,” Tila wrote.
“We are here, we are queer, and it’s about time that the military gets used to it!!! Discrimination is so 2000. And if the President doesn’t listen, he’ll feel the wrath of 3,833,688 of Tequila’s closest MySpace friends!” Source
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Who Invited Tila Tequila to the Rhythm & Soul Awards?
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
These were snapped last Friday evening at 22nd annual ASCAP Rhythm & Soul Awards.At least Tila didn't resort to undressing herself like she did in the last batch of pics we posted.
Anyway, I'm glad Tila was barred from attending the "Black People Only" BET Awards held on Sunday. I didn't want her skanky ass ho'ing up Michael Jackson's grand tribute show.
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Tila Tequila Camera-Whoring @ VH1's Save the Music Launch
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
This event was sponsored by JetBlue & held at the My House nightclub in L.A.I swear, this chick is so played out.
The only reason Tila Tequila's even around is because she's presumably fucking everyone on MTV's board (can someone please confirm this!?). It's funny how she knows exactly what people (mainly horny bastards) wanna see & isn't ashamed one bit to stuff it down everyone's throats.
We'll end with a question: When's Tila gonna be thrown into adult entertainment industry? She reeks the stench of a porn star, damn it!
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Who Invited Tila Tequila To Maxim's 2009 Hot 100 Celebration?
Monday, May 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Rest easy folks, Tila Tequila was not voted to the Hot 100. But it still doesn't make up for how fucked up this list is. Anyways now she's whoring herself out saying that she's got news that'll shock the world.. yeah, sure, really!? Anyways, rumors are that she's pregnant. Whore.Scandalously Related Stories:
Why is Billy Corgan Sleeping With Tila Tequila?!
Monday, April 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped @ Bravo's 2nd Annual A-List Awards. A-LIST, MY ASS!!
For someone who's supposedly a genius, I'm shocked Billy Corgan fell for such a conniving fame-whore like Tila Tequila! Aren't Billy's friends looking out for him or is Tila giving them blow-jobs, as well?
When Tila's in the picture, there's always something shady going on. Billy Corgan is either gonna get some debilitating STD or Tila's gonna drug his ass in a no-prenup marriage, so we wish him luck.
Photo Credit: Splash NewsRecession Hits Tila Tequila! Caught Flashing & Selling "Quick Feels!"
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Is anyone actually surprised at these developments?
These were snapped last night outside ONE Sunset lounge in Hollywood.
Tila Tequila Camera Whoring @ Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen (Tila's real name) wants you to know two things: 1) She has huge boobs & 2) She'll sleep with you in exchange for money or if you give her an opportunity to earn money.
Anyway, wanna bang slutty chicks desperate to become famous? Hit up Mr. Chow for dinner.
Tila Tequila Went To Starbucks! Smokes Camel Cigarettes!
Friday, February 27th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Remember that Christian Bale tirade... you know, the one where he says "fuck" like 40 times? Here's what our favorite Vietnamese whore had to say about it,"He can talk to me like that any time! I love him." Source
Stupid whore. Anyways, if you haven't seen the rant, Family Guy style, you gotta. Funny shit.





















