Venus Williams
Worst Dressed: Venus Williams @ 2009 ESPY Awards
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Any of you fashion experts have a few tips for Venus so that this won't happen at next year's ESPY awards?
Man Kisses Venus Williams. Man Survives. For Now.
Monday, August 25th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped a few days back, so I'm pretty sure the poor man doing the kissing is in the ER as we speak. Let's hope everything works out for the best, but then again, what the fuck was he thinking?!
Anyway, these were snapped after an appearance on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" in NYC. Venus & sister Serena recently jetted away from China as Olympic doubles gold medalist, so major props for that.
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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The Bastardly Would You? Venus Williams
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Here's a new category I'd like to try out. Now here at The Bastardly we have a standard of desirability that Moe and I try to adhere to when selecting ladies to post. In the majority of cases the responses are positive with comments not limited to "I'd pee in her butt."
Now it's all fine and dandy to say you'd want to do an attractive chick but what about those who aren't the most aesthetically pleasing but are rich? Does having money and being in the headlines make an otherwise less aesthetically pleasing female more desirable and do-able? Would you do women who fall in this category?
Today's case... Venus Williams. Professional tennis player with millions of dollars in career earnings and endorsements.
Stop Photographing Venus & Serena Williams Campaign
Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
I've included a few reasons (10,000) why people of all races should join up & support this campaign.
So what if they have tons of money! No one gives a shit about them once they put the racket down & step off the courts.
Seriously, why frighten kids & ruin some random dude's magazine-reading session? Plus, accomplishing one huge dream in a single lifetime is more than enough!
Please have mercy on us.
Ratings - Williams Sisters' Double Fault
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
The Williams Sisters may win every championship on the ATP tour, but they are far from winning every man's heart. Correction: With the exception of gold diggers, of course.
Elder Williams' major flaw is her 7" forehead. Enough said on that.
Elder Williams' major flaw is her 7" forehead. Enough said on that.
