Verne Troyer
Emmy Rossum @ Launch Of PiNKiTUDE Clothing Line
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Actress Emmy Rossum to Act as Official Spokesperson of PiNKiTUDE"As a young woman whose family has personally been affected by breast cancer, I am grateful for the opportunity to help raise awareness of this disease by sharing my 'PiNKiTUDE' with young women everywhere," said Emmy Rossum. "I hope to inspire women like myself to practice breast self-awareness and to encourage them to live a healthy lifestyle. I am proud to support Susan G. Komen for the Cure and their promise to end breast cancer forever." MarketWatch
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When Will Verne Troyer Sex Tape Girl Ranae Shrider Do Playboy?
Friday, June 27th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Ranae Shrider is a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. I guess she aspired her ass to Verne Troyer's mini-me penis in order to get on the cover of Playboy. Is it just me or are chicks super conniving these days? Anyway, since Hef will put anyone popular on the cover of his mag, I'm pretty sure we're only days away from an announcement.
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Will Verne Troyer's Sex Tape Do Better Than The Love Guru?
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
More on TMZ!Here's some reaction from the Bastardly Community...
JTchicago
Oh, NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!
Holy Fucking Shit Son
yes!!!
finally a man in porn with a smaller schlong then me
at least i hope i'm bigger...
d55
oh god...the end is near...this dude has a sex tape...what the fuck for?...i wouldnt watch midget sex even if u paid me
john
Karl Marx would love Verne Troyer, he's a living breathing metaphor.
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Bastardly Breaking News! Mini-Me Verne Troyer Has A Midget Sex Tape!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
The Guru isn't the only Verne Troyer flick out this summer! Ow!No worries, you're not the only one who wants to check this baby out b/c like most people with a sense of freaky adventure, a midget sex tape ranks fairly high on my list of things to see before I die.
Kevin Blatt, the bastard behind the Paris Hilton sex tape, is supposedly in talks to ice a $100K deal with SugarDVD, so it should be too long. Patience, Daniel-San, patience!
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Verne Troyer Still Going Strong @ 2008 MTV Movie Awards
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMVerne Troyer latest project includes Mike Myers' upcoming The Love Guru. I'm about 98% sure that the flick's gonna kick ass, so make sure you check it out on June 20th.
And the Wiki says...
Verne Troyer (born January 1, 1969) is an American actor and stunt man. Verne is notable by his dwarfism, as a result of which he stands 81 centimeters (2ft. 8 in.) tall, and is also notable for playing the character of Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies.
Troyer was born in Sturgis, Michigan, the son of Susan, a factory worker, and Reuben Troyer, a repairman.[1] He has two siblings, Davon and Deborah, and grew up in Centreville, Michigan, graduating high school in 1986. He attended KCC in Coldwater, Michigan. On one of the doors for his classes, they put a special door handle on that is still there today. He was married to Genevieve Gallen. Troyer filed for annulment on February 23, 2004. [Wiki]
Photo Credit: Love Guru Official Website
