Video Games

Credit: Review contributed to MoeJackson.com by Dennis Jaurigue

The Dexter video game for the iPhone & iPod touch remains very true to the series and Dexter brand. The game, of course, revolves around a ruthless serial killer named Dexter (played by Michael C. Hall on the show). The game is set and played in a 3rd/1st person perspective in a 3D world. There are various ways to control the game: Tilt control and on-screen joystick. I personally preferred the on screen joystick controls.

Overall, it was an enjoyable game. Normally I don’t enjoy licensed games that come out from companies to promote their shows but this one was enjoyable and satisfying. As for playability, the controls were a bit weird at first when I tried the tilt option so I stuck with the “joystick” method for ease.

The fun factor of the game was pretty high but there were a few weird bugs in the game, for example: When a cutscene played the video controls would annoyingly pop out of no where. Let's hope this gets fixed in a future update.

The game was very polished from a graphics standpoint---especially for an iPhone game. I would say its one of the best looking in the App Store. The mini games within the game gives you a feeling of thrill since you have to sometimes stealthily sneak in the shadows to pass an objective.

For any devoted fan of the "Dexter" series, this is a must buy. This game was produced by Marc Ecko Entertainment with iTunes users & reviewers clocking in at 4 out of 5 stars. Me, personally: 3.5 out of 5.

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For screenshots, trailers & more info on the game, hit up the DJ Hero official website!

Here's some info about the musical content within the game:

The individual songs themselves have been pulled from a large number of music genres, including grunge, soul, R&B, techno, hip hop, and house.[9][3] The mixes listed below have been confirmed to be in the game.[23] Additionally, the songs “The Way You Move” by Outkast, "Hip Hop" by Dead Prez, and Tiesto's "Elements Of Life",[24][25] and additional songs from 50 Cent, Justice, N.E.R.D., Beastie Boys, Beck, Blondie and Billy Squier are confirmed to be in the game.[23] In addition to mixes using individual songs from both Eminem and Jay-Z, including Jay-Z's "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)" and "Dirt Off Your Shoulder", there will be a Eminem/Jay-Z mix song.[12] Eminem also stated that he will have additional songs included later in the year as downloadable content for the game.[12] Universal Music Group is providing much of the content for the game. [Source]

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Man, this chick is seriously unreal! God damn!!! I'm about 98% sure that she's a total freak behind closed doors. Anyway, here's the "DJ Hero" video game trailer:

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...and now another deep shit moment from Bai Ling:

Isn't it every day a Valentine's day? It is to me, If not I almost for sure you will be disurpointed, because when you want something for the purpres of wanting it normally its not going to show up on time, it will be caught somewhere by a sudden unexpected wind, but it will happen somehow somewhere when your heart is delighted of giving, suddenly it will when you are not expected it any more, it will show up but for a better reason for a real meaning and a perfect time, and more importantly the gift will be a beauty in the realm of the soul....... Read More

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Yup, that's Samantha Mumba... you know, the Irish singer/actress/model that got popular with the song, "Gotta Tell You", in 2000. Anyways, we've had a couple of posts in the past... one where she was in a bra. According to the Wiki, she released a couple songs through MySpace and YouTube in 2008.

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Are you having withdrawals from AnnaLynne McCord's baby-choker nipples like me? AnnaLynne hasn't been disappointing us with her recent posts. I mean, who doesn't love some girl-on-girl lesbian kissing action? Or better yet, seeing a hot chick take down a burger while in a bikini?! Not to mention she continues to wear the tight outfits on the red carpet so she's not done any wrong to me yet.

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Tila Tequila probably slept with Shaun White to get her invite to the launch party for his video game, "Shaun White Snowboarding". While there, she decided to play relationship expert and give us some advice from her book, Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.

“Here’s the best secret weapon I can give you: Hold off on having sex. Give him a little taste, but not too much...Keep him drooling.” But when the time is finally right, “Get crazy! **** like a porno star!” Source

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Keeley Hazell was looking a little rough the last couple of times we posted her. Glad to see her in less clothes and back to looking delicious.

The marketing geniuses behind this sexy ad campaign should be getting FAT bonuses later this year!! Ow!

Here's the TV Spot for the game...


Wanna learn more about this game? Hit up the game's official PS3 site!

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How hot is that?! DAMN YOU TO HELL, SEAL!!!!

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