Yesica Toscanini
Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Kitty Lea Is Naughty Elf [HollywoodTuna]
- Thanksgiving Table Talk: 50 Things Not to Say [CO-ED Magazine]
- Holly Montag Shows Her Panties on MTV Canada [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miranda Kerr For Page Six Magazine [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tara Reid wants a baby [Celebslam]
- Super Two’s Day: Keyshia Cole [Complex]
- Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy [Dlisted]
- Angelina is 3 Months Pregnant with Child Number 7 [Yeeah]
- Mariah Carey is Pregnant? [Derek Hail]
- Kristen Stewart is smoking pot [The Blemish]
- Koken met Snoop en Martha [Flabber]
- Mischa Barton Kinda Looks Like a Fish [Celeb Parasite]
- Britney’s bodyguard says she is still bulimic and crazy [Cele|bitchy]
- Christina Aguilera/ Kelly Osbourne [The Bastardly Society]
- CURVEMASTER MAKES BOOBS BIGGER [Manofest]
- Christina Aguilera is a Depressing Clown [The Grumpiest]
- New Star Trek Trailer With Mr. Spock [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Lily Allen’s Nipples On Her Birthday [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Julie Sandberg, Ramapo ‘09 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Elisha Cuthbert is Wasted [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are More Influential Than Oprah [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rosie O’Donnell is returning to daytime television [Celebslam]
- ale in her latest next ad [The Bastardly Society]
- Gary Coleman's appearance on "Divorce Court" [Dlisted]
- Madonna gets her pimp look on [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Dakota Fanning grows up overnight [Cele|bitchy]
- Pink continues parading around the beach [The Blemish]
- Octopus van 500 kilo [Flabber]
- Britney Spears Bikini & Boys [CityRag]
- Spencer Pratt is helpful [DerekHail]
- Britney has Advice for Miley [Celeb Warship]
- Titty Flopping Sex Scenes (NSFW)[Uber]
- Kelly Brook dressed like someone’s mom [Fatback Media]
- Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- New Hancock Trailer Looks Really, Really Good [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

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Yesica Toscanini vs. Marissa Miller - The Bastardly Sexy Legs Matchup
Monday, February 19th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

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Yesica Toscanini Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Friday, February 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Yesica Toscanini for MAX Magazine
Monday, April 10th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

I haven't come across anything for the lovely Yesica since her Bastardly Matchup w/ Marissa Miller. Well, here we have a photoshoot for MAX magazine...damn, this girl needs some love on the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 poll too!!!
UPDATE: So not all these pictures are of the lovely Yesica and I'm ashamed of that...anyways, damn you MAX Magazine and damn you whoever put together this photoset for me!!!...shit, naming every file yesica_toscanini
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Marissa Miller vs. Yesica Toscanini - Bastardly Matchup
Friday, March 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, I think this is a fair Bastardly Matchup...you got two SI models and this is from the same event so it's not like putting grainy candids vs airbrushed professional photography.
So here we have Marissa Miller and Yesica Toscanini...I'll have to go w/ the one w/ the sexier sounding name....and that's not Marissa.






















