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Charlize Theron & Her Bow @ The 2006 Oscars
Monday, March 6th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo comes courtesy of Just Not Trying Anymore & submitted by Jake. Thank you!
Yes, these were posted already, but the dress was so damn ugly that we need to go for Round 2!
A Bastardly Fashion Memo To Charlize: When in doubt think 4 Ssss---Short, Skimpy, Sexy, & Simple! It will never fail. If you're feeling really brave, replace Sexy w/ Slutty & you're ready to make the news!!
I hate it when really beautiful women try to do too much in an attempt to either further augment their beauty or simply stand out from the crowd of other beautiful women.
Charlize could've just wore a simple dress & showed up her assets (face & legs), but she had to go to some cracked-out designer & end up looking like a big Christmas tree w/ a bow on the side.
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt & assume she wants to have kinky-sex following the awards show by having one of her manslaves untie her bow & then proceed to sex her up for 15 straight hours. You go, C!!
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I thought it was a cool dress... different but not ugly. ITs very ... 20's or art deco inspired and i LOVE the color of it and her shoes are great!
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The bow certainly wasn't needed though.
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She is beautiful but what's up with the root rot in the picture on page 3. Scary...
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she worked it but it was too much.
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The bow just ruined the dress completely.
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she's still too beautiful for words
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yep, love the color and the shoes are rockin.
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CHARLIZE IS A FUCKING WHORE. CHARLIZE IS A FUCKING SLUT. CHARLIZE IS A FUCKING CUNT. CHARLIZE IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE CHARLIZE. CHARLIZE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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