Christina Milian - Not FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006!?!?



Kelly Clarkson is one of FHM Sexiest Women in the World...and Christina Milian isn't?!?!? Not a complete knock on Kelly Clarkson, but as for all the singers on the list how can you not have Christina Milian???

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Isn't beyonce on the list already?

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:01pm
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Any sexiness that picture would have had is killed by the deer head in the background.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:02pm
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i agree with Beaner. The Bastardly Hot 100.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:08pm
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didnt you know...that deer is soo hot right now!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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I'm beginning to think John is a techy or prop specialist for horror movies........ either that or he's just dark. Either way, it's good stuff!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:12pm
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I agree, Kzo, the Deer head in the background is distasteful.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:13pm
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I wish lillyspryte
why you know somone that is hiring?

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:27pm
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She should be on the list and in the top 25.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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AND she gives good hair. You go girl.

Do think the deerhead is a little scary for pic shoot, though. Wonder who's bright idea THAT was???

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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I don't know what you guys are talking about... I refuse to lay sexily on my bed unless I have some kind of animal carcass somewhere in the room. Please tell me I'm not alone here.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:13pm
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carcass is a funny word

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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Bring the outdoors in! Buy our new tree-post bed with your choice of animal carcass!

Christina's HOT! FHM must be run by fags.

If there's someone or something strong enough to lift her fat-ass up there, I'd like to see Star Jone impaled!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:31pm
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Cant believe she didnt make it....but Beyonce sweaty, stankin azz did. Not fair.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:41pm
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Lol @ Beyonce's sweaty stankin ass. hahahahaha

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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Im for real. Everytime I see her she is sweating and lookin hot. I bet if you take them panties off skunks would run....I like my women dry and weave free. She need a good supply of baby power or summin.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:29pm
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This is one dirty animal.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 4:37pm
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honestly, who the hell is christina milian ? She's an awful actress and she's going on her 3rd album and still can't sell 1 million!! Plus shes a cheap copy of beyonce. plus lack of promotion most people dont know her

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 8:50pm
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I wasn't going to complain, but then I read Clarkson was on that list. What's wrong with the world? Seriously.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:27pm
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thank you pumpkin head, and these are good pics of her. usually her hair looks like it cost five dollars.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 11:25pm
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AND BEYONCES LOOK LIKE IT WAS $2.50!

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 12:11pm
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CHRISTINA is by far one of the sexiest woman in the world, she sould be in the top 5 on this fucking list.
I am going to rub one out just too and for her

SO GLADE I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

IMPEACH $BUSH BIN LADIN$

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 4:49pm
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she deserves it.

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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I think she's pretty, and she's not fat!?!? Star Jones is fat or least she used to be. Monic from the parkers is fat. Aretha Franklin is fat. Pattie Labelle is fat. Kristiy Allie used to be fat. Those people are FAT!!! She's just short so of course she going to look more stocker.
She pretty why cant ya'll just admit it. Just because cause she not a skinny little bean pole dosn't mean she fat or ugly! I think shes pretty but I do like her better with darker hair.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 6:35pm
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Look Here! Ya'll ain't gon be talking about my girl. Ms. Milian will tax anyone of ya'll b*tches without batting a fricking eye, asian, black, or what-the-hell- ever. My Boo is bout the sexiest (other than Shakira and Jenny) Latina around here. Um and "It's About Time" was an amazing album. Fuck all that, now! And this roger character sounds like he's from west virginia, big problem!!! hicks be damned!! Anyway she needs at least a number 5 spot on that there list you got. Nothing less. Holla!!!

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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Hunting ain't cool, but I just can't stop laughing at that deer. It looks like it's staring right at the camera man.

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 @ 11:08pm
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Hey man, christina milian is hot as hell! And I dont know what any of you mean when you say beyonce isnt fine. Anyone who wouln't get in that bed with her is a faggot.

ps- what kind of person pays more attention to a dead deer than a sexy girl in a bed?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 10:31am
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i don't know why you like her.. i think she is not hot at all

Sunday, April 29th, 2007 @ 5:35pm
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We need to make a bastardly top 100. That list is tainted with whores. I love these pics. The dear head is a nice touch.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:02pm
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i think it would be sexier if she were impaled on the deer's antlers
very arty

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:08pm
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I find she is a stupid black negro chunkie. And nobody on this website is gonna say one damn thing about it because you people love asians and could care less about black people. All of you are asians.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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please everyone lets not start another 100 comment topic because of Roger. just let him think what he wants to think.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:12pm
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roger i can't tell where your racism lies, but i know it is there somewhere

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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John, I wish, too! That would be great, I would love to do a remake of Army of Darkness........ classic!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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Its the 'I just went huntin and now I'm going home to fuck the whore in my bed' scene of a new porno.

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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Oh, and 2nd page, 1st pic. Silky fabric + nipples = SEXY.

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 @ 11:11pm
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