Crack Whore Donatella Versace Is Still On Crack
Monday, February 13th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
J Lo's facial expressions describe the life of a woman getting tired of the bullshit that surrounds her.
Anyway, have fun captioning this bad boy!
What is up with Donatella's bricklayer hands?? Dude, even seen more delicate hands on the garbage collector.
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I love Donatella's fake boobs. In the first pic, her boob hangs a sharp left towards the bottom. Her boob job makes Tori Spelling's look natural. Damn.
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Ewww!!!!!! Someone needs to bury that corpse.
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The "Halle's back" caption is great, and is it just me or does J.Lo look like she's fighting back tears in the second pic. How sad...
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And people think she's important?
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Her hands?? Whoa...have you seen the woman? There isn't one normal thing on her. She makes the corps bride look good.
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Moe, I can't believe you're using this photo in a caption-this contest. MK had the same photo for a caption-this contest on Dlisted just a few days ago!
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Poshy: We don't race to put stuff up first. A lot of our crap goes up days after it hits the net.
Also, i found this particular set over the weekend on some euro board. It's probably floating around a 100 different places. Do you think MK took that pic while doing coke w/ Donatella? hah. Ok, bad joke.
One last thing (I promise): we don't do captioning contests. most of the pics we post have captions on them already.
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Death becomes her
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aha cake ^ funny lol
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that's pretty harsh, man...
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