Delicious Links For Your Sexy Bod: MILF Edition
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
She's perfect for age. I was smoking crack when I wrote that...
* Confirmed (again): Tyra Banks has a moustache.
* Has Tommie released his baby making slave?
* Sandra Bernhardt needs money so that she can get a new face.
* Vida GuerrAss is making my head spin
* Confirmed (for t he 3billionth time): Paris Hilton is a slutwhore camerawhore
She doesn't need botox, but she does need to wipe that oil off her greasy ass forehead. Yeah she looks nice but I don't want to speak too soon. Hollywood women love surgery.
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She's great.
I loved her in everything she's ever done.
Just like in Batman - I want to wear spandex and a mask while I give her my "batarang"
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Can someone please explain to me what M.I.L.F. stands for?? I've been puzzled everytime ;you post something on the subject. What does it mean?
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Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Coined in American Pie.
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Intrigue couldn't have said it better.
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hottest lips ever
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thanks for clarifying that Mike --but can it be any olderish lady or it MUST be a mom specifically?
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Oh good lord. No matter how many times people show pics of Tyra's girl-stache I'll always think she is SO gorgeous. Maybe if it was actually thick and noticeable, but until then she'll always be a beauty.
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well said sasha.
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I thought she was a descent actress and really didn't care either way about her but then all this crazy shit started surfacing about how she is at war with her ex husband over their daughter and it made me think she's a crazy bitch. Now I really dislike her. I can't understand why women use their children as weapons against their ex's. Can't they see that they are not hurting JUST the ex but they are hurting the innocent kid as well. I have several buddies whose ex's tell them they can't see their kid anymore because of a number of real fucked up reasons. For example...I don't like your new girlfriend so you can't see your kid. I know it's not the same thing here but if he is such a horrible parent as she claims; why did she decide to procreate with him? He said, she said bullshit and the poor kid is stuck in the middle torn up because she loves BOTH her parents. Anyway, she's a fucked up crazy bitch. Think of your kid you fucked up crazy bitch! If you hate your ex tell him that but don't feed your kid and the media full of stories about him.
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Also...Sandra Burnhardt's face looks like when Conan O'Brien morphs two movies stars faces together to see what their kid would look like and it's always really ugly and fucked up funny! If I looked like that I would kill myself.
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Kim Basinger. The most beautiful woman in the world. EVER
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