Dumbass iPod Costume - Bastardly Halloween Costume
Friday, November 4th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

[Photo: JJB]
Is the iPod that good?!
Well, for the sake of these two girls, I'm just going to assume they either lost a bet or are getting paid by Apple Computer.























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I'd love to think of something witty to say right now but it's just not coming to me right now... i'm speechless.
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I thought these were 2 guys untill I read the post.
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the ipod redemmed *finally* !
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I like them, why would you make fun of two nice girls with really cool costume ideas?
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perkoff *it is* a good idea/custome i'm just sick of people a the bigger media pretending the ipod is the only device of it's sort/the only thing worthy of attention.
what about similiar devices from iaudio,creative,archos etc....those can't get 2% of the attention of the ipod.
don't worry perkoff i like the custome and i even like the hair. have a lovely day sir !!!! :)
but come on you know this is bastardly no one is going to escape being made fun of here not celebs/ not nice girls....
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so, what, no celebrity gossip anymore? just a skanky ass chick photo post, huh?
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CELEBRITY GOSSIP!, you idiot! you really shouldn't have your link on other sites if your site is nothing more than your jack-off fantasies.
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Ok.... Sounds like someone got an early release from the hospital. Does your doctor know you are past due to return from your four-hour pass?
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boy, fellas, i don't how much more heat i can take. these hot chicks in bikinis are really gettin' to me.
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Oh yeah, IPods aren't the only MP3 player, I have a MP3 player but it's not an IPod, I just don't want them girls to feel attacked if they see this site. At least they'll know that Perkoff loves them.
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Dumbass, you're name fits you.
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Perkoff ~ 'You're' name? Now who's the dumbass?
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THe person judging a person for their lastname is the dumbass, any other questions?
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Dumbass, the bastardly doesn't need you...you, dumbass.
also, when you;re leaving a comment, get ALL your thoughts together and make one huge post rather than posting 300 comments...you, dumbass.
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hmm dumbass,could you or whomever verify this/maybe there is a 'lull' in celeb gossip right(maybe that would help explain the older postsf being revived today).
sort of like there is a 'lull' as far as big movies goes(but you know that will change as the holidays get closer)
so is there a 'lull' in gossip or do you think the bastardly is ignoring gossip to post other stuff ???
anyway i'm on the moe/jackson badwagon. :) but it is possible they may have missed an item or two. so bastardly fans what new celeb gossip is there??? chime in please. :)
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Get Valium, you also need a pill that helps you control your angry outburts.
Good luck.
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what a couple of dips...i bet they thought they looked so unique.
queer!!!
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I think Dumb Shit and Jerk Off are insightful and have interesting things to post.
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if you think this is a nerdy costume, check this version of an ipod costume...
http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~jwinick/Halloween2004/
it's ability to actually play real music with actual controls makes it way more friggin' awesome, though.... i'm i a nerd for thinking so?
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in Germany and then in the United States
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you suck, and your blog sucks.
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yeah,yeah, i know, if i don't like it, don't read it, fuck myself, i must be gay, yada yada yada. WTF! i'm reading celebrity gossip because that's what i like to read, click a fuckin' link to the bastardly, and get adolescent teenage titty fantasies instead! wtf! are you a gossip blog, or a titty blog? tell me now, so i'll know.
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fuck you. bastardly was one of my favorite sites. now it's nothing but tits n ass.
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Perkoff ~ I was referring to your misuse of the word 'you're'... Jesus, you're ugly and stupid.
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change the name of your site to HOT CHICKS IN BATHING SUITS so your loyal readers will know what's up.
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dumbass:
gossip sites are a dime a dozen, man. Any person who wants a fucking blog, but doesn't want to talk about themselves, by default, does a gossip-oriented blog*. I mean, if you have an RSS feed to around 15-20 of these blogs, I bet you that roughly 50% of these blogs will, at one point or another, have the same exact headlining post. When you can go on to bloody yahoo.com or gossipist.com to get the latest bullshit in superficial news, why spend time regurgitating it on here? I know that if we concentrate on one certain topic & build an audience that takes interest in that particular topic, we can become more successful, but that would be boring as hell. monotony is evil, god damn it!!!
dumbass, as we near this festive season of giving, you need to inject some love into your veins. Please read one of our non-gossip posts & plant the seed of love & sacrifice in your black heart.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2004/06/13/the-demands-of-love-leo-to...
*That's a good thing, in my opinion, b/c it makes it 10x easier for me to find (steal) interesting photos for bastardly commentary.
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