Eva Amurri @ "John Adams" NYC Premiere
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Eva Maria Livia Amurri (born March 15, 1985) is an American actress.
Amurri was born in New York City, New York, the daughter of Italian director Franco Amurri and American actress Susan Sarandon (who is of Italian and Welsh/Irish/English descent). Her grandfather was Antonio Amurri, famous television author, her aunt is Valentina Amurri, television author.
Amurri had a minor role in the 2002 film The Banger Sisters, in which her mother starred, and guest-starred on an episode of Friends in Season 7 titled The One with Joey's New Brain along with her mother. In 2004, she appeared in Saved! (also starring Mandy Moore and Macaulay Culkin), which remains her largest role to date; she is currently slated to star in two major roles. Eva graduated from Brown University in 2007. [Wiki]
This will pre-date some of you youngin's here, but when did Don Dokken of famed 80's metal band Dokken starting wearing dresses? Disturbing.
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Don't think she's all that attractive, she has the Sarandon bug eyes and her face looks kind of large for her body.
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I couldn't place the retarded eyes until I read that she was the daughter of Susan Sarandon... This chick looks incredibly OLD... I wouldn't be surprised if she had a hairy bush too.
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She looks like a thinner version of Sporty Spice...
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she got the best boobies in the world. someone please put her in a movie with a nude scene.
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PS pg 2 has some huge ass pit stains... She sure is half Italian...
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It looks like she didn't inherit her Mom's rack! Unless these are the most unbflattering pictures in the world! Hollywood spawn must skip a generation in hotness!
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jjm - she did inherit her mom's rack, but you can't tell here (unfortunately).
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Yeah, she has her mom's tits, and they are perfect.
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Brown bag that girl! Please!
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Nice one, #1. I am rofl.
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ugly!!!!!!!!
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lolol!! #1 she DOES look like Don Dokken but i don't remember him having the sweet rack.
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Get this fug outta here. FFS
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wow, she is so fucking ugly. she should wake up every day and kiss her parents fucking feet that they are famous since no one would take this bitch home even when the car was closing, they had 20 beers, and were REAL desperate for sex.
whats with all these celebrites UGLY fucking kids thinking they can act or should be famous too? fucking Rumer Willis and this bitch should make movies about how ugly they are.
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I feel so old because I immediately thought of Don Dokken, too!
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