Eva Longoria Has The Largest Whore Billboard. Ever
Friday, April 7th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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Just think about how her phone was ringing off the hook when powerful, deeply networked men saw that thing from their inside their private jets...
Go Eva!!
All joking aside, just thinking what something like this can do to one's ego. It's crazy, I tell you.
Wow, the coochie that can be seen from space! Now THAT'S how you whore yourself out!
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You know Paris Hilton is jealous as hell..
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That billboard is about the same size as her snatch
ZING!
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thats a real sweet ad idea. wonder why they went ahead and used HER cover tho....scary...
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At first I thought this was a joke. That is the most retarded, annoying, insanely stupid ass thing I have EVER seen. Mt. Rushmore holds faces of American leaders and heroes, and what does the dumbass Nevada desert have?? A vain idiot slut who apparently is going to represent all dumb sluttly females in America by way of her giant ego sized picture in the damn sand.
That's it, I'm moving to France so I can protest working, block trains, and NOT attend school..... oh yeah, and so I can constantly call Jacques Chirac:
"putain de merde"
"pénis minuscule"
and
"sac de merde"
Hopefully none of the nice Frenchies on here will get upset by my bashing of the French president.......... :)
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Go lilyspryte!
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Senin, I will be spilling my morning wrath on to the lady of the day board as well............ lol
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If the Jolly Green Giant left his copy of Maxim lying around...can his gigantic toilet or his enormous Remote Control be far away?
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Prieta!!!!
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Who was the lucky bastard that Eva sucked dry in order get Maxim's marketing department to cough up money for this thing...
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