Eva Longoria Likes The Number 9...
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
True, w/out 9, there wouldn't be 69 & since 69's easily one of Eva Longoria's favorite sex positions, it's nonexistence in the world of kinky sexual positions would pretty much suck.
Apart from that, here are a couple more reasons why Ms. Longwhoria digs this number. Since Eva makes it a policy to earn money in everything she does (like any good whore), she will advertise her Sidekick phone by using it as a prop in her presentation on the Number 9.
er...that's so lame
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