Fat Janet Jackson Getting Back In Shape
Thursday, November 10th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Fat Janet Jackson Getting Back In ShapeThursday, November 10th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe ![]() 32 Scandalous Comments |
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I feel bad for Janet...she obviously has food issues-this is not the first time her weight has fluctuated drastically. Being a Jackson, I expect her to have issues anyway!
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The woman is damn near 40. If she wants a few extra slices of pizza when she is not working, so be it. Good for her for trying to get back into shape.
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Check out the guy's face trying to pull her up!! Classic!
Can you say hernia??
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This woman has been eating the whole damn pizza. I think it was the shameful superbowl nipple show that led her to such extreme obesity. Janet, food is not a coping mechanism!
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The Big D.
Depression.
That's why the gain of reportedly 28# on her 5'4" bod.
It's not about being a reckless food-maniac or having flawed character.
This little girl's got The Blue Flu. Bad.
And she's trying to beat it.
Something having a net worth of $100 mil can't solve.
Irony: so the ONE day her peeps/handlers can FINALLY COAX her out of her darkened bedroom where's she's been in the fetal position for the past 9 wks listening to Yanni CDs...to get her out into the SUNSHINE...a paparazzo's poised and hits paydirt...or uh, pay-sand.
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You people are idiots if you believe that's her. It was obviously Photoshopped. Even Kristie Alley's face stayed the same after she gained all that weight.
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Ames, we know you're Janet's #1 fan, but that's no reason to be in a complete state of denial.
Also, Kristy Alley's face was fat following her weight gain. Dude, fat people have fatter faces. Don't go into denial mode again.
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This is SO not Janet Jackson. Looks more like Oprah to me
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She must definitely be suffering from some type of thyroid problem. It's so sad to see her this way especially since I am still a fan. They call her fat cow, fat ass, fat pig, the works, but I'm rooting for her.She'll lose the weight and be back to the sexy knockout she always has. You can do it Janet!!!!
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Janet has been chubby before..(but not this chubby)..so shell end up getting back into shape anyways.
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Only an idiot would think this is thyroid. Like they wouldn't have screened a TSH, DUH!
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Oh, you're all just jealous, cause you know Janet looks however she chooses to look "AT WILL"! Not everyone can gain this much weight and then lose it to have a tight bod like she does when its what she wants!
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I f I were her I would get lyposuction. She is rich enough. And lets face it all these photos of her are pretty scarey. Something as fat as that should only be famous for being in a zoo.
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The woman is damn near 40. If she wants a few extra slices of pizza when she is not working, so be it. Good for her for trying to get back into shape. -right on!
Oh, you’re all just jealous, cause you know Janet looks however she chooses to look “AT WILL�! Not everyone can gain this much weight and then lose it to have a tight bod like she does when its what she wants! -tell it Girl!
and TO EVERYONE WHO IS SAYING NITPICKY NEGATIVE THINGS:
You wish you were Janet. Janet is a bad ass bitch and she is in CONTROL!
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"5,4,3,2,1 WE -ALL -LIVE IN A FAT ASS NATION!!"
CRAWL BACK INTO THE SEA YOU BIG JACKSON WHALE!!
CANT ALL THE JACKSONS JUST LEAVE PLANET EARTH AND HEAD
BACK TO WHERE THEY WERE MADE FROM??
I FEEL BAD FOR THE POOR NOBODY SLOBS OUT THERE WHO WANT TO
LOOSE WEIGHT- BUT FOR CELEBS? I LOVE TO SEE EM SUFFER!!
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Omg i cannot believe u would say that, she is putting on weight probably for stressful reasons, and got dammit u guys, shes like dayum near 40, give her a break, she cant be sexy alld a dayum time, and to say allt he jacksons should leave is ludacris!!!!!they are the main inspiration for many artistw ithout them music would not be the same as it is today!!!!
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WOW JANET,
WHAT HAPPENED,YOU GO FROM 118-160 YOU MUST REALLY BE EATTING THOSE KRISPY KREME'S!!!!!
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Janet dont need no damn lypo i mean come on janet ainta ll that big i just dont under stand why in the celebrity world people gott abe so small!!! plus janet is alot bigger than before i agree but she aint no size 14 or 16 i mean dang!!! janet is like up to a 12 and janet will get back to her normal size and who ever said they janet shousld get lypo you just need to go sit down somehwhere cause janet aint even in that situation where she would need lypo u act like janet is just horribly over weight if she would ghet lypo janet could have major health problems i plus i dont think lypo is necessary because you are losing weight too fast and that causes problems but janet is doing good by excersing and doing it the right way take it from me i know what big is and that aint it! so guys give janet a break no matter what she will always be a dime piece!!
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I RAN ACROSS THIS SITE TO SEE WHAT THE HYPE WAS ABOUT LET'S GET REAL,ALOT OF AMERICANS FACE MANY ISSUES OF WEIGHT GAIN AND WEIGHT LOSS. YES SHE HAS ACHIEVED A DYNAMIC BODY IMAGE OVER THE YEARS BUT I BELIEVE THAT SHE ATLEAST ATTEMPS TO GET IT OFF AND AS A AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN WE HAVE TO WORK EVEN HARDER TO FIT INTO THIS BODY IMAGE OF GET RID OF THE BIG BUTT AND HIPS AND YOU WILL LOOK BETTER .I JUST SAY BE HAPPY,HEALTHY AND KEEP YOURSELF STRESS FREE. "THIS BODY IS ONLY TEMPORARY CAUSE IN THE END IT RETURNS BACK TO IT'S ORIGINAL STATE ".... WATCH WHAT YOU SAY UNTIL YOU HAVE WALKED IN A PERSON'S SHOES .....
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I love Janet no matter if these pictures are real or not. Come on folks. She is human, for goodness sake, don't criticize her anymore than you would want yourself to be criticized. I know she is rich, but she worked hard for it, I guarantee that! Imagine having to live up to being the Jacksons little sister. Look at LaToya.... need I say more.
I love Janet no matter how much she weighs. There are much worse faults someone could have, say..... oh I don't know, like maybe being a Pedifile!!!
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ok ok for all you newbee's, janet has a schedule it quite normal, and quite consistant. She record's an album works through rehearsals, does video album drops (blang) she in shape, does a tour defines her body, finishes album and tour relaxes and slowly gains weight back after relaxing from the 1.5 years of working hard! Then repeat, Then repeat, Then repeat, Then Repeat year after year since 1987... 20 yrs!
simma-down newbee's she will teach ya some control!! If you have something negative to say at least do your research! Sebastian from Malibu, California
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Huh....it's Jermaine Duprie the ugly bald headed dwarf that's making her life miserable. But hey, fat women can have lives too. Janet doesnt need all that hype. We've had enough of her showing off her bod anyway. Look at Mariah Carey. She's a fat dumpling but gosh, she's bounced back with the biggest selling album in 2005 and reclaimed her reputation as a world class diva!
Good to see Janet's human after all. Jermaine is a flirtacious jerk who needs a HUGE SLAP.
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Shes bloody human forgoodness sake, we all go through the same sh*t when we are down, especially us woman... the media is just making things worse for Janet, at least she's real not a stick like everyone else in hollywood...
thank you
Meloncey, Auckland,New Zealand....
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wow. there are some really rude people posting on this site. remember "instant karma's gonna get you"... everything comes full circle. most eating disorders come from childhood. it's about control, not about food. anyone who has the nerve to sit there and criticize what she looks like has most likely got issues with food and control as well. i feel very sorry for what she is going through. she's had to deal with a lot in her lifetime and been under the hollywood scope her entire life. lets see all you nay sayers out there try to make it through all that without picking up a couple of problems along the way. cut her some slack and worry about yourself instead of picking on someone who's not even here to defend herself.
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The next time you got somethimg to say bad about Janet Jackson send a picture of yourself so we can c how big u r and also until you have the fame and fortune she has don't say anything. Everybody who writes bad comments on here about Janet Jackson you're probably a fat cow yourself and for the record you need to get yo facts straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IM A BIG GIRL ALSO. BUT EVEN I KNOW THAT YOU CANT PUT WHIP CREAM ON EVERYTHING.
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"instant karma’s gonna get you"
the theme song for the weak
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Ona jest szczuplutka teraz, ja też tak chcę. Czy ktoś zostanie moim osobistym trenerem???:)
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I'm glad too see janet is normal, I know she will get the weight off with no problem, anyway being a size 14/16 is sexy as hell, I know my husband love to feel some meat on my bones, I was once a so called smaller size when I was in my 20's but now I'm in my 30's and I look great still. So dam all the haters on Janet, let's get one thing straight, there are some small people that look like they need a sandwich. Holla.
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mr. tahda, you must feel very insecure if you take enjoyment for seeing "celebrities suffer". What difference does it make?
She looks fine to me.
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The only thing she has control over is if she wants fries with her quarter pounder.
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