Fergie - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006 - #88



Okay, I was being nice here and didn't decide to whip out the brown bag...but just this once we'll let her face appear on the 1st page. She actually ranked higher than 12 women on the list???....and again, such hotties like Rachel Bilson, Roselyn Sanchez, and (uber-sexy) Monica Bellucci didn't even get on the list...

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This is just plain wrong. Super Fug Fergie shouldn't even be allowed to make records let alone appear on anyone's Top 100 list. Unless it's a Top 100 No Talent Buttaface List! And She would have to be #1 or else I would suspect foul play. Yeah, the only lump she has is a lumpy face.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 9:10am
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She not even a buttaface! She has to be the the oogliest b'otch in the music biz....her and Beyonce. She dosent even look real....and hate her name.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 9:23am
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its sad that SHE is so "attractive" that SHES the reason people care or listen to teh black eyed peas.

not top 100 material.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 9:35am
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what's with the hair?
looks like something out of an old WWII movie
retro is one thing but that do is just wank

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 9:59am
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are you f'in serious Phil??? that’s some funny shit... she definitely looks as though some one beat the shit out of her with an ugly stick or three, HOWEVER, the ONE thing i am going to say is that she can shake that ass like no other, i would have to say that just for that reason, i would double brown bag it, shut the lights off, throw back a fifth, and let her shake her "lady lumps" all over my "magic stick"....

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:01am
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Its whats wrong with society today, boys.

BTW, Who voted these fucking chicks in and what the fuck were they smoking?! Whatever it was, I'll gladly stay away from it.

ACK!

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:15am
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This list keeps amazing me, I mean these people must be freakin retarted. Fergie has the face of a diaper stain. Granted she has a nice body but damn how can you overlook that freakin face??

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:16am
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with a double brown bag you can over look it dave....

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:25am
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Shoot the stylist!

Sure, she's a fug. But the stylist is either retarded, playing a mean joke or has been huffing the tart stench of stinky feet caked with slimy toe jam. The cartoon Hair, overloaded hardware on right wrist, stupid "ring" on left index finger, EARRINGS, but then EARRINGS with 80s shades -- all combine for a true tragedy.

This is one photoshoot where Fergie going pee-pee in her pants would have been an IMPROVEMENT.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:35am
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Yeah. What Nodakgirl said.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:44am
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I concur

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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She looks better with the shades on! Her face looks all stretched out and her eyebrows remind me of Vanilla Ice how he used to shave the stripes in them. In the pics of her sitting she has a "I just had a baby belly" and in the last pic she looks like a statue. Why are her eyes like that? Maybe she's having a don't blink contest with a deer or something. Either way...someone at FHM was all doped up on crack when they made this list. It is a miracle she made it at all! She is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen!
This is another picture I need to add to my medicine chest in case I injest some sort of poison and need to induce vomiting! I call her instant ipecac!

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 11:35am
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i luv fergie but she seriously need to stop with the plastic surgery. Hers are really noticeable.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 12:05pm
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lol, Potty!

(I think Fergie got a "pee-pee factor" calculated into her ranking. Which confirms that some Golden Shower freaks are on the editorial staff of FHM. They should put an * by her name with a footnote explaining the "pee-pee factor." Kinda like Roger Maris in 1961. He didn't pee, but him not getting recognized for breaking Babe Ruth's HR record made us all shit our pants in North Dakota. And it's ALL about the condition of the CROTCH of your underpants, isn't it?)

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 12:28pm
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That ring on her index finger looks like some sort of splint! She is uglier then the current transgender of the day! God I have to go vomit again now!

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 12:32pm
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she's not that bad. i use to think she looked like carmen electra. i don't anymore. if she doesn't stop messing with her face. she will end up looking just like pamela or melanie griffith.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 1:38pm
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She a freakish, cartoon character. What the hell is wrong with Josh Duhamel? Is the only one that can hook him up with meth? That's gotta be the only reason, damn, Josh, I'll give you a name in San Fran right now, dumb this fugly fugenstein please!

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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in the begining ppl thought she was hot but now they see she is ugly. As too being a hot dancer she clearly has a body double in half her videos (espeically evident in Pump It where all the dancing is shown from the back, from the neck down......) but she does have good stage presence........

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:44pm
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god damn... this is how you know that god has a sense of humor. her eyebrows go all the way up her forehead. and she has the elvira hairstyle that is not doing her any justice. uh im about to puke

Thursday, April 6th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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shes just an old ugly biatch ... brown bag on please!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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SHES HOT! jeez u guys r probably ugly..... SHES SEXY!

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 6:35pm
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SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY!

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 6:46pm
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She's BEAUTIFUL and you all know it.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 8:11pm
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I was actually surprised by how much energy some of you guys put in saying how ugly she was. Even more surprised, because I think she looks great.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006 @ 8:40pm
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Dang...talkin' about raggin on someone beautiful. I don't think her surgeries are obvious...she looks great!! Give the woman some credibility for her hard rockin' body and nicely featured face. Some ppl are just jealous.

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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FERGIE LOOKS HOT, HER MUSIC IS HOT ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE PROB LIKE FAT UGLY POO'S AND YOU THINK YOUR ALL THAT BY SWEARING WATEVA LOL YOUR NOTHING COMPARED TO FERGIE OR PARIS HILTON...SO GET OUTTA THERE FACES..

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 4:39am
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FERGIE IS SO HOT SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERA ARE ALOT OF UGLY PERSONS THAT DONT EVEN DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BORN!!!!!!!!!
I BET U ARE ONE OF THEM"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE FER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF U DONT LIKE HER DONT LOOK AT HER SHE DOESNT NEED U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 @ 11:21pm
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She should keep the sunglasses on - permanently and either work on those abs or her posture. It looks like she is either knocked up or has a beer gut in the seated shots. What the hell color is her hair? Brindle shit grey brown? Is that Loreal?

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 10:25am
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And you don't have to hate her for her style just b/c it ain't YOURS.

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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