Gisele Bundchen Needs Some Bastardly Love, Damn It!!
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Gisele Bundchen, quite surprisingly, has been left out of all the Bastardly Top 10 Sexiest fanfare.
Why?!
1. She's Brazilian just like Adriana & Alessandra
2. She's a supermodel (highest paid in 2005!!)
3. She's hot (sometimes butta, but still hot!!)
4. She's no virgin like Adriana (no reason to laugh)
Here are a few pics to help capture some points for Ms. Bundchen. Show this woman some love, people!!
I think she looks great in these pics. especially the third but i have to agree that sometimes she is butta.
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No idea - she's a little fat?
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"Geez...."
"Hell..."
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Yes, vote for her! She's on my list damnitt!
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TRANNY
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yo... if I was Leo, i'd bust her up with a dave chappelle-like "I was in Titanic biiiitch!! how you gonna dump Jack bitch!? I'll never let go, rmember that bitch???!!!"
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Maybe it has something to do with her manly facial features.
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"manly features" = her jawline really DOES look manly O_o
But her boobs look real and her hair is gorgeous :D
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beautiful hair... very pretty pffffff
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Thats what we call a geezerbird in London.
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Geezerbird?
Is that type of woman that you'd pay for a Cleveland Steamer?
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Geezerbird = tomboy or woman with masculine features. I don't see it - she's got a great bod and a very natural look.
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yup, Ms. Butterface a lot of times and she looks trannie to me - bordering on that Arquette dude/girl on the Surreal Life Plus she looks arrogant all the time in her photos. yup, she sure is no virgin!
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No one ranked her because she has a man's jawline, no hips and no actual booty. Brazilian with no booty means no ranky.
(This site is bringing out the male side of my personality, LOL oh dear.)
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yeah, she isn't curvy at all, straight board from the stomach down, no hips or butt to hold up her signature VS jeans.
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The only time I pose like Snap #1 is when I simply MUST have a pair of shoes I saw at Nordstrom.
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God I have no idea what it is about her, but she has so much sexappeal. Could be a little butter at times, but there's always something about her...
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I like her jawline. It makes her look so STRONG. Like the kind of person you have really kinky angry sex with, and you get all kinds of bruises but it's all worth it.
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Tranny, hell yeah.
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Because like I've said before, she's just too masculine to be sexy. Ok, and pretty but nothing terribly special.
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she used to have softer features and she was my fav model...her face started to look manly and i have my new fav,adriana lima!
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She is so f***ing HOT!
shut up you all that think she´s ugly or doesn´t have curvs! for god ´s sake! she is the responsable for the return opf sexy models!
Gisele you´re the sexiest girl alive!!!!!
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"Gisele Bundchen Needs Some Bastardly Love, Damn It!!":
Sounds good. Number one on my list
**this is really late
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she either looks like an old women, or young boy! she's pretty though!
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Gisele is absolutely gorgeous and breathtaking. She has a unique look that brings something new to the world of modeling. For those calling her a tranny, let's see a picture of you and have hundreds of people pick apart your flaws. Chances are, they'll be much more numerous Gisele's. There's a reason why she was chosen to be a Victoria's Secret model.
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i'd like to see a picture of angelina t. anyone willing to call a supermodel, such as gisele, ugly, must have some major self esteem issues. maybe try taking down the huge mirror in your room so you don't have to cry so much, sweetie.
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Do you even know the kind of Balls it takes to dump leo Dicaprio?
do ya?
well, it take a lot of confidence, and this chick has it!! I couldn't believe it.
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She's a fucking fox! No butta in involved with this one. ...Crazy talk!
Although, you wouldn't guess she's brazilian looking at her hips. Looks like your average scrawny american.
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