Halloween Sex Galore @ The Playboy Mansion!
Tuesday, November 1st, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
God damn. Another Playboy party missed by the Bastardly. Our goal is to hit one up before Hef floats away to the brighter side. Amen.
Well, it's very safe to assume that the free flowin' alcohol coupled w/ the horny nature of the mansion contributed to an endless amount of uninhibited, freakishly crazy sex during & following the end of the partaay. Damn all those involved.
How long will Hef go? That is the question, my friends. The guy is exceptionally healthy for his age & I seriously think the sex & the amazing environment he has built around himself greatly contributes to his current state. It's fairly obvious that a happy & sexually content man is a healthy man. Hang in there, Heffie!
Have fun w/ the pics. The come courtesy of Mr. Chad Doering @ Playboy. Chad, we're not worth---we're not worth!!
On the subject of Tyson’s ‘ankle-spanker’ wasn’t he supposed to make a porn flick with Jenna Jameson?
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What's up with the Bentley twin's backbone?
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hot bimbo fest! frankie is just a creepy boy to me. very eddie munster-ish.
i thought curry & knight broke up... a paris & tyson sex video is exactly what is needed in the world right now. the frenzy! i wonder if her parents would disown her then?
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I think that Bentley twin has Spina bifida. She should be home, in traction, not at a fucking Halloween party.
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if pauley shore can get into this thing it can't be too selective. Maybe one of you bastardly boys will make it in soon...the fact that theyv'e allowed him in tells me they aren't too concerned with sticking to the A-list.
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kelli peters has those weird pussy lips, that seem thin and just hand. gross. her tits are nice though so that's okay.
i cant believe pauly shore is still around. that guy is l-i-v-i-n-g-i-t-u-p. anyone ever see him working, if not at some comedy club once a week somewhere?
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Who is this Charis Boyle? Scary.
I thought Curry & Knight broke up too.
That's the place to go if your a guy. But if your a girl and you don't have fake tits and a perfect body, man would you feel ugly.
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Who is Iron Mike dressed up as? Someone with an IQ over 80?
P.S. Was it skank night at the Mansion? Blech.
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thanks for the pics. :)
cakefart it's probaly like this(the type of females your seeing) at all the mansion parties...
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I would DEFINITELY be wearing my sex panther musk to this partay.
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so.....what am i supposed to be looking at?
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Im so glad I was raised with CLASS AND ASS. Nothing but trash at the Playboy Mansion.
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Yeah I noticed the fecked up spine too...grosss
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hang, i meant
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