Helena Bonham & Her Dude Win Worst Hair @ 2006 Oscars

Dear Bastards:

I come to this website to see what's current in pop culture. I'm almost always surprised by who the public (which includes me) is currently looking at. And, I'm usually amazed at the number of typos and foul language in the text beneath the postings. It makes me think that the majority of the text is written by someone still in high school.

This posting with "the dude" standing by Helena Bonham Carter just confirms my suspicions. Anyone who doesn't know who "the dude" with the weird hair next to her cannot be any older than 20. Even someone in high school might know this guy from his most recent movie, THE CORPSE BRIDE, which was up for an oscar this year. He's the reason Helena is even there. She's HIS wife and he's an oscar contender.

"The dude" is none other than Tim Burton. You remember Tim, surely. He only made PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, the first two Michael Keaton BATMAN movies, BEETLEJUICE, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and the CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, and PLANET OF THE APES remakes, as well as BIG FISH, SLEEPY HOLLOW, MARS ATTACKS, STAINBOY, ED WOOD (my personal favorite), and several other, smaller films.

I like this website. But please, let someone write the text who knows what he or she is talking about (or at least knows who the people in the pictures are, or why they're at the event you're showing them at). When you don't, you risk creating the impression you don't know what you're talking about. Which in this case, you obviously don't.

That "guy" is the genius Director Tim Burton, who I beleive was up for an oscar this year. Perhaps you should stick to nipslip photos.

hah. wow, Tim Burton fanclub is coming out in droves!

Now to address Not Tim Burton's claim...

When you don’t, you risk creating the impression you don’t know what you’re talking about. Which in this case, you obviously don’t.

I admit it, I'm a dumbass. It will happen again---I promise.

and she used to be so pretty. look at her ugly shoes....

i like both hair styes....and no i'm not a tim burton fan. but i can like the hair right ???? :)

i do think that the dress is peculiarly stunning.

I don't know why they have to look like they've been wearing their outfits for 10 years before they walk down the red carpet. Its like they've been rolling around in bed for a while before they got there. Its very odd. and it happens EVERY time. Its like they were drinking and wrestling all day before going.

Helena Bonham-Carter wasn't there ONLY because of him. She was in 3 films nominated that evening.

Her hair reminds me of Reese Witherspoon's in "Walk the Line"

I'm not really a fan..I like his movies and especially the fact Johnny Depp plays in alot of them. =D I did think they both looked bad tough...I mean the fact that his movies are good doesn't mean he looks good.

BTW, Yeah, the outfits were awful. It really looked like they had sex right before and didn't bother to fix their hair or her skirt...which might be what really happened

I don't even know who the fuck these two people are.

She looked worse then usual and I think it is because of the hair. Still, she looks too good for him. That dude is Tim Burton (her housband) and if you know him and his movies, you know he doesn't give a damn. In the interview Bonham said it took him 3 minutes to get ready, but it looks more like one to me. Even tough he never brushes his hair (he's the one who said it) , I really like the guy and his work. He's an adorable character.

"I can't believe I watched the whole thing" post-Oscar links

- Naomi Watt's post-Oscar outfit is even worse than the tissues she was sporting earlier (I'm not obsessed) - Angelina Jolies' Subservient Pull Toy, a new Gallery of the Absurd illustration - Oscar roundup (PopSugar) - The Oscars sucked, and...