Is Alexa Vega Bastardly Worthy Jailbait?



I guess this girl was in those Spy Kids movies...which I never saw....and she's turning 18 this year. So technically she's still jailbait but I'm not sure if she's someone worthy of an unofficial countdown?

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she looks like she's lost weight. she looks a lot cuter.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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I'd bump uglies with her, that's right I said bump uglies wanna-fight-about-it!!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 4:16pm
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She reminds me so much of Lindsay Lohan.Except prettier.And with less freckles.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 4:26pm
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She's cute but she looks WAY too young. Her face kind of reminds me of Jennifer Tilly in an odd way. Hmm...

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 5:04pm
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I'd bang her *and it wouldn't be illegal if I did*

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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I like how she leaves her Mercedes key hanging out of her pocket. Look at me, I have a Mercedes. Yes, I am jealous. No CHILD should be driving a car that is nice then mine! No CHILD should be showing off that fact too! I'd grudge fuck her then knock her out of bed onto the floor when I was done!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 5:17pm
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I wonder if she is on her period?

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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WTF? Why in the world would you wonder THAT? What is wrong with you! Sicko!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 6:22pm
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Why is that sick? It's totally natural...

It's like playing bingo... i mean if her period lasts 3 days, then I have a 1/10 chance of guessing right. Damn... why are you so sensitive. It's just blood! We all have it.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 6:34pm
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whats up with the mercedes key hanging out?

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 7:37pm
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She's so young looking. 18 or not, anyone banging her must either feel incredibly guilty or sickly satisfied.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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Why does everyone assume that anyone wanting to have sex with a young-looking girl is somehow sick? You know that the "legal adult" age is just an arbitrary number, right? There's no magical biological change the day they turn 18 that makes them more adult than they were the day before.
It's human nature to want to mate with the youngest, most healthy members of the species.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 9:25pm
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I'm not talking about young healthy members of the species.
I'm talking about girls who look like they are 7 years old, like this one.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 9:41pm
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the keys are hanging out because the fob on those cars is huge and when you are wearing tight ass hugging jeans... the kind i wear daily, it's like having a rock in your pants. everyone knows she can probably afford 10 mercedes... hell, she probably has a sister named mercedes. anyways, she's real cute. A lot cuter than her SpyKids co-star.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 12:30am
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Butterface.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 12:35am
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But-Her-Face??? Are you kidding me??? i would love to see that face.... ummmm, i would love to see that O-O-OOO face.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 9:55am
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Sorry, Moose. Even though my post came right after yours, I wasn't specifically talking about you. I could see that your post was more lighthearted than the stuff some people post...

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 10:03pm
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Ah, no hard feelings.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 10:25pm
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Uh... I'm gonna assume you guys are kidding because this chick is not cute at all. At all. I find it comical that anyone would say she is cute. I know, "to each his own" and all that, so please don't leave a nasty message about people having their own opinions because I know that, I just don't understand how someone could be of the opinion that this girl is attractive cuz she's not (to me). Sarah hit the nail on the head with butterface.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 11:13pm
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she was objectified right. if shes 18 then she'd be nailed on site. its those 18 year olds thats been fucking for years. don't look at me wrong...an 18 year old girl showed me everything

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 5:57am
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Butterface, I agree

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 8:06am
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"A guy who say's "I wouldn't touch that girl with a ten foot pole!" in most cases would be quite pleased to touch her with a six inch dick"

Ripped from an old Playboy Magazine.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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I'd like to slide my mercedes key into her ignition

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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I second that.. I'd hit it too and I can get away with it..

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 12:50pm
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alexa is cute.what I find interesting is the chicks who comment on how ' SHE IS NOT CUTE" and 'oh,I know to each is own"...what the fuck then?...,why bother even commenting? because your fuckin jealous thats why cos no one is commenting on your picture and your a fuckin loser.and thats why your picture is not on there cos you are nobodys! I would love to be around that sweetie alexa..shes cute and shes hot. alexa baby you a a dream!! tons of guys and ladies love ya..

Saturday, July 29th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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Alexa is so beautiful.

Vicky

Saturday, January 6th, 2007 @ 3:42am
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i like alexa vega.she is so cute and she reminds me off my self when i was 12.but i wonder in wich year did she have her period?does somebody know?

Friday, August 31st, 2007 @ 4:55am
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lol potty..... Im a bad, BAD man for the things that i would do to her.... and im only a few years older than her... damn........ FUCK

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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So you're saying that you just walk down the street and look at chicks and think to yourself; "hmmm, one in three of these chicks is riding the crimson wave". Why would you care? The only time I care is if I'm not going to be able to fuck my old lady that week. I don't just sit and think about it with random chicks, especially those that look like they are 12. It's just wrong!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 @ 6:43pm
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