Is Hayden Panettiere an Oompa Loompa?

Picture number 3 - is she talking about her BFF Paris Hilton?
Also, why is she wearing pajamas to an event?

I love the rhymes. Makes me wanna get stoned and eat chocolate. Or maybe I feel that way because it's 1:30 ...

her shoes are too big....
who cares if they're designer if they don't even fit.

That makes a very lovely negligee, but a simply idiotic dress.

is she the annoying bitch on those ads "clear skin, clear skin AND clear skin!"

Is she wearing her moms shoes or what? They are too big for her. My girlfriend just pointed out to me that she is in desperate need of an eyebrow waxing as well.

Her head is just bulbous - it looks like it's about ready to pop. She was so cute when she was little, what the fuck happened? Oh, and I must agree that her dress does looks like something that is supposed to be slept in, her eyebrows are majorly thick and weirdly shaped and her shoes *are* way too big. Also, something about her nose disturbs me, I think it's the fact that the tip is all fat but the bridge is so skinny. This poor girl is just looking an all around mess.

Her body is so strangely proportioned. I can't figure out if it's the camera angle, but her entire torso looks masculine, with the tiny addition of some barely-there boobs.

She has a fivehead.

Moose,
I have to agree. I don't think it's her shortness that makes her look like an Oompa Loompa, so much as it's her wide, masculine upper portion, nearly flat boobies, huge, bulbous head and short neck #coupled with# her shortness that give her that Oompa Loompa effect. You would have never guessed that she'd turn out this way when she was young.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/wa...

who is she, anyway?

Her eyebrows are funkay.

Sasha,
You completely nailed it.
It's almost as if she took steroids.

when i first read the title about being an oompa loompa, i thought it was because she was so orange from tan in a can.

ya ... seriously though ... who fuck is she?

Hayden is really only 5'1". She is even shorter than 5'3" tall jodie foster for crying out loud.
IMDB isn't always accurate - they have kristin kruek at 5'4" when she is really only 5'1".

I'd do her.....I wanna pee in her butt.

I know I think her eyebrows are so funkay: she has redneck brows.

gosh she has really oilly skin

I like her teeth - perfect for punching!

That oily skin on her face would leave skidmarks on the pillow as I grudge fuck her from behind into the headboard....

Yes she is one of those many clear skin commercial girls. To answer a few other questions I saw..... 1) She's approx 5' 3" short 2) She looks like an Oompa Loompa in this photo because of the camera angle 3) She's a movie actress ... some of her newer movies are "Racing Stripes" and "Ice Princess"

LOL! Must be the camera angle. Love the song lyrics!

I don't get what is so wrong about her, she is beatiful in my oppinion and that will not change. By the way the rhymes are kinda neat heh.

that pic makes her look 3"2 inches while wearing her mommys lingerie!

Oh my god. You guys are so funny. Now I gotta admitt she isnt my favorate celeb but I mean come on, you guys are pathetic. "She is short", who cares. "She has funky eyebrows", dude we got it the first time you posted it. Wow some people are just plain losers.

Every one of you critiquing have no sense of beauty! She is absolutely the best looking woman in Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her imdb profile says her nicklname is mushroom (understandable) but it has her height as 5'4.25". Yeah, right. There's no she's taller than Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore and less than 4" shorter than Paris Hilton.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/09/28/hayden-panettiere-goes-to-...
No way...