It's Official: Ivy League = Ugliest Chicks
Monday, January 9th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
The Bastardly Community has spoken and the numbers don't lie. 52% of you agreed that the Ivy League is full of uglies!!!
So if you're going to make your college decision based on how many fine pieces of ass you'll find, do not go to the following schools: Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Pennsylvania, Princeton, and Yale; you'll be utterly disappointed.
If you consider yourself a fine piece of ass from the Ivy League and disagree with The Bastardly Community, please feel free to send us pics at moejackson.com@gmail.com so that we can let the people be the judge.
I expect to get hate mail from Ivy League chicks that'll probably include formulas, algorithms, and hypotheses attempting to strategically prove that I am wrong.
Aw screw the Ivy League whiners (with bag taped in place only)! As a Big Ten (or Large Eleven if you want to get technical) alum, I am proud to be one of the many and good-lookin' -- if somewhat poorer...
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The results do not lie. I recently went on a voyage to the colder of the two American coastlines and affirmed my suspicions that east coast chicks (and therefore Ivy League-ers) have righteously pissed off the Ugly Gods and have been the recipients of their wrath.
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