Jack Osbourne Dating Hollywood Whore, Kimberly Stewart!!
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The interlocked fingers = doggie style, blow job, & a hug after sex. Godspeed, Jack.
If Jack Osbourne ever had a career (hah), he can now kiss it goodbye. He really bit the ugly fish this time around. Jack, with all the slutty, hot bitches you could land in Santa Barbara , why settle for Hollywood's verison of the Career Poison Pill? I'm going to assume heavy use of coke and/or meth impaired his sexual decision making skills.
Why is Kimberly Stewhore on a whoring-spree w/ C-, D-Listers?! Is this a horrible attempt to mimic Paris or what?! We're not scared of who she's sleeping with, we're just scared of the fact that she's sleeping around in heavy frequency. The frequency of her spreading her legs is directly proportional to the possibility of a (God forbid) sex video being leaked on the Internet.
You just have to assume that one of these bastards will get her fucked up & manage to shoot some kind of kinky video staring a (God forbit) naked Kimberly Stewart! Ok, I think I need to take a yackatori break.
Yackatori break... LMAO! Very clever. Good one Moe.
Poor Jack Osbourne. I really REALLY hope this story is not true.
Kimberly is a DASTARDLY & BASTARDLY disgusting bitch!
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Wonder what Talen is thinking? I bet it's along the lines of,....."What crazy ass brand of crack was I smoking to have got with this nasty whore?" " Must have been some potent shit!"
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Wasn't this chick just engaged two weeks ago? Talk about unstable lol
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Lili post # 2, you really should consider having your eyes examined dear. Kim Stewart's face is fugly, there really is no explaining it. She just IS, kind of like God. You can't really "explain" it, but you just know somehow that it is. I guess it has something to do with this little thing called DNA.
Anyone else care to try and take a shot at Lili's question? (I tried.)
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Kimberley is beautiful...so so beautiful. If I was a man I'd marry her...it's a pity she doesn't know I exist...okay I need to stop...this is too much for me.
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You ask why she is on a whoring spree with C and D listers? Probably it's because she's one too and can't do much better.
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I think Kimberley Stewart is ugly because she is too skinny (and tall, which makes her look gangly), she has NO curves, her hair is stringy, her eyes are small, her nose is long, and she's a little bucktoothed. She dresses like an idiot, and she seems arrogant, which doesn't help her "beauty" image. There, is that a good reason to think she is ugly? :)
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sex tape..sure i'll watch. but i'll watch any celeb sex tape thing.always..
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I don't know, I don't think she's fugly either. She's certainly a complete slut with no real purpose other than constantly proving that to the public, and most likely extremely arrogant and has a hideous personality, but I don't think she's ugly. She's just a regular lookin girl, flaws and all. I mean, I've seen way uglier but I've also seen way prettier.
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They've been 'friends' quite a while. I read that when she had her implants removed, she gave them to Jack because he'd loved them so much. Jack had them framed & put them in the bathroom.
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I thought she was getting married to that guy Talan from Laguna Beach....? I am out of the celeb loop, I guess.
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old news. she's engaged to talan from laguna beach now.. good job though
and jack's pretty hot now. but kim's just a fugly ass slut.
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A "Kimberly" is what happens when two pretty people breed.
Positive + Positive = Negative
Rod + Alana = Running Out of a Room Shrieking, Stop-a-Clock Fugly
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Not engaged. Talan set the land speed record for getting unengaged. Maybe the good blow ran out.
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Another ugly pointless wannabe Paris...Nicole...etc...
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A pox on both of these nimrods. Worthless children of has-been singers. One of the main reasons I hated growing up in L.A. This city is filthy with them. Pure bug beauty.
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please tell me what makes her an 'ugly transvestite', because I don't find her face ugly and don't understand why everyone here thinks she is so unattractive... she seems to have a nice smile.. sure she is not even close as pretty as for example Eva Longoria, I'd say Kim is rather average looking - but ugly? no no... tell me why you think she's hideous..
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i think they are just friends & goofing around for the sake of the papparazi. i am sure they are both attention whores.
didnt she give him her removed breast implants at his request?? he has them framed or something.
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Loves Zepplin post # 4, you're probably right about my eyes, I need to have them examined - I'm always looking very critically at everyone (including myself unfortunately) and here comes Kimberly and it seems I'm the only one to think she's not that bad...
still, the only answer to my question is that KS is ugly because she's ugly.........
are there any other possibilites??? anyone???????
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we all know she wants to be famous-we all know shes trying to become the
next paris hilton, paris even tried to have kim replace nicole on that stupid show
of theirs
kim is also REALLY stupid, 1st she insults jennifer aniston right round the time
she divoring brad pitt (isnt she suposed to be "america's sweetheart"-whatever)
then the DUMBEST move was when she insulted Paul McCartney & his wife,
going after a BEATLE & A HANDYCAPPED WOMAN- stupid
shes a stupid ugly crackwhore
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