Jackie Guerrido, The Lucky Cross & Gossip Whore Links!!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Yes, that cross gets more action than me. How sad is that?
Anyway, watch this video---I don't know what she's sayin' but she looks damn good saying it.
Enjoy the linkies from the Bastardly favorites!
* Someone one tell me why Reese Witherspoon is the highest woman in Hollywoood. First Mohammed cartoons & now this. What the fuck.
* Slutty whorebag, Janice Dickinson, is scaring people.
* It's official: Paris Hilton smokes crack.
* First we had Mariah Carey abs & now we have J.Lo nipples.
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"When Vince Vaughn finally dumps her, Jennifer Aniston will spend her remaining days cruising Hollywood looking for street kids who look like Brad Pitt..." Like poetry, I tell you!
Why's she keep pointing at the U.S.? Shouldn't she be pointed at Mexico or Central America? The U.S. speaks English.
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What the fuck? Are you fucking me? Paris said WHAT? "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts."
Vying being the operative word there! Like anyone is going to seriously consider her for a role that Charlize is trying out for! That is fucking hilarious!!! At least Charlize can read her parts all by herself! AND... Charlize is 5 million times hotter then that whore! God, that is going to keep me chuckling all day long!! Thanks for that laugh guys!
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you're a fucking moron JCRogers.
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I only speak the truth.
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No, JCRogers that isnt what you said. From your first comment:
"Why’s she keep pointing at the U.S.?
Shouldn’t she be pointed at Mexico or Central America?
The U.S. speaks English. "
And the correct answers are:
1. Because she is hot and wants the US to look at her.
2. No, not unless she is pointing her ample breasts at some bajo or alto (low/high pressure) weather system over Mexico or Central America.
3. Yes, English is one of the languages spoken in the U.S. but not the only one...
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is Brazil in central america? no.
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Which part of my comment was moronic?
Was she pointing at the US? Yes.
Does the US speak English? Yes.
Does Mexico and Central America (except Brazil) speak Spanish? Yes.
Was she speaking Spanish? Yes.
Point out to me which part I am wrong on?
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