Jackie Guerrido vs. Lara Lewington - Bastardly Weatherbabe Matchup
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Okay, so the last time we had Jackie Guerrido in a Bastardly Matchup it was just an unfair competition because the Weather Channel was completely outmatched by Jackie Guerrido's pure hotness. Well, so here's Lara Lewington...she does weather in the UK and she looks good so maybe this might be a fairer Bastardly Matchup...though I assume the results will be the same as the last.
Look at jackie's thighs!!
WAAAABAAAM!
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Jackie is so much hotter. The whole blonde thing on the other chick is old its a turnoff
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yikes look at Lara's teeth in #8....
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I dont know who is who, but the brunette has a great rack....
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Jackie's thighs are really getting to the point of unattractive...I bet you could start a fire with the rubbing those things must do when she walks. Yes, Lara has some very large teeth, but she's British...I actually find her pretty cute for some reason. I have to vote for Lara anyway since I'm a Lara too.
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No contest. I only clicked on the odd number pages.
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Jackie looks very good in pic 15!!!
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AAAHH! The Thighs! The Thighs!
I'd love to have them squeeze the juice outta my lemon...
The blonde is average.
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I'm going w/ Jackie as well. Hey what ever happened to the Bastardly Poll for last month, what were the results for the Most hated person on the Bastardly!! Results, results, we want to see them!!!
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I'd eat Jackie out, any DAY!!!!! Those juicy thighs woah!
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Jackie looks greasy. That being said...I would do her. In some of the pics her face turned me off. But by the time I scrolled down to her bod it was like, fuck it...that's what eye lids are for (or brown bags, your choice).
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JACKIE by far. Lara is to thin and plain.
I love her chubby ass and thighs, what about her tits
I watch her 2 times a day
she is hot, but she is no BARBARA BERMUDO
SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACH $BUSH BIN LADIN$
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lol me too tragic hero
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definetly not the blonde...blondes like that are dirty.
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this isn't even a contest. This is a joke. Jackie, BY FAR. Jackie's got the nicer ass, the bigger and better rack, the cuter face, the better body (easily.) and the sexier legs. Good lord! Those legs can crush you like a twig. Farmgirl, what do you mean her toenails? They look great! They match with her fingernails, duh! ;)
..and guess what, folks? I prefer blondes! Jackie's THAT hot. Ay mami. Te quiero comer!
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Man this women is incredible...pix 15 is my favorite. Personally I think it would be smack down for anyone up against her
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Eww! Both are ugly.
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jackie's thighs are HUGE. the blonde is better.
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Jackie is beutifull, she got great hips and great bubs and by the way she is Divorce, 2 years ago.
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No one is ever going to beat Jackie Guerrido. Im just hoping a calendar will come out cause gringos like me will buy it like crazy.
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I live in miami. There are tons of women just as good or better looking than both. That being said Jackie!!! SCHWING!!!!
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Lara wins it by a country mile, I watch her most days here in the UK and she is an absolute delight, funny, sexy and with a great personality. And she has a knockout figure. I have absolutely no idea who the brunette is but she looks like a bit of a minger to be honest with you. Yup, Lara wins it easily.
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i enjoy watchin her in the moorning im a fan too i gotta tell the truth she is the secondmost inspiring, and interesting hotee ive seen in a while and as my money increases and wealth i enjoy things such as yatching and balooning i would love to dance the salsa w/ her that sexy bodequa princess i'd soo like to bang her if i get the chance i'd bring her to my beach home and cha cha to the bedroom after a candlelight dinner and talking to her.
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i wake up to jackie everyday. mmmm what u wearing today jackie? ggrrroowwwll mami
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Lara wins by miles , she's beautiful and has a great personality one of the UK's finest unlike that weird hispanic fat arse chick whatever her name was ( ugly feet , fat thighs)
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this is a no-brainer...a 1st round, or better still, a 1st page knockout for my jackie...that british chick would have to be doing some seriously hot masturbating while doing at least a chick much hotter than her at the same time to even rate with a fully-clothed jackie
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No question, Jackie is top notch. The perfect woman. THose thick thighs, huge breasts and perfect hour glass figure. Then, to top it off, her face is beautiful and she is very well spoken. Highly educated. Thats wifey right there.
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Meh, nothing special in either of them.
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Jackie is so insanely hot, it's not even funny. I'd give up my first born anyday to be with a woman like that. Oh God...all I can imagine is going down on that juicy goodness with those thick thighs wrapped aorund my head. I'd better stop now before I get a cardiac infarct.
The blonde is doable, but average...as are most plain blondes. Jackie, hands down, no contest.
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gigity gigity
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Haggis "...Lara wins it by a country mile, I watch her most days here in the UK and she is an absolute delight, funny, sexy and with a great personality."
Lolz, yep, I'm sure she's a wonderful person . . . . and we all know what that looks like.
JACKIE no contest whatsoever, not ever fair to pitch whatsername against her, almost feel sorry for her. . . .
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JACKIE WINS! there is no contest! that blonde chick is UGLY! yeah whatever i may be a blonde! but my dad is spanish..soooo i still speak spanish..that doesn't matter though but that blonde chick is UGLY! and jackie is very prettyful
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you guys must be joking this is a total blow out,this lad doesn't even come close to my girl jackie.jackie is so hot even hell itself couldn't scorch her.if i don't watch jackie before i go to work in the morning my day just isn't the same.jackie and jessica fox on tu desayuno alegre,i beleive are to finest woman on the whole univision network.TWO FINE ASS PEURTO RICANS,MMM,MMM,MMM.I have whole galler of pics of jackie, i have to get a pic of that sinsational rump,ROUND and JUICY like i like them.
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How about a picture of jessica fox of her spanish music program to be given to lord lucan international celebrity feet that's really a diamond in her shoes.
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THEY ARE NOT BOTH PRETTY UGLY.
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jackie is super mega hot!! @39 r u gay or what ehh?? what the fuck with you man?
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OH HELL YEAH!!! Now that's a neck snapper!!
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Jack-ayyyyy. yuum-yuum!!
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Jackie is killin the big tooth chick in every catagory. Not a good match up. DAMN THOSE ARE SOME BIG FUCKIN TEETH(pic 12)!!! Broad looks like the Nestly Quick rabbit.
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Jackie also looks pretty greasy in some of these pics...and what is with her LONG toenails in the last pic?? The person who did that pedi and didn't trim those claws back should be fired.
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they are both pretty ugly
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id drink jackies bathwater
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