Jessica Alba: Definitely Hot & Definitely On Ego Crack

What is she digging for. Here, maybe i can help find whatever shes looking for?? Jus bend over a lil more baby....mmmmm yeaaa jus like that,...

Worlds greatest ass! She's looking for Cash Warren cause come on...you know he has to be waaaaayyyy up her ass.

I dunno maybe its just me but that grosses me out...nothing ruins a sexy pic more then diggin' for ass gold. Your not supposed to have dingleberries as an adult...yuck.

Just because Jess'lba aspires to more than she currently is, doesn't mean she's got an ego. Obviously, her sexiness currently outpaces her acting ability. I'm sure she knows this, she knows exactly why she gets the roles she does. And I think she wants to try and avoid the dead-end of getting by on looks alone. 'Cause everybody knows, looks don't last.

Unrelated, I would ride that ass like it was the Kentucky Derby!!! Damn!

I think her next photo shoot with be similar to the ones of JLH laying on the curb! Her carreer is over! Even if they do put her in a "serious" not sexy roll nobody is going to take her seriously. I mean...I admire Charlize Theron like crazy! She is a fantastic and sexy actress. Did anyone see monster? Not that was serious unsexy roll played to perfection. Do you honestly think the movie would have faired as well if J. Alba had played that roll? She needs to get off her high horse and take what she can get or she is going to go bye bye quicker then she thinks!

god bless you for finaly seeing the light
this bitch is in her own little world where she is fucking meryl streep trapped inside marilyn monroe's body

alba in her whiny little voice
"i don't want to be seen as just a sex symbol"

well then do us a favor and take a belt sander to your face, go live in a cave and eat herseys bars and big macs all day.
god i hate her

I understand where Jessica is coming from. I too used to be considered just a sex symbol. I could never get the serious gigs playing jazz in the run down parts of town. No!!! I would get the "Glamour" jobs playing in front of 4000 hot ass college aged women. Getting hit on because of the way I look, but never for my mind or the killer licks I could play on my axe. Getting paid more than the fat dude on the drums...life just isn't FAIR!!.

Jessica should SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! But she is still fine...

LOL lawrence.

Yeah, like boinkin' ol' Larry.

I think Joel is right.

First, you give her crap because her roles have relied on her looks and say she should do more serious stuff and stop doing the roles that rely on her looks.Then when she tries, you give her crap about it and say she should stay with just the sexy roles.MAKE UP YOU MIND! I give her props for trying to be more than just a nice ass.I think she is beautiful, natually beautiful and NOT all plastic and full of botox. She is not stupid and knows that the sexy roles alone will not make a lasting career.She is trying to capitalize on her status of being better known and turn that into more serious and better roles.Is that not what acting is all about?

that bikini bottom is all bunched up lol

With an ass like that, why isn't she wearing a thong? She is one of the few people on the planet that is endowed properly for it.

She is trying to do better roles. The problem is she can't,. She struggles with the easy ones imagine what will happen if she takes a serious role...she'll suck so bad, her career will end even faster. She's simply not a good actress and SHOULD be seen as nothing but a piece of hot ass just because...well...that's all she really is. And I don't think she's intelligent...I mean she poses in revealing photoshoots, which are only done too boost her sexy image, and then turns around and says she doesn't want to be seen as a sex symbol?? I think her agent told her that this way she'll be taken more seriously, but it's just not working.

She's hot, that's the only reason she's where she is, she knows it so she should shut up already and be thankful and embrace her looks while she can, cause she'd be scrubbing dishes if it wasn't for them.

fuck stupid jessica alba

that bitch is stupid, cant act, and does have an ego problem
yeah she used to be hot but she played out

wtf is this that she doesnt want to be portrayed as a sex symbol , WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU A DANCER IN SIN CITY?
shes so full of herself .

you people have your opinions ,whatever .

Nice manners! there are more dignified ways of adjusting your bikini bottoms in public without actually sticking your entire arm down into your ass. Charming!

what makes her ass so great? (i really dont know)

She could be picking her nose and she would still be one of the finest & sexiest women EVER!

Wow Sin City 2, can't wait to see that one. Who cares about Alba, shes just another piece of Hollywood eye-candy. She will never have a serious carrear. Anyone who has seen the pathetic remake of "The Deep" that she did "Into the Blue" with Paul Walker knows what im talking about.

I'm a little scared that she is going to be in sin city 2
the reason the first one was so good it that it was true to the orginal stories
her character isn't really in any of the stories they haven't already done
i mean she is in the background dancing at the bar, but i can just see her demanding an expanded role in the sequel even though that character isn't in any of the other stories

Well John,
I you read about Sin City 2, you would know that Frank Miller specially wrote a new story about Nancy.And no, she did not demand it.It was Frank's idea. It is about her revenge for what happened to Hartigan.

I still love Jessica and I think her new movie, Awake, will be good.

even worse malvakian
i have been a fan of frank miller and his work for a long time and nancy IS a stripper
she is naked in pretty much half of the panels she is in, as are most of the female characters in the books
The fact that they wrote something new just so alba could be in the sequel is even worse
there is plenty of material in those books for a new movie without making it some vehicle for her bad acting. The first movie was strong despite her presence and if she has to carry any of the sequel it will not be as good.

POTTYMOUTH---- right ON!!!!

Like her or not, she's still attractive enough that she'll be around for a while yet. If she's smart, she'll make all the money she can now and invest it wisely so she can move to France or Hawaii and live the standard life of a reclusive, press-shy former sex kitten.

EW UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY WHAT EARTH IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE SHE WERID UGLY AND DONT SEE FUKEN ASS CRACK SHE SCARTCHING HER ASS HOT NOT THATS GROSS O.O

john, pottymouth pirate and steve, THANK YOU!!! sorry, no ones hatin here, i KNOW im sexy because i workout 3 and 1/2 to 4 hours a day, 6 days a week and sorry, but she looks FAT in those pics, and even tho you can see her stinky butt, she STILL sues playboy??!!
rrriiiighhhht.......overrated, annoying little bird faced troll. oh yeah, sorry did i mention CHUNKY as well??? sorry i used to think she had an alright bod, but NOT anymore!!!
sorry, carmen electra is still #1 hottie!!!!! ew, i hope if she really is "retiring from hollywood" shell sign a big docier that says "i promise i will NEVER return". ok done :)
MCCRACKEN I LOVE YOU!!! ONCE AGAIN, YOU SAID IT ALL :)

Thank you Moelicious, I agree with your comments above, i cant stand the ugly fat girl,her little girl bird face is disgusting, and yo i aint no KIDDIE LOVER!!! make up your mind bitch!!!! the cunt digS for dingleberries, AND SHOW YOUR ASS COMPLETELY while you pose nude or in a diaper and then tell everyone, "IM retiring from hollowood because i think slutty roles are for the younger set" riiighht. FINALLY!!!! her ass is NOTHING SPECIAL get over her already!!!! i think shes just pissed off she didnt get number 1.... well that old trashbag wouldnt even be my number ANYTHING!!!!
hey, YourJustJEALOUS, you little cutie!!! i would like to see YOUR ass, baby!!!!
workin out that much ahhhh? you must have a bangin body!

um, thanks but NO
MCCRACKEN can tho!! ;)

DOES HAVE A TATTOO ON HER BACK?

no ashley, thats a fucking sign above her crack shes diggin in that says "QUITE orignial, jessie, SOOOOOO different from ALL THE OTHER CHICKS THAT HAVE THAT SAME EXACT BUTTERFLY ON THEIR ASS, THE TARGET, OR THE HIP". oh, shes just SOOOO cool and sooooo original.....( voice DRIPPING with sarcasm)
oh yes, another thing: REAL classy, jess, sticking your hand in your ass KNOWING all the while the paparazzi are RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! and this is comming from a girl who said "im mad that hef put my pic on his cover! wwwaahhhhhh!! cash?? wwwaahhh what should i do??" eh, (shrug ) well, you know there not really there for shots of your FACE.
ok im done with my rant. but woman, make up your fucking MIND already!!!! are you or are you NOT a priss?...no answer......
not surprised at all. LEARN SOME MANNERS YOUR SOOO GAUCHE!!!! heehee, no hatin, i just cant stand butterfly tats on a chick who thinks shes the next Meryl Streep.
;)
LOVE YOU MOELICIOUS and MCCRACKEN!!!!
PS when / wear a thong, its ONLY IN ST BARTHS OR ST TPOPEZ OR NIKKI BEACH!!!!!!
where its common, and topless is allowed too, but no toplessness for moi, my ta tas are not big (giggles) well, actually there about the same size as hers......;) but i do like my ass much better ;)
XO

YYJ, will you be my girlfriend?????!!!!!!! next list im posting YOU as sexiest!!!! baby! post a pic of yrself so we can all see how hot you are!!!!
OH ONE MORE THING-- SLOBBA'S ASS IS FAT AND FLABBY AND SHES PROVEN ONCE AGAIN HOW CLASSY AND WHAT WONDERFUL MANNERS SHE HAS BY DIGGING FOR SHIT IN THAT UGLY BIKINI
YYJ, CAN I HAVE YOU EMAIL ADDRESS?

PS--- #21 John: angleina jolie is supposed to be the one the film focuses on, thank GOD! i wasnt going to see it, or even rip it from the net, but now that i know THIS:

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_212...
check it out, jolie plays "A Dame to kill for" --which focuses all on her!!! finally rodrigiuz saw the MOFO LIGHT!!!!!!
;)
you know you love me

a dame to kill for is an awsome story
it has the clive owen character dwight in it
if you like the movie you should check out the graphic novels

CLIVE OWEN???!!!!! are you serious???? ok now im really psyched!!!!
did you check the link, babes?
LOVE YOU ALL!!

JOLIE IS IN THE NEXT SC???? AND HERE I WAS GONNA BOYCOTT IT CUZ OF THE NANCY BULLSHIT. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT LITTLE MOLESTED BRAT WHO GREW UP TO BE A STRIPPER WHO WONT TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES!! AND HOW EXACTLY WAS SHE ANYTHING IMPORTANT IN THE FUCKIN FIRST ONE? GOLDIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FOCUSED ON AS WELL AS BRITANY MURPHY AND ROSARIO DAWSON!!!
I LOOKED AT THE LINK AND THANKS YJJ!, BUT CAN I HAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS? ID LOVE TO GET WITH YOU!
END OF SLOBBA!!!! NO MORE SLOBBA IN CHAPS!! NO MORE SLOBBA IN ANYTHING BUT A FUCKING COFFIN!!!!!

Malkavian

"Well John,
I you read about Sin City 2, you would know that Frank Miller specially wrote a new story about Nancy.And no, she did not demand it.It was Frank’s idea. It is about her revenge for what happened to Hartigan."

um yeah, if you read the link, JOLIE will be the one focused on. And YES, alba DEMANDED she be the giant focus ( just like she DEMANDED MTV give HER the award for sexiest performance ( yyyeeettch-- i like beyonce and that beauty from "memoirs of a geisha" ), and about her "love" for the dude who saved her. but hey, read the link.....the director actually realized that alba is NOT talented, never WILL be and come on, LOOK at jolie! shes so beautiful i think the screen may catch fire!
jessie, sorry, i know it might be loney up there on your "im better than anyone else" pedasil, but Jolie takes the cake, sweetie!

I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL IF SOMEONE SHOT HER IN HER ASS WITH A MAC 10. THEN I WOULD BE HAPPY. UGLY PIGEON TOED CUNT! SHE CANT TALK, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH MAKES PARIS HILTON LOOK LIKE A FUCKING YALE PROFESSOR

heehee vito i agree!!!! she really IS pigeon toed!!
i wonder if her mom smoked while she was preggo with her....

Fat jessica is definately overated the picture is actually a little blurred i think their trying to blur out her cullulite. and her eye color is too dark she looks like she has 2 little turd balls for eyes.

2 LITTLE TURD BALLS!!!!! LOL!!!!!! IT CANT GET FUNNIER THAN THAT SHIT!!!!!! LOL!!!!

heehee turd balls! thats a new one! clara you rock :)

SEEING HER MAKES THE BILE RISE IN MY FUCKIN THROAT. UGLY, PIGEON TOED, I MEAN LOOK AT HER IN THE PICS, HER (FOUL, GARGANTUAN CALLOUSED GRITTY CRUSTY OLD )FEET AND LEGS POINTING INWARDS, EVEN IN THE RITE-AID PICS TOO!
HOW COME PPLS THINK A CELLULITE RIDDEN, PEAR SHAPED CUNT WITH NO TALENT, LOOKS OR PERSONALITY (EXCEPT FOR BEING A BORING STUPID SKEEZY WHORE ) IS ATTRACTIVE? SHE LOOKS LIKE ROADKILL WITH MAKEUP AND DIAMONDS AND SILLY DRESSES, AND YOU KNOW SHE SMELLS LIKE A BURNT PRE-SCHOOL. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT HAGGARD OLD BITCH WITH MY WORST ENEMYS PRICK!!!!! I FEEL BAD FOR CASH WARREN, HE MUST EITHER BE BLIND, CUZ IF HE AINT, MY GUESS IS THAT HE USES A BLINDFOLD AND NOSE PLUGS WHEN SHES NEAR.
JEALOUS, SEND A PIC TO THE BASTARDLY!!!!!

lol vito!!!!!!!!! i wouldnt touch her either, cellulite is fucking nasty as fuck! i still cant believe that ugly old thing sued playboy and then shows her entire dimply fat butt fot the world to see. gross! keep the comments commin vito, your so right on the nail!!!!

GOOD BECAUSE CHECK THIS LINK, PPLE!!!
HER UGLY FAT CELLULITE RIDDEN ASS IS IN FULL VIEW IN THOSE UGLY TIGHT PANTS.... DONT BELIEVE ME? CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK, WHATEVER WORKS, BITCHES.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures

LOLOLOLOL!!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!!! LOLOLOL!!!
SUCK IT ALBATROSS WORSHIPPING LOOSERS!!!!!

god bless you for finaly seeing the light
this bitch is in her own little world where she is fucking meryl streep trapped inside marilyn monroe’s body

alba in her whiny little voice
“i don’t want to be seen as just a sex symbol”

well then do us a favor and take a belt sander to your face, go live in a cave and eat herseys bars and big macs all day.
god i hate her

JOHN, SO DO FUCKIN I!!!!!! A BELT SANDER IS A NEW ONE, I HAVENT THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE, THAT WAS A GOOD SUGGESTION LOL!!!!! AND LOOK AT THE LINK I POSTED, ITS ALL THERE, AND FUCK THAT EVEN IN THESE HORRENDOUS PICS SHE DIMPLY ASS AND SAUSAGE THIGHS WHICH ARE SO VILE BECAUSE THEY GO INWARDLY CUZ SHE BE PIGEON TOED!!! ALONG WITH NASTY FEET SHE STANDS LIKE A FUCKIN RETARD WITH THOSE THUNDER THIGHS. GIGGETTY GIGGETTY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA I FUCKING HATE YOU.

lol vito!!!!! ew she has so much celulite i bet cash eats sushi out of the dimples. and out of her flabby belly. lol vito you are so fucking hilarious!!!!!

Again, if I happen to own a famous, well-respected adult magazine, I would also think of putting someone on the cover as a compliment.

Besides, Jessica Alba can never do serious movies because she is boring when fully clothed.

props to vito, this way over rated bitch is THE definition of "BEFORE" shots in cellulite ads

Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.
Green

She's thinking with her ass when she should be using it for better things...

uknow whats funny....

"i dont want to be a sex symbol"
"I want to do serious roles"

hm, thats funny, she seems to be signed to repraise her role as a Skantily clad, and not naked stripper for Sin City 2.

didnt realize that the sequal was gonna be a romantic comedy where Jessica gets to play a serious role, and shows no skin.

i meant, NO, you cant see it, but YES my bod is smokin!!!!!!
XO to MOELICIOUS AND MCCRACKEN!!!!

PS DAVE JOHNSON, I AGREE