Jessica Alba lookin too skinny at Oscar Pre-Party?
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

There were a bunch of comments that said she was looking too skinny at the Academy Awards. Well, here are pictures from a pre-party...you be the judge. You know it don't matter to me since I think she's hot anytime all the time...























not that skinny...
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she's just a common chick i don't understand why everyone loves her!
i wonder the same thing for j.lo
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The second I saw her on the red carpet the first thing I thought was ... eek a bit skinny. If you look at her in her oscar dress in the other post of her.. The one of her waving... and the close up of her face... its a tad alarming. She's been the perfect weight for a while I really hope she didn't feel the need to loose more weight. In these pictures, its harder to tell... but in the red carpet dress... I thought it looked as though she had lost some wieght.
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I've been watching Jessica's flicks and pics for a long time (let's just say I've been doing some research, and leave it at that!!!) I would have to say she looks thinner than before, she's closer to what she looked like as a teenager, like in "Never Been Kissed". Of course she's as beautiful as ever, and I think she's smart enough to avoid an eating disorder. I'd just hate to see her follow the sad path of Lindsey Lohan, who starved away her fantastic curves.
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I think she has the hugh head little body thing going on. She's pretty but nothing special.
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I think the cut of the dress just kind of hangs on her so it makes her look skinnier than she is.
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Why are these Hollywood girls doing the whole orange oompah loompah thing? I'm sure her natural skin color is so much prettier. It also makes her look greasy and kind of dirty.
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She does look thin... Oh well, I'd still hit it....lol...
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I am a girl, I think jessica alba is very pretty and always looks good. Sure I feel a little inadequate when she shows up to events looking as good as she does. But to all the girls on here...just shut up already. "shes not that special" wow where have i heard that before!? just on pretty much every single comment section of every blog on her. Yes, she is that special, and NO you are not so stop spending hours comparing yourself to much prettier girls in hopes of boosting your already lacking self esteem. I
am tired of hearing you talk about how shes not pretty on these comment sections. whats the point? make yourself feel better? no one cares about your issues. everyone can see right through you and your facade, and no boys will not think twice after you say "jessica alba isnt anything special.." hmmm well maybe she isnt! i think ill go on liking more average looking girls because jessica alba isnt that special looking. shut up.
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that ugly dress would have looked much better on her if it was actually her size and not hanging like a potato sack
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steff, nobody said she wasn't pretty...i think she IS pretty, very cute and i like her style. i just don't see what all the rave is about because i thought there were prettier people and i guess those people who i think are prettier are who i compare her to(adriana lima,mya,naomi campbell{stop hating haha}...but i guess not sorry for having a difference of opinion. you know what maybe she is gorgeous and i just dont see it(me along with lots of other people including men)...but some people attract me and some people don't.
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She had an eating disorder when she was younger, so hopefully it's not coming back. She's always had curves and now she looks thinner but not too thin.
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I thought she looked thinner, but fantastic. She needed to drop 10. Hopefully she also lost her tremendous saddlebags!
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judithjetson GO ROT U SCUM BAG your the problem u skinny Bi*ch Jessica is Never needed to llose anything asshole
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Bad. Just bad.
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Hey, she dosn't have a huge head! People say I have a huge head and little body. I don't think I have a huge head and my head is bigger then hers. Stop picking on people >Valentine Girl
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Isn't summer vacation coming up, YET? I didn't know you could access The Bastardly from school.
Jessica is okay, but that dress is freakin' awful.
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Jessica has worked really hard to get to where she is. Stop critisizing her and look at how well she carries herself. She is beautiful to many people, and is a perfect weight. Maybe she is just working harder at the gym and just looks fit.
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Dress is still bad.
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JESSICA ALBA IS THE FAT. SHE IS SO FAT AND UGLY AND REALLY BUTT UGLY AND FAT. SHE IS SUCH A LOSER AND A BITCH, SHE CALLS OTHER PEOPLE 'FAT' AND PEOPLES DOGS 'BITCHES'. SHE IS SUCH A COW AND SO BUTT UGLY, SHE IS THE MOST BUTT UGLY PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND BELIEVE ME, I'VE SEEN MANY UGLY ONES. YOU'RE A FK-ED UP LOSER (JUST LIKE JESSICA ALBA) IF YOU LIKE HER, JUST SHOWS HOW SHALLOW AND HAVING BAD TASTE YOU ARE. I'VE HAD ANOREXIA FOR 17+ YEARS, BEAT THAT! JESSICA ALBA WILL NEVER BE AS THIN, RICH OR HOT AS ME! SHE IS SUCH A BUTT UGLY LOSER WITH AN UGLY FACE! she's an idiot too.
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if anything, she has NOT been working out at the gym, because she has lost tone, and is now skinnier and showing more ribs, and less muscle.
she was perfect and hot, and anorexic freaks look pretty disgusting naked. i hope you die and everyone can see your glassy eyes and pasty skin for the selfish person you were. jessica alba was healthy and toned, and now she is on the verge of too skinny. i hope she goes back to the positive amazing role model we loved for so long.
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Listen to all u guys... its u ppl who make her famous. if u hate her or love her, u r contributing to her fame - u make her in demand. shes supposed to be famous cause she acts (or tries to) and doesnt it piss u off that there she is making tons of money off us and she cant even act??? here we are slaving our guts off each day to get by and ppl like her walk in get everything. Just because of US. is she worth being a millionaire as an actress??? 4get about the way she looks, it shouldnt enter the picture being an actor.if we all just stop giving a shit about her on way or another, her popularity would just drop.
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IMO she is now to skinny. Its just because I remember how she looked when she was on Dark Angel which to me was the hottest girl of all time.
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Jenny u rock
i totaly hate this skank
rememba any1 wah she said in da choice awardz
diz msg is for some guy she knew
dat made fun of hur
cuz she was buck toothed n crap
UR STILL FUGLY ALBA
PLZ JUST DIE!
Sophia bush is soo much hotter!
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Jenny
JESSICA ALBA IS THE FAT. SHE IS SO FAT AND UGLY AND REALLY BUTT UGLY AND FAT. SHE IS SUCH A LOSER AND A BITCH, SHE CALLS OTHER PEOPLE ‘FAT’ AND PEOPLES DOGS ‘BITCHES’. SHE IS SUCH A COW AND SO BUTT UGLY, SHE IS THE MOST BUTT UGLY PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND BELIEVE ME, I’VE SEEN MANY UGLY ONES. YOU’RE A FK-ED UP LOSER (JUST LIKE JESSICA ALBA) IF YOU LIKE HER, JUST SHOWS HOW SHALLOW AND HAVING BAD TASTE YOU ARE. I’VE HAD ANOREXIA FOR 17+ YEARS, BEAT THAT! JESSICA ALBA WILL NEVER BE AS THIN, RICH OR HOT AS ME! SHE IS SUCH A BUTT UGLY LOSER WITH AN UGLY FACE! she’s an idiot too.
^ ^ ^ agreed, wholeheartedly, i think shes just starving herself because she wants attention, just like those other skanks, lindsay, nicole, parasite, amy wino, it goes on.
she thinks she shits ice cream and she needs to pull her huge egotistical head OUT of her GIANT ass, i dont care, everyones like, "ooh! she has no ass! shes so skinny!" right...... no, the rest of her is a dimply bean pole, but her ass looks like a badonk-a donk. BAD. a full, nice ass is AWESOME, but hers looks like a horrible genetic mutation.
AB Libby
Bad. Just bad.
^ ^ Libby, you said it. THANK you Libby!!! :)
enough of albatross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Libby, is this the ashley who poses as like, 12 dif people and is racist and a complete liar and has the IQ of a salad bar? lol
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ashley, why dont you put YOUR pic on the bastardly, and show us how stunning you are if you think everyone who dosent agree with you on the celeb shown is ugly and stupid. go ahead, ill wait right here
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23Jill
Jessica has worked really hard to get to where she is. Stop critisizing her and look at how well she carries herself. She is beautiful to many people, and is a perfect weight. Maybe she is just working harder at the gym and just looks fit.
LOL yeah she worked SO hard on her kness and back to get to where she is. an anorexic stank cunt with celulite and an awful dimply ass. i cant wait until she dies of this eating disorder she brought her self on. plus, FUGLY!!!
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She looks normal. She's just changed her style a bit...she's wearing more loose clothes and no push-up bra. But she looks as skinny as before. Again, I like when she wears her hair back because her face shape is pretty. And since she's back to her natural haircolor, she gets even more hotness points. =P
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BTW the dress sucks
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Oh and yes, the blonde thing was a nice diversion, but I'm glad to see her finally return to her brown roots (pun intended).
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That makes me mad =| You probably have a big head that's why you are picking on her and saying she has a big head. I would rather have a big head and a pretty face than a small head and a ugly face. Your head might be small but your ugly. I can grantee your ugly and that's why your picking on her to make your self feel better. Like your really prettier than her. All of ya'll who pick on her and think your prettier than her put your pictures on here and let's compare ya'll to her. I BET YA'LL WONT. UGLY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh shit, one more thing...... has anyone noticed that a few weeks ago EVERY blogger had the "jessica alba got herpes from derek jeter", and THIS site?!
of COURSE they wouldnt put THAT story! lol i bet they think its a roumor, but please. we all know how she gets her roles in flicks. shitty flicks, but she still takes it in any hole.
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Oh, btw, she looks reeaal dark in some pics. Is it a fake tan? Cause she really doesn't need one.
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