Jessica Alba's Sweet Ass From Ass Heaven
Friday, January 27th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
It appears that J. Alba has trapped Cash Warren in between the depths of her sweaty thighs. Ok, time to take a down a glass of ice-cold water...
Ok. W/ that in hand, let's review J. Alba's & C. Warren's daily schedule when Ms. Alba's not busy making one of her blockbuster busts...
1. Wake up late, tired after a long night of sex
2. Lay in bed while Cash plays around w/ Jessica Alba's naked bod
3. Brunch
4. Beach [if it's a secluded beach, have sex)
5. Head back to pad or hotel & have sex until dinner
6. Dinner
7. Long night of crazy sex
8. Sleep late after having sex
Once again, damn you, Cash!!!
I could park my fucking bike in that crack.
If thats not made for anal then what is?
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very moving
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I love j alba so much to the point where i actually felt sorry for her while reading the captions. Come on Moe... a little more respect for the heavenly body!
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He's icky. The whole thang's vomitous.
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yes scrumpy... yes.
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my apologies, man. it was a combination of two factors:
1. Created @ around 1:30AM in the morning
2. And, forced to stare @ her ass for a prolonged period of time...
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lol I know Moe. They weren't that bad.
God i wanna bite it!
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that's probably not even j.a. we can't see her face.
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They are so cute! Very loving.
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this isn't cute or loving, you're missing the point; her ass.
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He is too lucky! But, I am happy for them :)
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Yes it is Jessica Alba. That's obviously her ugly ass boyfriend, unless he's cheating on her. But come on. If you looked like shit and had Jessica Alba as your girlfriend would you seriously cheat on her? Thought so. Very normal looking ass.
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I met this girl in LA and she reminds me of Jessica so much.I mean she dresses like her and looks like her so much its not even funny.I think jessica is very pretty andhas an amazing body but she cannot act!!
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get a life...she is sexy..of course but there are 100 sexy woman in hollywood, how could you be sooo fixated on 1 person and devote time and energy to a website for jessica...you sound like a kid or a kook
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oh man, MOELICIOUS!!!!! please! no more of that ugly thing! no, i dont need glasses, im not gay but shes an overrated talantless skank who as obviously, like j-HO, fucked her way to the...um....well not the top, but she did fuck her way into every film ever made of her FAKE innocent 3-year old face!
THANK YOU HERMANITA!!!!!! AT LEAST A GIRL WITH THE GUTS TO SAY ALBA(TROSS) IS NOT THE HOTTEST THING!!!!! ROZALYN SANCHES, CARMEN ELECTRA, AND ANGELLINA JOLIE!!!! PS-- jolie is playing "the dame" as the sin city sequal, and it will be ALL about HER, and NOT silly, prissy "i didnt scream" and "i will NEVER TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" skank!!!! sorry, im not jumping on the bandwagon that worships at the alter of her HUGE, ugly, callous-tainted, corned out feet that look like they fee like sandpaper! BLEAH! GET OVER HER BRIT SPEARS WAS HOT ONCE TOO!!!!
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GOOD ONE ROBBY!
I AGREE 10000000000% ON EVERY SINGLE LEVEL!!!
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ASS FROM HEAVEN MORE LIKE ASS FROM VD HELL!!! GET A FUCKIN LIFE ALL YOU FUCKIN SLOBBA WORSHIPIN LOOSERS!!! GOD DAMNIT I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY AND JUST STRAP A BUNCH OF C-4 UP HER ASSHOLE AND HER FACE!!! I HATE THAT UGLY FAT CELLULITE-INFESTED CUNT! 'IM JESSICA ALBATROSS! WATCH ME SPREAD MY LEGS AND SEE MY KIDNEYS! HER PUSSY HOLE IS BIG ENUF FOR A FUCKIN 747 TO GET IN THERE
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I think this crack is a bit wide, akin to the grand canyon!
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YOU SAID IT, JACK. LOL GREAT NAME!!!
SLOBBA IS A NASTY PIECE OF SEWAGE SOMEONE FORGOT TO FLUSH.
YOU KNOW HER ASS AND TANGS GOTTA HAVE THAT NARSTY GHETTO LANDFILL IN THE SUN STENCH. SHE PROBABLY SHITS HER PANTS TOO.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES!
JEALOUS, WHERE ARE YOU?
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HER UGLY FAT CELLULITE RIDDEN ASS IS IN FULL VIEW IN THOSE UGLY LOOSE YOGA PANTS THAT ARE TIGHT ON HER I THOUGHT YOGA PANTS WERE SUPOZED TO BE LOOSE...LIKE HER LOLOLOL!!!!…. DONT BELIEVE ME? CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK, WHATEVER WORKS, BITCHES.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
LOLOLOLOL!!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!!! LOLOLOL!!!
SUCK IT ALBATROSS WORSHIPPING LOOSERS!!!!!
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again, disgusting! her thighs are so fat no wonder all the paparazi fell down, one hit by one of THOSE tree trunks and your dead! lol! i bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of her awful ass
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ewwww!!!!! vito those thighs and ass are SO vile!!!!! heehee i cant stand how she thinks shes like, gods fucking gift.
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dude, you're a little too obsessed with alba, it ain't healthy. get a girl man
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Poor Vito... i feel so sorry for you. You must have no life to hate someone (you've never met) with such enthusiasm! All your posts say about you is that you're a fat, ugly, jealous slob who watches too much TV and reads too many gossip websites. Don't hate hotties just cos you're not one... Silly silly Vito... *pat pat* there there... everything will be all right... Bad, hot, gorgeous Jessica Alba doesn't give a shit about what you think about her.
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ALBA IS NOT FAT, IN FACT SHE SHOULD GAIN A FEW....AND SHE'S ABSOULETLY GORGOEUS......MY BF LIKES HER AND I GET JELOUS LOL
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what ever u guys say to her i dont dame care she is georgius and stunning i belives one day she will be with me {i m not rich but i can be }...............................
.................................I LOVE HER.............................................
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msg to all jalba luvers..
OKKK SHEZ UGLY AS FCUK
so stop tryna defend this cunt
and go look at ur self in the mirror
seriously
this bitch isnt asking u for anything
ytf do u gotta bother
noo lifeeeeeeeeeee
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dis bitch is tempting...
Would you buy,wud you save for hollywood holiday- Love me Butch
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What the Hella, Stella? J. A. might not be your favorite P.O.A. to look at, but Damn, I looked at that picture and I think a little sperm came out..
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i will fuck her so hard until next summer
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