Juicy Naturals: J. L. H. Vs. Myleene Klass
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
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Yes, in a world that's lost somewhere in between two rock-solid, huge knockers, we bring you The Bastardly 'Oh So Sweet & Cuppable Naturals' Competition. In one corner we have Myleene Klass & in the other, the reputable Jennifer Love Hewitt. Even though JLH appears to be bit butterfacish in these particular snaps, her succulent melons spewing out of her bikini will undoubtedly keep thirsty eyes from roaming elsewhere. As for Ms Myleene 'Triangle Mouth' Klass, I'm speechless. She's simply bangin' from top to bottom*!
Check out the photos below & help declare the winner.
*I probably said too much.
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she has nice boobs(jennifer love hewitt)
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Well if we're talking about boobs here I'd have to say JLH has the nicer pair. But overall I think Myleene is hotter.
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Wow. JLH is pretty ugly in these... is that her without airbrushing and a ton of makeup spackled on?
In either case.. her b00bs look GREAT in these shots as they usually do!
I vote for JLH!
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JLH! Nicer boobs and prettier face.
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myleene is way hotter!! JLH is getting too cutesy soccer mommish. she has an amazing body, but myleene has the whole package.
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Love wins. Just ask Bailey. Who in the hell is Myleene Klass?
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butterfacish?
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See, it's all about placement, JLH's boobs look weird to me because the right one should be about 1/8th of an inch higher and the left one should be in my mouth.
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I loathe JLH and I still have to vote her way when it comes to this matchup. JLH is hotter and boobs are better than this other girl. Myleene=not hot.
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Wow, this is the only picture of JLH where she's displaying razor burn down there. Would you look at that.
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Roundness is better so JLH wins!
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dude, Myleene is just not getting ANY love!?!? What the fuck?
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JLH is waaaay cuter/prettier/hotter
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Who in the blue hell is Myleene Klass? Is she a singer or something? Anyways, I would have to say that Jennifer Love has better looking breasts than Myleene.
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Myleene is *waaaaaaay* hotter than JLH!
She wins hands down.
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Are you blind out there,Myleen Klass is so much better looking then this other person who has no clothes sence,Myleen is a very talented girl as well as one of the hottest ladies on the planet.She has never been voted lower than this other girl and has reach the top 30 most stunning women in the world.
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myleene is sooooo hot, much nicer and is the hottest woman eva
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JLH needs to start doing nudity before she gets to old. That would spice up her image and maybe even jump start her career.
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oh come on, people!
Myleene is cute! Give her that much, you bastaaaaads!!
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Moe, you've put her up against the Atomic Weapon of Real Boobs. Almost no one can win that. And I only say "almost" because my memory could be faulty, plus people would argue about how real Jeri Ryan's boobs are.
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