Kari Wuhrer vs. Jami Gertz - Bastardly MILF Matchup
Thursday, October 20th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Since Moe did post on these 2 just recently I thought I had to ask the question: Who is more MILFilicious!??!?!?!
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Kari has Man Hands.
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The MILF Match up...classic!
It's a real tough call, but I'd take the mother of three. The power of great boobs (in MILFy age), my friends...the power!!
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I like Kari. She looks like she'd be wild. Jamie looks SO matronly and the boobs don't look so hot in the yellow outfit pic either. Her face is not as attractive as Kari's either. Push up bras can be deceiving boys...careful...
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All the women on page 1 are hot. I hope that i look like them in the future....(i PRAY TO GOD I DO!) 2page women are horrible
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I gotta go with MILF of 3 Jamie. I still remember her from the notorious 80's teen show square pegs. She was hot in that. Still hotter than Kari. Kari seems like she'd be bitchier to be around.
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Kari!!!
she has a much prettier face than jamie who is not pretty at ALL & kari has a super hot body for a mom. jamie has nice breasts & a skinny body, but it just doesnt translate into hot for me. she is too soccer mommish & thats not hot.
plus kari has that sexy over confident thing going on.
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For Milfalicious sex, I'd have to say Kari. For a future sugarmomma, I'd go with the Gertz. Both are incredibly hot, but that's how I'd call it.
Hot Sex = Kari
Settle Down = Jamie
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Kari's 10x sexier. And yeah I think Jamie's boobs on the other page were mostly from a push-up bra.
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Kari is not only way hotter, but way cooler. I'm gonna date myself here, but WAY back in the day I was an intern at MTV. Yes, she was still on air. And, yes, I'm old as dirt. Anyway, every so often, when she was finished with her dialogue, and the cameras stopped rolling, she'd FLASH the entire studio, with flawless 100% real boobies. She was a party girl and cool to everybody. She remains, to this day, one of my all-time biggest crushes. Too cool. Too hot.
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Kari wins this one.
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Chef's description is bang-on (yes, pun intended)! I do think Kari registers higher on the MILF-o-meter, tho. Looking younger than your age is cool!
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Jami Gertz 9/10 milf+sweet+elegant .. Kari Wuhrer 7/10 sluttish, but cool, $1000 whore,
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Jami Gertz gets my vote hands down! She is absolutely the sexiest real woman in the entertainment world today with that fabulous slender long legged body with the curves in the right places and in just the right proportions. With that beautiful sexy face, perfectly proportioned breasts with or without a bra, fabulous ass , and sexy voice ( you have to have seen several of the Still Standing episodes where she displays her enticing assets to be able to truly appreciate them), she generates a sensuous warmth with her sex appeal that pulls you right in and always makes the man stand tall! And to think that she's 40 plus years old and has given birth to three children! A truly amazing American beauty!!
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jami gertz! my wife would kill me if she knew why i like still standing so much! what a sexy ass milf!
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Kari is my pic as well
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Unless you're already young, then that's jailbait :#)
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Kari
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Kari hands down
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