Keira Knightley - still sexy even with the lack of a rack
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Yes, we've documented Keira as being flat like a pancake...or atleast now well-endowed like, say, Scarlett Johannson...but damn, she still looks good here.
























she needs to eat. loping gumby w/ a creepy skeletor nose and f-ed british teeth
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i think shes perfectly fine the way she is. the whole teeth thing is like a trade off for the hot british accent. comes with the teritory i guess.
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Don't understand why many think Keira is pretty.
Looks like the ugly stick was broken on her face & the little pieces landed on her eyebrows.
She's ugly.
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Question for the guys:
If a lady is attractive and flat-chested (as is the case with Keira), is it better to remain au naturel or to surgically augment????
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Hey, I have an idea......... do a Kate Beckinsale post :)
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Those lips more than make up for the lack of tits
len better to remain au-natural
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I find her hot without big breasts, I am an ass man, big time ass man. To me breasts aren't overly important as long as you at least have the set.
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Even if they're practically non-existent, gimme real titties any day. Most chicks that have fake boobs are a little off mentally anyway.
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she has also has the noassatall disease. sad state of affairs
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She just needs some work on her caveman eyebrows, otherwise I think she's pretty
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"She just needs some work on her caveman eyebrows"
I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it, they are a little thick for a woman. They don't have to be pencil thin but they are a little on the beefy side.
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I love that last picture. Pretty hair. I think she's gorgeous and has an unique look, which makes you remember her. Def. should stay natural. Huge boobs aren't usually attached to a pretty and classy-looking woman like her. I think she'd look bad and it would be obvious she's had them done.
By the way,I've noticed that usually the prettiest woman have smaller breasts (A's or B's) (but very hot asses =P) and the plain/ugly/hag/plastic ones have the big breasts...so it's not always a good thing
Natural is almost always better looking than a plastic surgery. =)
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People who tell others "they need to eat" are jelouse.Period. Don't try and deny it, because you know it's true people. Kiera probably never eats, or very little if at all, but so what, thats her damn job, to be beautiful and thin. However, yes she is flat as a pancake, but then again, so the f' what. I guess what I'm getting at people, is get over it. There're only job is to be beautiful, so let them have it.
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KATE BECKINSALE....WORD....EASILY the most beautyful women alive...
as for Keira Manley....its too bad they made "boys dont cry" already, she couldve played the part where she acts/looks like a man. wonder who couldvve played the female parts, cause, by looking at her, theres no way she could ever pass for a female.
PS shes in the FHM top 100 2006, if thats not enough of a joke for you to star, MADE THE TOP TEN.
huh, go figure...I guess theres alot of closet homosexuals out there.
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i'd do her
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omfg she is so hot!!
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FOOD WOULD BECOME HER.
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Phillip McCracken, shut up man. Yea Kate is hot but look at some pics o her, shes skinny too, but she has big boobs prolly cause of plastic surgery. Kiera is still hot
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Do you guys think that maybe Keira DOESN'T starve herself? She was always naturally thin. Look at her early movies.
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She has nice eyes..but her noise and lips are weird..think she got her lips artificially enhanced...her bod is ok. she has always been skinny. at least skinny with naturally small breasts beats skinny with overly huge implants
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keira's just naturally skinny. she often says that she wants bigger boobs, but i dont think that theyd suit her. her lips and eyes and legs make up for that.
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shes beautiful her face has charecter i luv her wild eyebrows bt yea god shes so fukin flat
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Keira is beautiful. I think there's two types of beautiful women, big breasted ones, and small breasted ones. Some gorgeous gals are suited with big racks, while others look better with tinier ones. Keira is still a babe though, woww, I'd kill to go out with her. Look at that face, she looks like a doll. As for the eyebrows, I think the thick, dark ones look good on her, they make her look like there's something....mysterious about her. Maybe she could get a bit taken off though...but anyways, Keira is a gorgeous lady, one of the most beautiful in Hollywood, I'd say, along side with Kate Beckinsale and Natalie Portman...yowzaa!
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Keira has the same breast size as me and she probably mentions it just as much as I do..! I've read interviews and she's laughed at the fact in one film they had to draw a clevage on her. Natalie Portman is my top favourite actress but Keira has always been a close second. Actually I watched a film with her in it today called 'The Jacket' and I think she's absolutely stunning - so gorgeous, love her eyes and the way they did her eye makeup in this film. Stunning, amzing actress and really nice voice.
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I would also like to add, that she comes across really down to earth and honest - I really appreciate people like that.
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I don't understand how you can sit there and bash onone of the most beautiful women to come off that bastard Isle. I dunno about you, but I ive in south U.S.A, and all the women who try to be pretty, take it too far. Pencil-thin eyebrows, too muchmake-up, and fake tits.No woman should have to use make-up to make it apparent that they have eyebrows at all.
So, in this aspect, shes becoming. The fact that she wears lots of mascara is to accentuate the fact that her eyes are dark.
Also, the black makes her eyes darker and more mysterious.
Sure, great tits look good, but if you've ever felt a fake one, you know right away there's a difference. PLus a lot of the feeling is lost. Nerves not texture.
And being skinny? I would rather have a skinny woman than have this huge chick sit on me and make me want to vomit while being with her.
It's not easy make the world happy, is it Keira.
ps? Did they really change her name just to make it easier for people to get it right.
Kiera-Keira?
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absolutely beautiful... so what she may not be perfect... but still breathtakingly beautiful
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Still surprised by the Keira phenomenon, I reckoned she must make women feel bad about their curves, but the fact that she has VERY thick eyebrows (body hair), no breasts, a muscular body with little fat is a clear indication of overproduction of male hormones. She has the physique of an athlete, and that may be attractive if you're into slightly/extremely masculine women. I do like the heavy eveybrows....Having natural breasts with a tall, thin frame, I can't complain, but I would really love to have those european eyebrows, oh well!
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