Kristen Bell @ Alzheimer's Association's "A Night At Sardi's"
Friday, March 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Kristen Bell Still Has Not Signed for Season Three of Heroes
I have it on good authority that Elle is very much a part of the writers' grand plan for season three. (Fear not: Kring loves her just as much as we do!) So, if there is a holdup, I assure you it is more on the business (rather than creative) side of things, and there is still time to get this worked out before they go back into production. Source























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I like....
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i don't like her. her face is like a bulldozer (esp pics 2,3) and she's got the ugliest legs
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I like her...she's a cutie..these are not her best pics tho
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Oh, Kristen....
I hate the shoes....but otherwise...absolutely breathtaking...as usual.
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Terrible shoes, terrible legs. Otherwise...OK?
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I think she is hot, but I'm not feeling the outfit. The shoes are your standard pumps...kind of boring.
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...A night to remember?
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Hell. Yeah.
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Kristen Bell may look sweet, but she's such a cruel mistress. She took me on a shopping trip to stand around and watch her bags. Whenever she was recognized, she would tell people I was her "assistant" which probably sounded better than "gimp". She insisted on using my credit cards for her little splurge. I was afraid she would max them out…and she did! I lamented to her as we were walking down an empty aisle and she quickly turned around and grabbed my balls. She squeezed down on them slowly while telling me in a low voice to behave when we're in public. My eyes began to water and I started to get a queasy feeling in my stomach. Once, Kristen told me one day she would squeeze my balls until they popped like grapes. It makes the experience even more nerve-racking because I never know if today will be the day! Kristen didn't let go of my balls until my knees buckled under me and I fell. I was so embarassed that we might've been caught on a security camera or that someone could've seen us. Kristen acted as if nothing had happened and began walking away. I quickly gathered up her bags and followed her out to the parking lot...
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good to know Mr Slave
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I'd like to ring her bell, and by that I mean that I'd like to fuck her pussy and ass with extreme force and then shove my dick down her throat and empty my nuts!
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shes so fucking adorable.
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FUCK YEAH! (pause for Homer Simpson-esque drool) Phil and I's prayers have finally been answered.
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yeah dude, no shit, we shouldnt go a DAY with out a Bell post or 4....we get so much fucking WhoreRaat and Stumpy....we need more KBell!!!!!!
i cant even begin to explain how much i enjoy looking at her since shes IS just so fucking adorable!!!!
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THIS PUTA IS A DOG. DAMM GUYS WILL THROW A D!CK TO ANYTHING WITH BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR. THE GIRL LOOKS RETARDED.
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We need a lot more K. Bell. So adorable, she's hot!
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She's one of the most beautiful women of the world in all times. She's cute, sexy, hot, wonderful!! She's a Goddess!!!
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fuck you, phillip!
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She is uber cute!
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hey #18...you know what would make you like me? listening to my podcast.
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