Marcia Hines: Ex-Queen (Or King) Of Aussie Pop
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
In your deepest, manliest voice, say hello to Marcia Hines. For all you non-Aussies, Marcia Hines was Australia's first diva in the 70s & now makes a living as a judge on Australian Idol.
With her deep roots in the music industry, Marcia showed face w/ all her special effects @ this past weekend's 2005 ARIA Awards in Aussieland. Did she steal her clothes off the set of Coming to America or what?
Being a Diva doesn't give her the right to look like Wesley Snipes in drag. Why is it that every black woman who looks remotely mannish resembles bloody Wesley Snipes?! The guy is cursed, I tell you.
Here are more pics of Marcia pimpin' the Aussie Trannies in attendance. Ow!!
Fuck....she'd beat the shit out of Snipes!
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Hands. Hands give away whether or not one is a tranny.
However, BIG ASS SHADES trump hands' efficacy!
Unless I can LOOK into the EYES....AND can then glance down at the hands, I can "call it" regarding Trannyland. However, if SHADES are on the face...I can look down at the hands all I want -- but my pants will still be down around my ankles regarding my ability "to call it." ("Pants down around ankles?" Hmmm. If I were a boy, that would make me popular in Trannyland.)
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btw...David Hasselhoff was on Australian Idol too and did say that, Marcia looked "beautiful and buffed"..Lol..that was funny..i think it was along those lines..
duno bout u people but the Hoff seems to be popular due to the Hoff Emails floating around down here..but just one thing...isn't Hasselhoff a 'has-been'??
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in the last pic, her chest fat is dripping onto her dress.
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you are racist
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Remember the movie Mannequin? Remember the character Hollywood? Is this him?? All (s)he needs is those goofy asymetrical 80's style sunglasses.
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Aromia ~ How the fuck is this racist?
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I am not racist. But I'm pretty close to a guy named Ray Sisst. Could that be the source of the confusion?
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I have NEVER seen a "woman" with forearms that are veiny like hers. Easing up on the steroids is a very good suggestion for this....woman. EW! Patrick Swayze made a better looking woman!
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doesn't anybody else notice the bulge in her pants in the third picture?!? i dont even want to know what that is. oh yeah sure, her pants are big and thats the fabric......;)
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Holy Shit, brown qt ~ That IS a DICK! This bitch is packing, and I'm scared.
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Look at the foruth picture... Her armpits are rippling... Eewwwwwwwwww...
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eewww i hate wat Marcia chose 2 wore...its soo gross. Its just that its unflattering 2 her gorgeous figure! Oh well each 2 their own.
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I wouldn't fuck that with Jodie Foster's dick!
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To Wong Foo!!!
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she better ease up on the steroids.
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David Hasselhoff is not a 'has-been'. David Hasselhoff is a 'never-was'.
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JESUS! This is way too funny!
HAHAHA
Thanks for lighting up my day.
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nodakgirl ~ Is that your attempt at being a comedian? Don't quit your day job.
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The 'Wesley Snipes' comparisons are because there is no bigger insult to a woman. Snipes is BUTT FUCKING UGLY.
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OMG!!! what the hell was Marcia thinking?!! she must have gotten dressed in the dark..You see..the ARIAS was on straight after Australian Idol was shown on Sunday. And she must have been in a bloody rush. LoL! But it's funny, she looks tranny here i must say..at other times..she looks fine.
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