Marissa Miller vs. Yesica Toscanini - Bastardly Matchup
Friday, March 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Okay, I think this is a fair Bastardly Matchup...you got two SI models and this is from the same event so it's not like putting grainy candids vs airbrushed professional photography.
So here we have Marissa Miller and Yesica Toscanini...I'll have to go w/ the one w/ the sexier sounding name....and that's not Marissa.
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Ok I know alot may go for the bigger breasted chick, but Yesica is hotter. She looks less fake, less manly and much more healthy and attractive. She has a beautiful glow.
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Yesica looks more like a lovely human, while Marissa reminds me of Malibu Barbie and not in a good way. Yesica has a pretty smile, much better looking chick.
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marissas body is much better though
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I don't know about that...if you put implants on the Yesica she'll have a better body. But I don't like fake crap, so I think Yesica already has a better body. =)
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Marissa breast are NATURAL.
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Face-Yesica, Body -Marisa (She was in Perfect 10, her boobs are real)
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Yesica is a lovely girl, but Marissa's facial features are just more interesting. Yesica has a really sweet look to her, but I love Marissa's green eyes. I think some of you might be biased against her because she's wearing more makeup and she's blonde with big boobs so it's really easy to dismiss her as "Barbie." I just think that if I saw Yesica on the street I probably wouldn't look twice, whereas if I saw Marissa I would probably stop and think that she's a pretty girl.
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yesica...goes to show that small boobs are better...nicer body all the way...big boobs are just dumb...it's just a bunch of nasty fat..
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Holy fuck these girls are way hot. Doesn't yesca mean pot? Shit those are some sexy goddamn legs, maybe we could blend both chicks together in photoshop and make one perfect woman.
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I can't decide.
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Yesica all the way. Marissa seems to like having her "frontal butt cheeks" hang out a lot and I just find that disgusting and showing a lack of class.
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these chicks are hot but i have some f*ing hot babe frends..check em out on the website above
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i'd have to go with sgt. pepper... can't decide...
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This would've been a fair matchup had Marisa been brownbagged, but as-is it's Yesica by several miles.
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Yesica by more than a several miles. And trust me, she doesn't even look her best in those SI candids.. or the swimsuit issue, although she's closer there.
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I have to say:
Can't say "no" to Yesica. =)
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gotta say yes to YESica she is smoking..........., Merisa is pretty too but yescia is better
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Marissa is better looking.
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Marisa. Yesica has absolutely no curves and her body is boyish. Either she needs a hamburger or implants.
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Yessica. Are you kidding? She's amazing. Marissa is a lovely second place.
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Give me Marissa anytime versus anyone! She is just beautiful!
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The only way to really know - is to be with both women...
but if I had to choose ... Miller would be my first test drive
not because of her "all naturals" but because she's got the most overall
adult womanly body and if she was to let her hair down... quite lovely.
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WELL, NONE OF US, (I PRESUME), HAS THE ANSWER TO THE TIEBREAKER AND MOST IMPORTANT CRITERION: PUSSY TIGHTNESS! TITS ARE NICE FROM A DISTANCE BUT NEAR-IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU'RE HUMPIN' AWAY AND TRYING TO MAKE BOTH OF YOU GET OFF RIGHT!
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whore VS slut??, they tie
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definatly Yesica!!!!!!! she's so fresh and she seems really down to earth aswell, anyways i think she looks stunning in enriques new video! I am straight but if i was to run into her i would so give her a big juicy kiss lol
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Yesica all the way, baby!!
By the way, that dress is too sexy!!!
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haha I didn't know they were real...too much implants in Hollywood. They both have great bodies, then.
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