Matthew McConaughey - For The Ladies

The first photo didnt do anything but make me laugh. It reminds me of that episode in friends with Joey and the other perfume guy.
'HOMBRE'

He's cute. A little bit too beefy. I personally lean more towards dirty, skinny rock stars. I guess I don't like my men too healthy? OH, and I likes me the ethnic ones, too. Oh hell, I like them all... fat guys, skinny guys, guys who climb on rocks, tough guys, sissy guys, even guys with chicken pox. Oh wait that's who likes Armour Hot Dogs.

He's a cutie, but I want to see Ryan Reynolds. I wont bribe you with any hot chick pictures, but I will say purty please with a cherry and whipped cream on top. :)

You guys DO need a female to help you with this stuff. What made you choose the the first pic? And WHY is that the main photo? We'll have to go to comments to see anything worthwhile. THIS WILL NOT DO. Please change the pic. And could you make it a butt shot ~ Matthew working a pair of levi's is what it's all about. Other than that ~ OUTSTANDING CHOICE of model!! You've earned an A for effort, boys!

P.S. DB's Wife ~ You are in luck, my friend. Pete Doherty is officially available! Well, until Kate's out of rehab.

I can see why most women would find him attractive, I dont though. Bring on Johnny Depp, now he is the sex! I'm with you DB, I dont like the beef so much, I'm into the skinny, skater type guys, YUM

hey hey hey...to quote farmgirl's comment, "In return I would like to request Matt McConaughey pics…preferrably without shirt or a Stetson ad"

Stetson ad!!!!?!?!?? RIGHT!!!!!!

....and in all those other pics he does have no shirt on?!?!?!

also, O Lordy..... that was damn hilarious episode!!!!

Mmm... Yummy, GMAVQ... hook me up, babe!

Sweet baby Jesus, now THAT guy is a mess. He makes Tara Reid look like an initiate at St. Francis convent. Also, he always seems to have sores on his face. Also he seems to vomit quite a bit. Also, he has crappy prison tats.

Ah, what the hell... DB will understand. It's a date!

now I'm all wet :(

Jackson. I love you

Farmgirl rocks!

Get Me A Valium Quick is right, pleeeeease change the main photo to one of him shirtless.
By the way, you guys did a gret job picking out sexy male shots, now that you've mastered it there are no excuses. Maybe you don't need a girl writer, you just need the girls to vote each week on a sexy guy...

we need bribes!!!

it's all give and take.... gimme hot chick, i'll give you your choice of a hot guy.

sorry Jacquelyn...but if you want ryan reynolds (not sure who he is) hopefully someone will send a bribe over my way.

Sweet Jesus....Thank you Jackson......My day is complete.

woe!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dude is what you call hot and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

DB's Wife ~ Get all purty, in a slutty way, of course. I'm gonna set it up. But for DB's sake, please use a condom. Pete has nostril rot AND penis rot.

You guys all make me laugh so much. Always make me smile....VIVA LA FEMALE BASTARDLY POSTERS!

Moelicious ~ Too much Depp? Not possible. Bring it on!!!

I can't say he does anything for me. Maybe the last picture on the first page, but... I'd have to say I'm another of those girls who likes their boys moddy and rockstar skinny rather than beefcake; Jonathan Rhys Meyers, for example.

Typo, it is supposed to be "moody" not moddy.

we gotta find some photos of Mike Tyson for you girls.

For those who are white, rumor has it that white girls love him!

NO we dont! Tyson is one scary mother fucker! He's also an animal, if he bites off ears imagine what would happen in the bedroom? ouch! He looks unhuman and evil, but hey I still will pay money to see him fight!

I also have to second that I don't love him either, and I am a white girl (though I'm guessing the majority of girls in general find him to be repulsive).

ok, this is my bribe...... it's not me........ I am a Mormon mother of one, so I can't be super hot, but I will send a pic of me if bothered enought...... :)

http://www.alexahavins.com/GalleryDetail.asp?Id_Photo=39

This is Alexa Havins (she plays Babe Carey on All My Children), and there are more @ http://www.alexahavins.com/GalleryListing.asp?Id_PhotoCategory=1 if you want to check her out.

Now, give me Ryan Reynolds! He played Van Wilder (in National Lampoon's Van Wilder) and George Lutz in the new Amityville Horror. He is also in "Waiting", which is a movie about waiting tables. It will be out soon and it looks hilarious!

Gia, check it out

Brian Klotz Image

.......... he's ripped, too, and I just think he's super hot......... my taste's might be strange, but I had to get my secret crush out there! lol :)

Jackson, here's my bribe............

Alexa Havins Photo Gallery

PLEASE no Mike Tyson. He gives me nightmares. Now Matt McC on the other hand...he gives me the other type of dreams. ;)

lol!!! Fine!! I will have to do some research, so give me time. :)

Mike Tyson? WTF? You're just trying to instigate some smack. Besides, it's your beloved 'darkies' that are always pictured going for Mike. Acceptable Man Meat not yet suggested:

Harry Connick Jr. (Circa anytime post 'Hope Floats'. That is firm. No early Harry. He was not the shit.)
Harrison Ford (Circa anytime pre 'Calista Flockhart'.)
George Clooney (Circa the later the better.)
Jude Law

Who am I forgetting, ladies? Help a sistah out, will ya?

Matt Damon?

How about this one?

I know, it didn't work....... give me time.... it will

Ha! Now you have Alessandra Ambrosio AND this..... I am expecting a nice flurry of Ryan Reynolds pics on here in the morning when I come to sit at my work desk. Thanks! :D

What the hell happened to his chest? I want to see a real man--a hairy man, not some made-up Ken-doll.

How about Owen Wilson?
I know he has a funky nose, but I really think he is cute.

Or Olivier Martinez?

"Harrison Ford to Brad Pitt: Here’s your nuts; what’s your hurry?"

I swear to God, DB's Wife ~ Somebody WILL cross stitch me a fucking throw pillow with that on it!

mimi ~ LUKE Wilson! Oh, yes. I can't past that fucker Owen's nose. I'm sorry.

page four made me want to go find my husband and hump! he has been a favotire of mine since the damn John Grisham movie he did. I definitely would not kick him out of bed!

GMAVQ-- I wouldn't be disappointed in either Luke or Owen. The Wilson boys are fine examples of hot men. Owen's nose just gives him character!!

As for Harrison Ford, I have loved him since I was a young girl and saw him in Star Wars. Age has only made him better!!!

Oh God! Harrison Ford in Blade Runner was hot! I think we should have a Bastardly Match Up:

Harrison Ford/George Clooney
Jude Law/Matthew McConuuuu.....However you spell his last name!
Johnny Depp/Luke Wilson

Come on guys!!!!! Hook the girls up!!!!!

what we need is a female writer who'll do this stuff.

What the fuck happened to Lise the Indian?

DEAR LORD what i wouldn't give to crawl inside the front seat of that truck in last pic...and now i can go to bed verrrry happy...FARMGIRL ROCKS!!!

Not that hot. Nice tight stomach though. Julian McMahon, Jet Li and Mark Dacascos are more my type.

Ok, in all honesty I would really ultimately cry and scream like a little girl for James Caviezel........... and that's really about it. The others are just fun to look at sometimes. :)

alright ladies, you'll get your frickin ryan reynolds crap on Monday... okay!??!?

I loooooooooovvvvveeeee you! You are hot in any picture.......you are hotter and hotter everytime i see you. I work at the local neighborhood wal-mart and I almost had to go home b/c I couldn't calm myself as I walked by the huge new stetson display we featured. I will be takin' that home with me before they put it in the trash. Will ya marry me?

THe first photo looks straight out of a marlboro commercial.

Daenerys: I think MiSs did Johnny Depp once before...We don't want to overheat the server w/ too much Depp!

i think matthew is very sexy. johnny depp also hot.
isnt ryan reynolds engaged to alanis morrisette?? eeewww!! i dont think i can think he is that hot if he is banging horseface.

Alexa pic looks a little crackwhorish. Hope that is a good enough bribe to get Jackson to post another one for the ladies?

um...so i don't know what happend to the hyperlink but i've tried opening the page w/ it being

labreaedits/page/

labrea/edits/pages/

labrea_edits/page/

what's the correct URL?

Goran Visnjic-GOOD call DB's Wife. That is the only reason I watch lame ass ER anymore. I couldn't believe when the skanky nurse ditched him...um that TOTALLY would not happen that way in real life. Who would give up that hot piece who is a doctor on top of it?!

I have to say...that the bastardly female readers are obviously starving for some pics of the mens, judging from the extensive "want list" that has been posted here today.

damn you girls!!!! all future bribes from broken links should be sent to moejackson.com@gmail.com so that both Moe and I can judge the bribes.

How hard could it be???? I'll do it.

i think i just peed a little. god he gorg, put johny depp up next. he's hotter.

THIS IS IT!!!! THIS IS THE PIC i FOUND ON THE INTERNET PROBALLY 6 YEARS AGO AT MY OLD JOB. i FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN.........I LOVE THIS PICTURE. I WISH I WAS THAT TRUCK RIGHT NOW B/C I WOULD NOT LET THAT *SS GO!

Jacquelyn, though Alexa Havins is a tasty looking snowbunnie....did you not see the bribe that farmgirl gave me?!?!? ow!!!!!....that was some major heat!!!!

Jackson, what's your email? I can email it to you, I don't know what the deal is, it's an archive pic and there might be restrictions on it.............

"I work at the local neighborhood wal-mart and I almost had to go home b/c I couldn’t calm myself as I walked by the huge new stetson display we featured."

hahaha. Where will you put that huge ass display?! In your closet or bathroom? Maybe your bedroom ceiling?

Alexa looks to be saying "Welcome to my trailer big boy. Want to help me cook some Meth?"...

I'm hoping to help out Jacquelyn with her Ryan Reynolds request by providing some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio because she is fucking hot.

Picture #1

Picture #2

Picture #3

scratch that, try this..................

it did it again! ok, it's labrea_edits/pages/LaBrea0077_RT16.htm

try that on the end of http://scottnathan.com/

the post keeps deleting the underscores........

ok, it's still doing it, so just insert an underscore at the beginning and end of the words in italics................

GMAVQ -- this is why I heart you, you sexxxy bitch, GREAT TASTE IN MEN. Harrison was my first movie crush. Yes he's older - who cares - but think Harrison circa Blade Runner (Oh my sweet Ganesh was he divine). Johnny Depp, yes. I don't care if he's a part time pole smoker, because really, who isn't? George Clooney, mais oui, bien sur... Goran Visnjic... fun to look at WITH AN ACCENT.

Mike Tyson? Are you joking? As a rule, rapists aren't sexy and shitboxcrazynutsiecoocoo muthafuckas that eat other people's ears are even less so. That cat is a FREEEEEEEK.

Oh! Go to my post that says "scratch that, try this...." somehow the link is my post............