Mike Tyson & His White Bitches
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
So the story goes like this:
1. Big, Bad Mike Tyson has a 14-inch cockadoodledoo (no worries, the link is not a photo of Mike's 14-incher)
2. Since Mikie's a brotha w/ some dough he naturally digs white chicks more than the sistahs
3. And like wise, since Mike's packin' his 14" love stick, the slutty white bitches are thirsty for some sexual action---even if they have to share it w/ five of their closest friends.
So the natural question is: Why would girls be remotely interested in sleeping with a man who, first of all, has a 14" penis & therefore, can potentially inflict tremendous damage to their internal organs? Additionally, he's a man who has served time for rape, been involved in countless bar fights & is famous for eating another man's ear during a boxing match.
The answer is simple: First of all, the chicks involved are slutty whores & remain fascinated by Mike's desire to eat other human beings. They view his sick display of cannibalism as a potential source for endless pleasure. Secondly, these chicks want to gloat to their friends & future sexual partners that the one & only Mike Tyson once ravaged their body to the point of immobility (for a few days, that is). How can any guy top that sexual experience?! Seriously.
To all you white girls thinking about laying your naked bods in front of Mike, check out the next few pages to see the love-machine @ work.
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white bitches can have this sick mothafucka.
Thanks WhiteBitch!
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I don't know if I would quite say 14 inches... Check out this website
Warning: this is a naked pic of Mike Tyson
NSFW LINK
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hahahahahahahahahah such a teeny cute thang
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More like 14cm.
Dude’s hung like a light switch.
No wonder he’s mad at the world and full of hate.
If my junk were that small I would be too.
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In regard to the Tyson dick pic, a flaccid penis can double or triple its size when erect. I'd say Mike is at about 4-5 inches in that pic. 14 inches is very believable if you understand the male anatomy.
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Stupid bitches like this make all women look like dumb whores! They are only interested in him because he is famous and rich. Or maybe he is not rich anymore. Can you say groupies? Then after he rapes/beats/kills them, they want to holler about it! Hello! what do you expect from that nut?
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Thanks Mike, I mean, er... Farmerbrown for the info...
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The blonde looks familiar.
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the female probaly wants to photographed.hey even if she doesn't do anything with mike,here's photos floating around tha net...and that counts for something ?? yes ???
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I wouldn't want my photo floating around the net lookin like I am just getting ready to fuck Mike Tyson or anyone else for that matter!
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and tammy i assure you that if i had photos of you looking like were about to f*ck mike tyson or *anyone* i wouldn't put them on the net.... :)
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Well, I would never have to worry about that because there would never be any photos of that origin in existence.
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What are these pure, beautiful, classy, white women doing with this violent negroe?
BankLocator- the blonde is my mom
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I think mike tyson is cute.......I like that kind of men.....and i did have sex with several black male and i know it shows like its small when its flaccid but when it gets hard its can be the triple....if I could i would love to marry Mike i think he is perfect to my taste......i just dont understand the girls who think brad pitt is cute...I have my doubts if he is a male......he looks like a girl.
Mike is a real man,I dont buy the stupid things they say about the rape and things..i think women like those always looking fo money and fame.....and can say anything...because everybody hates Tyson
I dont like people who thinks that theres only one kind of beauty.
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those girls are sluts.........ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. he would possibly want to be that close to mike tyson. yuck!
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Tammy is a soapy cow.
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I like Tina find black males more sexually attractive than white. I'm blonde haired, blue eyed white girl and everytime I see a silverback my toes curl up in anticipation - so I'm not surprised these sexy (if slutty) looking white chix favour Mike - I do too without exception. he's strong, sturdy, built and best of all... black.
He always looks like he's a hungry man... hungry for a white woman. And I love that about him. I'd love to get down on my knees and suck his you know what all night long. Or be flat on my back with my dainty white feet on his defined black chest or my silky legs straddling his shoulders as he eats me out or... penetrates me... for hours and hours on end. My choclate warrior Mike - I would happily give up my unique city-slicker existence to live with you in the slums of Africa -- please take me there you jungle animal and leave all these "sistahs" like Robbin Givens in the dust, they don't know how to appreciate and nuture you or tame the beast within. Only a white woman could do that.
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14 inches cock is painfull for all gals.
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HOW WOULD KEVIN KNOW WHAT WAS PAINFUL FOR ALL GIRLS MOST PEOPLE ONLY SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE & THERE ARE SOME WOMEN OUT THERE WHO LOVES A BIG DICK & BESIDES THE PUSSY STRETCHES & SO NO MATTER HOW BIG HIS DICK IS ITS NOT HALF THE SIZE OF A BABY
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Pair of white slags!
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Poor girl, she probably thinks he still has money.
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