MILFilicious Maria Bartiromo & Sexy Petra Nemcova
Friday, September 30th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
It's a pity Kristina Applegate had to get her ass in there to spoil things.
My heart skipped a few beats after spotting these two beauties together @ some Reader's Digest "Please-Show-Your-Face-And-We'll-Pay-You" luncheon. As you people already know, Petra Nemcova is a personal favorite. I think it's because her love is genuine, she doesn't do crack like all the other bitches & lastly b/c she's a true survivor!
As unbelievable as this will sound, just 10 months back, this woman was recovering from one of the craziest catastrophes on record & these days, she's making sure to enjoy life to its absolute fullest. Who wouldn't, right? It's unfortunate that homo- & heterosexual men, all over the globe, are literally missing out in one of God's finest creations (in her prime). Petra, give us a call & we'll make sure to savor your silky, Czech bod, the way it should be savored. Amen.
Ok enough bullshitting. Here's some more eye candy from yesterday's event.
Well thank God you changed the top post to this. I would much rather look at these hotties (even though Applegate is in the mix) then that bag of vomit Spelling. Thanks Moe!
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That Petra is a beautiful woman. She has true moxie to survive such horrific injuries and it's nice to see a sexy woman well dressed instead of hooker outfits.
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HOLLA!
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Mmmm a Maria and Petra spankalicious sammitch
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Who is the ugly dog in the middle? I'm playing, I know it is that ugly Applegate chick. I only heard of Petra N. after the Tsunami, now SHE (Petra) is what a model is SUPPOSED to look like, BEAUTIFUL. NOT Paris Hilton (bird-nose), Nikki Hilton (homely & beady eyed), Eliazbeth Jagger (U-G-L-Y), Alexandra & Theadora Richards (they look like horses),
Leah Wood (transvestite), Lilly Hearst-Shaw (Pattis ugly ass daughter),
Tori Spelling (shudder-Mr. Ed), & god knows NOT KIM STEWART (quite possible one of the ugliest women ever.) I am so sick of all these celeb kids atomatically becoming models and/or actresses. WTF, what next the Bruce & Demis monkey-troll daughters on the cover of teen Vogue? When they all start to wake up and look like Petra Nemocova, then I will quit bitching. Sorry.
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*Lilly Hearst-Shaw (Pattis ugly ass daughter),*
I think you meant her name is LYDIA Hearst-Shaw. And you are right, she is very ugly.
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Ohhhhhhhh, how I'd love to be the lunchmeat in that sammitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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