Mischa Barton Wears Keds... Need A Tan!
Monday, March 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Barton lawyer bids for drink-driving deal
Mischa Barton is bidding to escape with probation when she is sentenced for driving under the influence in April.
The actress was charged with DUI, possession of marijuana and driving without a license this week, following her arrest in West Hollywood in December (07).
On Thursday, a Beverly Hills court granted a continuance, but Barton's lawyer Anthony Salerno is confident he can secure a deal for the star before the next hearing on April 10 - an agreement which is expected to involve probation plus alcohol awareness classes, reports PageSix.com. Source
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She has nice lips and I like her glasses, but overall I don't like her.
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fuck shes ugly
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she needs to buy a fucking loom;
move to Vermont;
and get it the fuck over with already
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Oh dear. Not looking her best at all. And what is with the granny glasses!?!
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She thinks she's European.
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What is this bullcrap>>
"Your comment has been queued for moderation by site administrators and will be published after approval." Is this becoming a Nazi state??? Is Abi Titmoss censoring again??? This is bullshit man,big brother is watching,free
OJ,free Willy , Attica,Attica. Sorry the coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
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Looks better here than... ever, really.
I guess smoking crack and driving drunk is the solution after all.
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hhaah Nazi State? hardly!
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her face looks really cute here
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I see signs of cankles. She's going to balloon in a couple of years...
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@ #6 - I agree The internet is being lorded over by censors more and more, it's becoming ridiculous.
I think Mischa is beautiful and unique.
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Boring
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i swear to you, our main issue is spam! it's for the benefit of the community, i swear...
we'll disable moderation just as soon as we get what we want in the spam containment front.
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She's OK
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for all you people complaining about censors
go fuck a retarded, one eyed, lamb in the ass
while screaming "Heil Hitler"
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i love her glasses but her calves are huge!!
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and those ugly shoes!! how could she become a spokeswoman for KEDS??
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This chick gets me horny. I can't explain it. I'm seeing this pic right now, and I'm thinking of pulling up that dress and just humping the living hell out of her.
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chick lives in LA right? ain't it sunny there? this chick is must be sun dodging like an albino in the desert.
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Do any of these stupid bimbos have a drivers license????
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lol
I think she needs new legs,lol because they have no definition, look weird
glasses too, only someone that clearly doesn't need glasses would buy that shit just for fun, because they don't work in real life
and a new hair colour (brown or red)
i like keds
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I'd rather no tan than horrible tan. The glasses have to go though.
HORRIBLE!
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You are looking at a future fatty.
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I think she look cute, a bit rough, but cute.
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why should she get a tan? pale skin is way more beautifull and unique.
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worst legs in the UNIVERSE, YOU SUCK
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wow someones trying HARD to ride the LiLo train here...WOW....bitch, you aint even CLOSE to being as hot as LiLo.
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Her legs look like upside down wiffle ball bats.
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The only good looking thing in these pics is her flowers. This broad looks like a disaster. She does also have the ugliest legs in the biz.
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Shapeless legs, just like Mandy Moore.
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i HATE her legs
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She looks like a grandma in these pics. What would possess a young woman to wear the things she wears??? If you look at her from the waist down you would think she was a 60 year old lady. That's sad.
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