MTV's Emma Griffiths Does May 2006 Maxim UK
Monday, March 27th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Bookmark/Search this post with:
Images: Jaxcaps.co.uk
Wow.
Maxim's international division is seriously hitting gold issue after issue & my God, Emma Griffiths has really lit it up w/ May's layout.
On a scale between Kelly Osbourne and Stacy Jessica Angelina Petra Keibler Alba Jolie Nemcova , I'd have to say Emma falls somewhere in between Stacy Keibler & Jessica Alba. (Don't ask why.) She's easily a 7.5-8 on our lame ass Bastardly Scale.
Of course, just like we wish w/ all the beautiful women we've reviewed in the past, we hope Emma Griffiths' career miserably fails & she's forced to do Playboy or even take a plunge into the adult industry, if possible. Until then, please don't get pregnant---or something stupid like that.
In the first picture and the 5th picture her eyes remind me of Fairuza Balk. If you don't know who she is then watch Waterboy, American History X, The Island of Dr. Moreau or The Craft. Fairuza herself isn't that hot but her eyes have that mystic sexy quality about them.
Reply to this Comment
She is cute, but she seems just like any other cute woman with a hot body. Do you think they could have gotten anymore eye make-up on her, it seems like they are going overboard trying to get that smokey look. Plus how badly were these "touched up", I can't believe any pics anymore :(
Reply to this Comment
She's not that pretty but, my Gawd, she's HOT!
Reply to this Comment
thank you caliban for reminding me about touch-ups. i still agree that she's hot in the pictures, and she is pretty, but there are better people out there. i've always wanted those light eyes though. she's lucky.
Reply to this Comment
she looks like 2 other girls that have threads onhere...
David Silver's bitch is one....dont kbnow the name of the other, but all 3 look the same.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Sadly (for her), I think she looks hotter when she's frowning (cover photo)
Reply to this Comment
EYES...perfect eyes...really...wow.
Reply to this Comment
Those eyes are enough to do it.
Reply to this Comment
It's great how you don't even have to do the silly Maxim captions, because it is Maxim, and as usual they have gold like "I'd love to have a pillow fight with ..."
Reply to this Comment
She has stunning eyes and she'd be real pretty if she had longer hair or something...there's just something about her that just stops me from saying she's pretty. The last pic she looks good and there's no denial that she's hot, of course.
Reply to this Comment
I am appreciating the veritable influx of non-siliconed, -extensioned, -bleached, -collagened type beauties y'all got going on the last few posts. Even if they are all airbrushed.
Reply to this Comment
pretty face ,no shape. she better thank God she has tits.
Reply to this Comment
Dark hair/bright eyes combo drives me crazy.
Reply to this Comment
She has nice legs, but i would love to spend a good hour working her sexy pussy with my tongue.
Reply to this Comment
i meet her in london once and she if well if
Reply to this Comment
[...] you haven’t already please check out Emma’s Maxim shoot. Trust me, it’s well worth your [...]
Reply to this Comment
She is hot
I like the picture with the gloves, it would be better if they were latex
Her face looks a little funny though.
I hate alba, but she and kiebler both have prettier faces than this chick
Reply to this Comment
Fairuza Balk Picture...Like I said she's not that hot but her eyes is what I'm getting at! They are mysterious, sexy and evil looking!
Reply to this Comment
sorry ment to say WELL FIT!!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
holy god, shes hot, but the background pick is too rusty... it seem someone used that area way too much for years
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!