Natalie Portman SNL Photo Shoot Outtakes - Check it!
Monday, April 3rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I gotta admit, a few of these snaps are pretty classic!

Natalie Portman SNL Photo Shoot Outtakes - Check it!Monday, April 3rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe ![]() I gotta admit, a few of these snaps are pretty classic! ![]() Related in a Scandalous way:40 Scandalous Comments |
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I'd like to punch her in the stomach for wearing that Stop Wars shirt
and then i would like to sever the arm off of whoever thought it up
just like ben kenobi did in the bar at mos eisley
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That is not a question
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Am I the only one getting the "this site has exceeded their CPU's" message all the time??
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no farmgirl you are not
the guys that run the site mentioned something tangentinaly about it in one of their posts
just can't remember where
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ya, we're screwed. I tried to fix crap over the weekend, but apparently no luck.
We have a dreamhost account now, so hopefully we'll get things moved over to that host sometime this coming weekend. If anyone knows a lot about HTML crap, please do email us. We could use of your help.
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Natalie is basically the epitome of girl-next-door. The faux hawk kind of detracts from that though.
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She looks hotter with short hair like that...
she is the Wynnona Rider of 2006.
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She annoys me.
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She is damn adorable, I would make her my friend :) The conversation between John and Allie made me laugh my ass off for some reason........... maybe it's because I have been staring at my computer screen from my office all day long, listening to my boss drone on and on about late payments and credit issues..........
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it scared me
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John, can I ask you a question?
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It just proves that you don't always have to have big boobs to be considered beautiful, and Natalie Portman proves this with her timeless beauty! Keep Rockin' it Natalie!! You go girl! :-)
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she looks like that kid that plays harry potter in these pictures
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She's a strikingly pretty girl. In some pics she looks beautiful. In others she doesn't...but she still looks pretty. I'll forgive her the political t-shirt because she's young and I expect that from college kids and recent grads. It's a phase. She'll grow out of it...or she'll turn into Susan Sarandon. *shudder*
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I wish I had an oscar myer weiner I could shove down her throat.
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Great bone structure. Not a huge fan of the eyebrows that aren't quite long enough.
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how do those poor little shoulders sustain that humongous head of hers?
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I do enjoy john quite a lot as well, lilyspryte.
I like Natalie Portman less and less each year, I'm really not sure why... I think she's very pretty and has great eyebrows, but something about her is growing increasingly annoying.
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i enjoy john sometimes, and i really enjoyed that harry potter comment because that's exactly what she looks like. pumpkin head made me laugh too...i really just don't see it. sometimes i think she's pretty, but certainly not here.
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mole' mole' mole' mole
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I think she looks like one of those girls that think they were meant to be boys so they dress like them and then they realize that they love girls too so they take on the "male" role" of the relationship....it just looks wrong to me because I know she's not like that.
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She does have a very pretty face. Don't get why she has to impersonate a turnip though.
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I don't get the whole 'glamour' thing. You know, when someone does themself up with tons of makeup, a horibbly expensive gown, and a thousand dollar haircut. Basically any red carpet event, or photo shoot.
It's like they want to look ugly. I would rather they dress how they like to dress, and look how they want to look, not how some photographer see's them. Becasue IMO, photographers know shit when it comes to evaluating how "good" a person looks. I guess most people like that shit, though.
I think looking natural (like yourself) is the best. Only few can pull off the "Barbie" and Portman ain't one of 'em. Now, someone like Angelina Jolie would have been perfect in that faux-hawk, and dark lipstick, but not natalie, nor Scarlett Johansen. She is another example of "better looking au-natural."
So stop with the alienification (not a word) of our most beautiful people. You only make them uglier by doing so.
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i agree with the above post that natalie can't pull off the faux hawk. her beauty is so timeless and classic it's annoying to see her with hair and lips like that. angelina jolie could pull that look off but natalie needs to stay natural...she is SO beautiful!!!
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just had to post something after searching for that stop wars t-shirt picture worn by one of the most soulfully beautiful woman on the planet. its quite amazing actaully if any of you americans (im guessing) could see. all you fucken celebrity obssessed losers see is eyebrows too short and skinny fat skinny fat. how god dam pathetic. you will never feel the world. you will pretty much never feel anything. your loss. hey hers an idea, listen to real music. etc. anyway. im out.
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[...] Speaking of Natalie Portman and SNL, I think I’m a bit too amused by her Stop Wars shirt. See also Natalie Portman SNL Photo Shoot Outtakes because there’s plenty worse things you could be doing than looking at Natalie Portman pictures, right? Related Posts [...]
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These comments are the reason celebs take drugs. Natalie is pretty.
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John.
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she looks like Brooke Shields in the first pic...when Brooke Shields was still pretty.
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Yes, it fucken sucks ass!!! I'm keeping count how many times I get the CPU error or the Directive error....we truly are trying to stablize shit up.
FUCKEN BLUEHOST!!!!
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ugly
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please don't
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Can I ask you a question...?
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Never did like the dark lipstick fad, makes women's mouth's look diseased.
I usually think Natalie's hot, these pics make me think I musta been drunk or something...
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lol, alright, you said please.......
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shoot
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This is some scary shit!
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She's pretty, but I'm not much into her attitute. She acts like a bad highschool boy...like in her video...I get that vibe from her. But if we're talking looks, I think her eyes are gorgeous. Her being so darn flat in the front, tough, scares me sometimes. Does she starve herself, cause there's pretty much nothing filling that shirt...the back and the front are too similar and I don't think that's normal.
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I Love you.
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she does not look good in any of the pics!
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